The Hunt
Rules:
There are two teams, with one bachelor on each team. Each team must have one designated driver/scorekeeper/bailer-outer etc, who may be exempt from drinking requirements if they are a self-proclaimed wuss.
Important: A team may never divide into more than two parties--so the bachelor can run off to do something, or you can split in half, but not divide up five ways.
All "donors" of required items must be previously unknown to everyone in the party. Items may not be taken from private individuals without their consent. It is acceptable to pay people for these items, but doing so will incur a 10 point penalty for that task. All items must be procured once the event has started; they can't be stashed beforehand.
Items designated as “Bachelor Only” may only be performed by the bachelor. (If anyone else would like to perform them, we’re sure as hell not going to stop you, but the team will not be awarded points.)
No more than 10point-scoring things may be done at any given casino/bar/club/etc, so you can’t spend all night in one place.
Scoring:
10 points for each "a" level task.
25 points for each "b" level task.
50 points for each "c" level task.
The Hunt is not a race—the object is to score the most points. It begins when all members have arrived, and it ends at 12 noon on Sunday, July 29. The score will then be tallied, and the prize awarded.
-Vices-
Drinks (points awarded at each casino/club, once per casino/club only)
a)At each casino or club, the entire team does a shot/has a drink. Shots of coke are grudgingly accepted if the shooter is really in a bad way…or a self-proclaimed wuss.
a)Get a woman to buy the bachelor a drink.
a)Photo of a team member with a flaming drink (One time only)
b)Consume any drink containing both mayonnaise and Tabasco. (One time only, for God’s sake.)
c)Get a woman to buy a round of drinks for the team.
Stogies
a)Bachelor smokes a cigar that costs over $30.
b)Bachelor smokes a Cuban cigar.
b) Photo of an attractive woman smoking the cigar (must include ample cleavage) (Extra 10 points if she is a porn star)
c) Cigar is freely given as a gift by someone
-The Casinos-
Gambling
a) Craps – Bet against the whole table.
a) Find the stupidest game in the casino, take a picture of it, play it, and convince at least one other person (not a member of the group) to play it too. (5 bonus points to the stupidest casino game and 5 points for each additional person convinced to play)
b) Craps – The roller must make an ass out of himself by loudly doing "The Lucky Song" and dance before every roll. Play at least 7 rolls (as a group); bachelor needs to be the roller at least once. Table needs to have at least a few other players at it. Extra 5 points if a team member captures "The Lucky Song" on video. (“The Lucky Song” & dance must be pre-approved before the hunt begins. It must be sung (not a monotone chant), it must be more than 2 lines long, it must rhyme, and it must have a choreographed dance to accompany it. This dance must include a pirouette.) Extra 10 points if the team gets a non-member to do the “Lucky”.
b) One chip from at least 10 different casinos
c) Roulette – Convince enough people to buy in to your “foolproof plan” for winning at roulette—you must convince each person to bet on one number until all the numbers on the table are covered, and then distribute the winnings to each of the participants.
Getting Tossed (the following must be administered by a casino employee)
a) Thrown out of a casino
b) Thrown out of a casino, and told that they can never return
c) Literally thrown out of a casino (must catch air)(Bachelor Only)
Pit Boss
a)A picture of the Pit Boss grabbing the bachelor by his lapels (or shirt, if no lapels) with a menacing look
a)Photo of the Pit Boss on one knee “proposing” to the bachelor, who must be wearing a veil. (See Bachelorette Party)
b) Pit Boss gives the bachelor a kiss.
b)Their name tag
b)Pit Boss gives a team member a piggyback ride. (10 pace minimum)
c)Pit Boss gives the bachelor a piggyback ride. (10 pace minimum) (May not be combined with above.)
-The Ladies-
The Ladies (misc.)
a)Do a shot with a natural redhead. (Bachelor Only)
a)Photo with 3 or more women kissing the bachelor.
a)At least 2 women sign the bachelor’s underwear.
a)Photo of the bachelor with a woman with a tongue stud. (Tongue stud must be visible.)
a)Photo of two women kissing one another (on the lips, y’all). Extra 50 points if they are topless.
a)Photo of the bachelor with at least 2 women with mullets. Extra 5 points if wearing tube tops (5 points per tube top).
b)Photo of the bachelor with a woman with the more than 7 body piercings. Extra 10 points go to the team with a photo of the girl with the most. Extra 25 points for a picture of a piercing on a woman’s pink parts. (Tongue not included.)
b)Obtain a woman’s undergarment—the bachelor must wear it on the outside of his clothes for the remainder of the time in the venue of procurement.
c)Obtain a bra with cup size D or larger. (This must come from a woman, y’all—not purchased from a store).
Bachelorette Party (Bachelor Only)
a) Body shot with the bachelorette. Extra 10 points if the salt is licked from a tattoo.
a)Do a shot with the entire bachelorette party.
a)Slapped (hard—on the face) by the bachelorette and the maid-of-honor (or pro-tem)
b)Photo of the bachelorette doing a body shot with the maid-of-honor (or pro-tem).
b)Obtain the veil from the bachelorette—the bachelor must wear it for the remainder of the time spent at venue.(See Pit Boss)
b)Obtain sex toy from bachelorette. (Not a condom, lollypop, or disposable novelty-type item)
c)Go to a male strip club with the bachelorette party.
c)Convince at least one member of the bachelorette party to join the bachelor party for the rest of the evening.
c)The Scott Reed Maneuver: Strip down and trade underwear with a bachelorette.
Stripper/Showgirl
a) Get on stage with stripper. (Bachelor Only)
b) Tassel/pastie (Extra 5 points if there’s a tassel on the pastie.)
b) Get into the VIP room at a strip club without paying.
c) Convince her to come along for the rest of the night.
Porn star
a) A picture with her kissing the bachelor (Extra 5 points if her hand is on his crotch.)
b)Autographed movie starring the porn star
b) Her lipstick
c) 1 undergarment
The first attractive woman that the bachelor sees upon entering the Hard Rock Cafe(Bachelor Only)
a) A kiss
b) 1 undergarment
c) The key to her room/home
Extra credit
Bonus points for each woman-hour: every full hour that a woman spends with the team is 10 points. Multiple women may travel with the team simultaneously, accruing multiple points. To qualify, no one on the team must not know or have any relation to the person.
-Misc.-
Elvis
a) Autograph
b)Sequin from his uniform
b) His sunglasses
b) A video/picture of him giving the bachelor a brief karate lesson. Elvis must phonetically pronounce the word “karatay”.
c) His guitar
Weaponry
a) Casing from ammo fired by an automatic weapon (Don’t try to bring this back on the plane with you, dumbass.)
b) Osama Bin Laden cutout, with a single bullet hole through the head (Saddam Hussein will also be accepted.)
Multimedia
a) Video or picture of the bachelor, shot by someone NOT in the party on their own tape/film/etc, given freely
b) CD, record, or tape given to the team by someone listed on the liner notes. They must autograph it. Must not be paid.
c) Video or photo of any person headlining a show at a casino giving the bachelor a kiss (female) or kissing their shoe (male). Their name must be posted outside the casino.
Why the hell did I do that?
Bachelor gets a tattoo – 500 points
Bachelor gets a piercing – 500 points
Bachelor shaves off one eyebrow – 500 points
Team member gets a tattoo – 250 points
Team member gets a piercing – 250 points
PENALTIES
100 point penalty per team member that has not performed at least one task from the list by noon on Sunday.
100 point penalty if the bachelor is not certified drunk (by teammates) by bedtime Saturday night/Sunday morning.