Steam Roller Baby

Steam roller baby

I'm a steam roller baby,

and I'm rollin down the line (x2)

So ya better get outta my way now, before I roll all over you

It takes a little, a little, a little rock and role

It takes a lot of, a lot of, a lot of heart and sole

I'm a dump truck baby,

and I'm dumpin down the line (x2)

So ya better get outta my way now, before I dump all over you

It takes a little, a little, a little rock and role

It takes a lot of, a lot of, a lot of heart and sole

I'm a jackhammer baby,

and I'm hammering down the line (x2)

So ya better get outta my way now, before I hammer over you

It takes a little, a little, a little rock and role

It takes a lot of, a lot of, a lot of heart and sole

I'm a steam roller baby, I'm a dump truck baby, I'm a jack hammer baby, and I'm rolling down the line, and I'm dumpin down the line, and I'm hammering down the line

So you'd better get outta my way now, why don't you please get outta my way now, before I roll all over you, before I dump all over you, before I hammer all over you!

Captain Jack

Hey, hey Captain Jack

Meet me down by the railroad track

Put that rifle in my hand

I'm gonna be a shootin' man

A shootin' man

The best I can

For Uncle Sam

Re – up your crazy

Re – up your out of your mind

Hey, hey Captain Jack

Meet me down by the railroad track

With that knife in my hand

I'm gonna be a cuttin' man

A cuttin' man

A shootin' man

The best I can

For Uncle Sam

Re – up your crazy

Re – up your out of your mind

Hey, hey Captain Jack

Meet me down by the railroad track

With that grenade in my hand

I'm gonna be a killin' man

A killin' man

A cuttin' man

A shootin' man

The best I can

For Uncle Sam

Re – up your crazy

Re – up your out of your mind

Hey, hey Captain Jack

Meet me down by the railroad track

With that bottle in my hand

I'm gonna be a drinkin' man

A drinkin' man

A killin' man

A cuttin' man

A shootin' man

The best I can

For Uncle Sam

Re – up your crazy

Re – up your out of your mind

Hey, hey Captain Jack

Meet me down by the railroad track

With that book in my hand

I'm gonna be a studyin' man

A studyin' man

A drinkin' man

A killin' man

A cuttin' man

A shootin' man

The best I can

For Uncle Sam

The Army Colors

The Army colors,

The colors are blue,

To show the world

That we are true.

The Army colors,

The colors are green,

To show the world

We're a fighting machine.

The Army colors,

The colors are red,

To show the world

The blood we've shed.

The Army colors,

The colors are black,

To show the world

That we're on the attack.

The Army colors,

The colors are white,

To show the world

That we can fight.

Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he

He called for his pipe and called for his bowl

And he called for his privates, three

Beer, Beer, Beer said the privates

Merry men are we

none so fairas to compare to the Tarleton infantry

Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he

He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl

and he called for his corporals, three

I need a three-day pass said the corporals

Beer, Beer, Beer said the privates

Merry men are we

none so fairas to compare to the Tarleton infantry

Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he

He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl

and he called for his specialist, three

Sham shamsham said the specialist

I need a three-day pass said the corporals

Beer, Beer, Beer said the privates

Merry men are we

none so fairas to compare to the Tarleton infantry

Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he

He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl

and he called for his Sergeant, three

Work workwork said the sergeant

Sham shamsham said the specialist

I need a three-day pass said the corporals

Beer, Beer, Beer said the privates

Merry men are we

none so fairas to compare to the Tarleton infantry

Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he

He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl

and he called for his LT, three

were the heck am I said the LT

Work workwork said the sergeant

Sham shamsham said the specialist

I need a three-day pass said the corporals

Beer, Beer, Beer said the privates

Merry men are we

none so fairas to compare to the Tarleton infantry

Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he

He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl

and he called for his Caption, three

I got a great idea said the Caption

Were the heck am I said the LT

Work workwork said the sergeant

Sham shamsham said the specialist

I need a three-day pass said the corporals

Beer, Beer, Beer said the privates

Merry men are we

none so fairas to compare to the Tarleton infantry

Tiny bubbles

In my wine

Make me happy,

Make me feel fine.

Your left, your left,

Your left, right, left,

Your left, your left,

Your military left.

Tiny bubbles

In my beer

Make me happy

And full of cheer.

Your left, your left,

Your left, right, left,

Your left, your left,

Your military left.

Tiny bubbles

In my whiskey

Made me lonely,

Make me feel frisky.

Yellow Ribbon

Around her hair, she wore a yellow ribbon,

She wore it in the springtime and the merry month of May.

And if you asked her why the heck she wore it,

She wore it for her soldier stationed far, far away.

Far away!

She wore it for her soldier who was far, far away.

Around her neck, she wore a silver locket,

She wore it in the springtime and the merry month of May.

And if you asked her why the heck she wore it,

She wore it for her soldier stationed far, far away.

Far away!

She wore it for her soldier who was far, far away.

Around her leg, she wore a purple garter,

[etc.]

On her night stand, she kept a soldier's portrait,

[etc.]

Around the block, she pushed a baby carriage,

[etc.]

Behind the door, her daddy kept a shotgun

He kept it in the springtime and the merry month of May.

And if you asked him why the heck he kept it,

He kept it so her soldier would stay far, far away.

Far away!

Oh, far away!

He kept it so her soldier would stay far, far away.

They say that in the Army

They say that in the Army the coffee is mighty fine

It looks like muddy water

And tastes like turpentine.

Chorus

Oh mom I want to go

But they won’t let me go

Gee, Mom, I wanna go home!

They say that in the Army the food is mighty fine

A chicken got off the table and started marking time.

Chorus

They say that in the Army the biscuits are mighty fine

One jumped off the mess tray and killed a friend of mine.

Chorus

They say that in the Army, the meat is mighty fine

Last night we had ten puppies, this morning only nine

They say that in the Army, the shoes are mighty fine

You ask for size eleven, they give you size nine

Chorus

They say that in the Army, the pancakes are mighty fine

You can try to chew them, but you're only wasting time

Chorus

They say that in the Army, the bed's are mighty fine

But how the hell would I know, I've never slept in mine

Chorus

They say the in the Army, the mail is so great

Today I got a letter dates 1948

Chorus

They say that in the Army, the hours are just right

Start early in the morning and work on through the night

Chorus

They say that in the Army, the buses are mighty fine

One went round the corner, and left three wheels behind

Chorus

They say that in the Army the women are mighty fine

They look like Phyllis Diller

And march like Frankenstein.

Final Chorus

Gee, Mom, I wanna go,

But they won't let me go,

Gee, Mom, I wanna go home!

Nineteen-hundred and sixty-five (Momma momma tune)

Nineteen-hundred and sixty-five,

Vietcong they came alive.

Nineteen-hundred and sixty-five,

Vietcong they came alive.

Got a letter in the mail,

Go to war or go to jail.

Got a letter in the mail,

Go to war or go to jail.

It was from my Uncle Sam,

Said I had to go to 'Nam.

It was from my Uncle Sam,

Said I had to go to 'Nam.

Cut off all my long long hair,

Used to be it was down to there.

Cut off all my long long hair,

Used to be it was down to there.

Took away my Levi jeans,

Now I'm wearin' Army green.

Took away my Levi jeans,

Now I'm wearin' Army green.

Issued me an M-16,

Now I'm marchin' lean and mean.

Issued me an M-16,

Now I'm marchin' lean and mean.

Issued me a hand grenade,

Shoulda seen the mess I made.

Issued me a hand grenade,

Shoulda seen the mess I made.

If I die in the combat zone,

Box me up and ship me home.

If I die in the combat zone,

box me up and ship me home.

The Prettiest girl

The prettiest girl

I ever saw

Was drinkin' bourbon

Through a straw.

The prettiest girl

I ever saw

Was drinkin' bourbon (clap) through a straw.

I picked her up

I laid her down

Her long blonde hair

Laid all around.

I picked her up

I laid her down

Her long blonde hair laid (CLAP) all around.

When I met her

I was young and free

But now she's havin'

My baby.

When I met her

I was young and free

But now she's havin' (CLAP) my baby.

And so I joined

This old army

'Cause from her dad

I had to flee.

And so I joined

This old army

'Cause from her dad I (CLAP) had to flee.

The moral of

This story is clear

Instead of bourbon

Stick to beer

The moral of

This story is clear

Instead of bourbonStick to beer

Some where there’s

Some where there’s a mother

Who’s crying for her son

He's an Airborne Ranger

Fighting in the desert sun

Now momma don't you cry

No don’t you shed a tear

He's an airborne ranger

That’s the best that he can be

Some where there’s a father

Who is proud as he can be

His son's an airborne ranger

With a war to be won

Now father don’t you worry

He don't need you sympathy

He's an airborne ranger

That’s the best that he can be

Some where there's a sister

Who’s crying for her bro

Her bro's an airborne ranger

That’s the only way to go

Now sister don't you cry

He don't need your sympathy

He's an airborne ranger

That’s the best that he can be

Some where there’s a daughter

Who’s crying for her dad

He was an airborne ranger

Now he's just a folded flag

Now daughter don't you cry

He wouldn't want your sympathy

He was an airborne ranger

That was the best that he could be

Let them blow let them blow

let them blow

let the four winds blow

from the east to the west

U.S. Army is the best

let them fly

let the Air Force fly

from the east to the west

U.S. Army is the best

let them sail

let the Navy sail

from the east to the west

U.S. Army is the best

let them kill

let the Marines shot to kill

from the east to the west

U.S. Army is the best

let them cry

let the civilians cry

from the east to the west

U.S. Army is the best