COTTAGE BOWL PACKET 13
Written by Duncan Chalmers, Elizabeth Robson Gordon, Izzy Izumi, Max Johnstone, Stuart Macdonald, Nick Penner, Connor Pierotti, Shelby Robert, Olivia Seto, Joe Su, Gennesse Walker-Scace.
Edited by Nick Penner, Joe Su, et al.
1.Introduced in 1958, House Peters, Jr. was the first person to portray this character on TV. Commonly assumed to be a genie, this character was originally modelled on a Navy sailor. Almost always silent and smiling, a series of ads about a “mean” version of this character showed him scowling at messes. This character wears an all-white outfit. This character’s namesake products include the “liquid muscle” series and the “magic eraser”. For 10 points name this mascot, a tall, muscular, bald man with a single earing who excels at housekeeping.
ANSWER: Mr. Clean
2. After a critical article by Matilda Jefferies, the title character of this film attempts to work with his family in the coal mines. Three characters in this film are killed in a freak gasoline fight accident on their way to get orange mocha frappuccinos. At the end of this film Mugatu is arrested and the titular character creates a “Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.” For 10 points name this 2001 movie that stars Ben Stiller as an incompetent male model who saves the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
ANSWER: Zoolander
3. This British band first rose to fame in Australia with the 1965 song “Wine and Women”. Their second US No.1, “Jive Talkin’”, as well as “Nights on Broadway” both appeared on their album Main Course. Their later album Spirits Having Flown hit number 1 on both sides of the pond, and featured songs like “Tragedy” as well as “Too Much Heaven”. This band’s most well-known album is the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack, featuring “Stayin’ Alive”. For 10 points name this disco act, consisting of Barry, Robin, and Maurice Gibb.
ANSWER: Bee Gees
4. This draft’s Mr. Irrelevant, Kevin McMahan, played Wide Receiver at Maine. Pro Bowlers Leon Washington, Stephen Gostkowski, and Brandon Marshall were drafted in succession in this draft’s fourth round. 11 USC players were selected in this draft, including Frostee Rucker and LenDale White. Three quarterbacks were selected in this draft’s first round: Jay Cutler, Matt Leinart, and Vince Young. For 10 points name this draft, in which the Houston Texans selected Mario Williams ahead of Reggie Bush.
ANSWER: 2006 NFL Draft
5. In the promotion for this console, its predecessor’s mascot SegataSanshiro was killed in a commercial for it. Midway Games created a number of launch titles for this system, including Hydro Thunder.Grandia II was originally developed for this system, as was Gunvalkyrie before being released on the Xbox. Popular games for this console include Skies of Arcadia, Jet Set Radio and Sonic Adventure. This console’s sales failed largely due to competition from Sony’s PlayStation. For 10 points name this video game console, the final created by Sega.
ANSWER: Dreamcast
6. In addition to film about the Czech author of The Trial, this director made a movie about a call girl played by pornographic actress Sasha Grey. In 2002 this director remade an Andrei Tarkovsky film about two astronauts orbiting a fictional planet. His debut film features a character that films women talking about sexual experiences. His most successful film depicts a group of eleven men pulling a heist on three Las Vegas casinos. For ten points, name this director who won an Academy Award for his 2000 film Traffic.
ANSWER: Steven Soderbergh
7. This song had an official “dancehall” remix featuring Chi Ching Chong, Assassin, and Konshens. The music video for this song, created by DANIELS, was intended as an exploration of male sexuality and won Best Direction at the 2014 MTV VMAs. Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, and Jimmy Fallon danced to this song on The Tonight Show. This song has only 12 distinct words, 8 of which are “Fire up that loud, another round of shots”. For 10 points name this 2013 song, a collaboration between DJ Snake and Lil Jon.
ANSWER: “Turn Down For What”
8. Originally named “Country Squares”, the frosted variety of this foodstuff was introduced in 1967. In 2004 this brand began its “Crazy Good” ad campaign, which ripped off the work of Don Hertzfeldt. Lawsuits ensued after, in 1994, it was shown that these foodstuffs could cause toasters to catch fire. Limited edition flavours of these items include “Spookylicious” and “Blueberry Muffin”, while popular flavours include “S’mores” and “Frosted Strawberry”. For 10 points name this brand of toaster pastries made by Kellogg’s.
ANSWER: Pop-Tarts
9. This woman played Wendy Jenkins in the Decoy episode “The Sound of Tears”. A TV movie regular, she played June Mathis in The Legend of Valentino and Kate Todd in In Broad Daylight. In her final TV roles, this woman played Lois Whitley on Will & Grace, Laura on 8 Simple Rules and Claire Arnold on Good Morning, Miami. Her most famous character wasa sarcastic school teachermarried to a psychiatrist.For 10 points name this woman, who played Emily Hartley on The Bob Newhart Show.
ANSWER: Suzanne Pleshette
10. Periods in this sport last 8 minutes at the national level, but 9 minutes at the club level. In this sport the goalie wears a red cap with #1, while the reserve goalie is either #13 or #1A. Penalties in this sport include Misconduct, Major, and Brutality fouls. While a men’s Olympic event since 1900, the women’s event was added for the 2000 Sydney Olympics. The most famous match of this sport was the “Blood in the Water” match. For 10 points name this water sport, where teams try and throw a ball in the opposition’s goal.
ANSWER: Water Polo
11. Near the start of this movie, the main characters attend Anthony and Stanford’s wedding. One character in this film fears her husband is cheating on her with their Irish nanny Erin, while another in this movie is arrested after fondling a Danish architect. Another character is disappointed to receive a TV as a gift and not jewelry, and that same woman rekindles her love with Mr. Big.In this movie, Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha, and Carrie spend time in Abu Dhabi. For 10 points name this film, the second based on an HBO comedy series.
ANSWER: Sex and the City 2
12. One track on this album is a cover of a hit by The Cure, while another states “I know I have a fickle heart and a bitterness”. Aside from “Lovesong” and “Don’t You Remember”, another track on this album is a pop ballad about an ex-lover that states “Close enough to start a war/All that I have is on the floor”, that song is “Turning Tables”. Other singles from this album include “Rumour Has It”, “Rolling in the Deep” and “Someone like You”. For 10 points name this album, a 2011 hit for Adele.
ANSWER: 21
13. In a villainous role, this man played Herman Bockweiss in Centennial. In one show this man played a rich publishing magnate who solves crimes for fun. That show, Kingston: Confidential was cancelled after 13 episodes in 1977. This man played the Police Commissioner in Eischied, and he portrayed the title paraplegic Chief of Detectives in Ironside. This man’s most famous character was an idealistic and hard fighting lawyer. For 10 points name this actor, best known for playing the title role in Perry Mason.
ANSWER: Raymond Burr
14. Ray Faraday Nelson invented this fashion item, originally to take joke photos while wearing it. In Guy Pene du Bois’ painting Boy with [this], a blonde child wearing one of these items hovers above a sandy beach. In one Calvin and Hobbes storyline, Calvin collects cereal box tops to mail away for one of these items. Frequently associated with old fans of science fiction, new employees at Google are given this style of hat. For 10 points name this type of hat, often multicoloured and featuring a propeller.
ANSWER: Propeller Beanie (accept brand names like Copter Cap)
15. Toad Ramsey is sometimes credited with inventing this pitch, but he probably conceived its curve variety. There are variations on the grip for this pitch, with Ed Summers pressing his fingertips to the ball while others dig in their nails. Bob Uecker quipped that “The way to catch [this pitch] is to wait until it stops rolling and pick it up.” Hall of Fame inductees who used this pitch include Jesse Haines and Phil Niekro. For 10 points name this unpredictable pitch, employed by pitchers like Tim Wakefield and R.A. Dickey.
ANSWER: Knuckleball
16. A song with this title by Michael Bublé declares “We are stronger here together, than we could ever be alone.” Kansas’ song with this title was the lead single from the album Audio-Visions. Korn’s song with this title is about Jonathan Davis’ near-fatal blood disorder. 50 Cent’s 2014 song of this title talks about the feud between G-Unit and Jimmy Henchman. Alabama Shakes’ song with this title says "Yeah! You got to wait!" For 10 points name this two word title, which Wilson Phillips tells you to do “for one more day”.
ANSWER: “Hold On”
17. In one episode of this show, Brick opens a stand to sell advice for a dollar. In another, Sue wins a trip to Walt Disney World in the “Hands on a Hard Body” contest. One recent episode sees Axl get locked in a library while trying to write a history essay. Recurring characters on this show include Don Ehlert, the racist and misogynistic car dealership owner, and Nancy Donahue, an idyllic neighbour. Set in Orson, Indiana, this show is narrated by Frankie, played by Patricia Heaton. For 10 points name this ABC sitcom, which centers on the Heck family.
ANSWER: The Middle
18. When suggesting that the protagonist of this film is having a midlife crisis, Charlotte asks if he’s bought a Porsche. Kevin Shields wrote music for the film and the song “Sometimes” by his band My Bloody Valentine appears. The protagonist is confused by Japanese while shooting an advertisement for Suntory Whisky. While hugging at the end of the film, two characters share a whisper inaudible to the audience. For ten points, name this 2003 Sophia Coppola film starring Scarlett Johansson and Bill Murray.
ANSWER: Lost in Translation
19. One graduate of this program was the 1st overall pick in 1967and was later an Executive of the Year. Another was an All-American in all 3 of his college seasons; those men were Pat Riley and Kevin Grevey, Former coaches of this program include Eddie Sutton, “Tubby” Smith, and Billy Gillispie. With the second longest 3 point streak in college basketball, they currently play in Rupp Arena. Anthony Davis played, for 10 points, for which NCAA basketball program that won the title in 2012 and were runners-up in 2014.
ANSWER: University of Kentucky Wildcats men’s basketball program
20. Under the advice of her son’s guidance counsellor, this character reads the novel Madame Bovary. On a trip to Paris she dreams of a murdered character walking her dog by the Eiffel tower. This character intimidates another woman into writing her daughter a letter of recommendation to Georgetown University. Along with Father Intintola, she is also flirtatious with Furio, who then flees back to Italy in fear of her husband. For ten points, name this character that Edie Falco won three Emmy Awards portraying, wife of Tony Soprano.
ANSWER: CarmelaSoprano
TB. Minor characters in this movie include Charley Grapewin as Uncle Henry and Clara Blandick as Aunt Em. When one character in this film attempts to pick an apple, the tree exclaims “What’d’ya think you’re doing?!” Musical numbers in this film include “Optimistic Voices” and “If I Only Had a Brain”. In one of this movie’s most quoted scenes, the protagonist states “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto”. For 10 points, name this movie starring Judy Garland.
ANSWER: The Wizard of Oz
COTTAGE BOWL BONUSES 13
1. For 10 points each, name some YouTube song parody channels:
[10] Since 2007, Mark Douglas has been making song parodies for Barley Political under this series name. This series redid Lady Gaga’s Judas as “Bearded Nun” and has done original songs like “Reggae Shark”.
ANSWER: The Key of Awesome
[10] Barely Political first rose to prominence during the 2008 election with this song. In it, a certain girl says she likes it when the titular figure “[Gets] hard/On Hillary in debate”, hence her titular feeling.
ANSWER: “Crush on Obama”
[10] This other YouTuber has been doing parodies since 2009. This man redid MickiMinaj’s Super Bass as “Super Fake” and a parody of Maroon 5’s “Animals” that makes the song about Adam Levine’s blatant narcissism.
ANSWER: Bart Baker
2. This man attended Georgetown before being drafted 1st overall in1996. For 10 points each:
[10] Name this basketball player, nicknamed “The Answer”. Known for his time with the Philadelphia 76ers, he was an 11 time NBA All-Star and the 2001 NBA MVP.
ANSWER: Allen Iverson (accept A.I.)
[10] In 2002, Iverson gave a rant in which he used this word twenty times. Iverson probed reporters about why we are talking about this instead of the game, and asked how he could make others better through this task.
ANSWER: Practice (accept phrases such as “We talkin’ bout practice”)
[10] Iverson often clashed with this coach during his tenure with the 76ers. Now the head coach at SMU, he won a championship in 2004 with Detroit, and his last NBA job was in Charlotte from 2008 to2010.
ANSWER: Larry Brown
3. This band’s members include Ben Lovett and Ted Dwane. For 10 points each:
[10] Name this British folk rock band. This band’s biggest hits include “Little Lion Man”, “Whispers in the Dark” and “I Will Wait”.
ANSWER: Mumford & Sons
[10] This Mumford & Sons song was nominated for Grammy Song of the Year. This song begins “It’s empty in the valley of your heart” and later states “I won’t let you choke/on the noose around your neck”.
ANSWER: “The Cave”
[10] This man is the lead singer, guitarist, and mandolin player for Mumford & Sons. This man met Ben Lovett at King’s College Scholl in Wimbledon, and as a solo artist covered “Din’s Song” with Oscar Isaac.
ANSWER: Marcus Mumford (prompt on last name alone)
4. For 10 points each, name some things about the 2014 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series
[10] This man won the season’s first race, the Daytona 500. This man had previously won the race in 2004, and this man’s current car is sponsored by Amp Energy.
ANSWER: Dale Earnhardt, Jr. (do not accept or prompt on just Dale Earnhardt)
[10] Josh Logano won the regular season as a driver for this team. This team’s other drivers include Brad Keselowski, and this team controls the #2, #12, and #22 cars.
ANSWER: Team Penske (accept Penske Racing)
[10] During the 2014 Sprint Cup season, this man’s #98 car was intermittently sponsored by the cryptocurrency Dogecoin. Wow. Much speed.Such fast. Very driver. Wow.
ANSWER: Josh Wise
5. For 10 points each, name some things from the AFI’s “100 Years… 100 Heroes & Villains” list.
[10] This character was ranked the second greatest villain of all time. Played by Anthony Perkins, he is a motel owner with a strange relationship with his mother in Psycho
ANSWER: Norman Bates
[10] The 15th greatest hero, Norma Rae Webster, is played in a namesake movie by this actress. This woman’s other roles include Aunt May in The Amazing Spider-Man and Miranda in Mrs. Doubtfire.
ANSWER: Sally Field
[10] The 8th greatest Villain, Phyllis Dietrichson, appears in this 1944 film noir. Played by Barbara Stanwyck, in this film she tries to frame her husband’s murder as an accident for extra insurance money.
ANSWER: Double Indemnity
6. In this show’s first season, Peter Florrick is jailed following a political scandal. For 10 points each:
[10] Name this CBS series about Alicia Florrick, who returns to work as a litigator. Currently in its 6th season, characters on this show include Cary Agos and Kalinda Sharma.
ANSWER: The Good Wife
[10] This woman plays Alicia, the titular Good Wife. This woman’s previous TV work include playing Jennifer Bloom on The Lost Room and Nurse Carol Hathaway in ER.
ANSWER: Julianna Margulies
[10] On The Good Wife, Josh Charles plays this man. An old friend of Alicia’s, this character has an off-and-on affair with her until this character is shot and killed in the courtroom by his client during Season 5.
ANSWER: WillGardner (accept either underlined part)
7. Minor characters in this film include Tito and Tarazan. For 10 points each: