A Mixed up Joke About the Cup Final
A mixed up joke about the Cup Final
1 The old friend went down to London for the weekend2 He booked a room in a hotel
3 He had a nice stroll round
4 He strolled up Regent Street
5 He strolled along Oxford Street
6 He had a stroll up the Edgeware Rd
7 He passed a pet shop
8 There was a parrot in a cage in the pet shop
9 The parrot said, ‘A know thee!’
10 The old friend went into the shop
11 The shopkeeper didn’t want to sell Polly the parrot
12 Polly had laid some eggs
13 The shopkeeper wrapped up one of the eggs
14 He put one of the eggs in a box
15 The old friend bought one of the parrot’s eggs
16 He went home
17 He went to London again last year
18 He strolled up Regent Street
19 He strolled along Oxford Street
20 He had a stroll up the Edgeware Rd
21 He passed the pet shop
22 There was the same parrot in the same cage in the pet shop
23 Polly the parrot said, ‘A know thee!’
24 The old friend said, ‘Aye, an a know thee too. Thee father were a duck!’
A mixed up joke about the Cup Final
The old friend went down to London for the weekendHe booked a room in a hotel
He had a nice stroll round
He strolled up Regent Street
He strolled along Oxford Street
He had a stroll up the Edgeware Rd
He passed a pet shop
There was a parrot in a cage in the pet shop
The parrot said, ‘A know thee!’
The old friend went into the shop
The shopkeeper didn’t want to sell Polly the parrot
Polly had laid some eggs
The shopkeeper wrapped up one of the eggs
He put one of the eggs in a box
The old friend bought one of the parrot’s eggs
He went home
He went to London again last year
He strolled up Regent Street
He strolled along Oxford Street
He had a stroll up the Edgeware Rd
He passed the pet shop
There was the same parrot in the same cage in the pet shop
Polly the parrot said, ‘A know thee!’
The old friend said, ‘Aye, an a know thee, too. Thee father were a duck!’