Brisbane Thirsty Hash House Harriers
/“Thank God It’s Thirstday”
(Members $20 ½ year; $5 a week; Visitors; $7 a week)Website: / http://www.brisbanethirstyhash.net
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GM: / Sir Pissalot
Run Time: / 6:30 pm start Thirstday
Run Number: / 944 - 19 Oct, 2017
Hare: / Ryvita and Blueberry
Venue: / Darrun Thai, Taigum
Scribe: / Shiggy
The usual motley crew of hashers arrived at our normal Thai restaurant in Taigum. The run was set by a couple of young tarts so expectations were high as to what could happen. The run started with a massive game of chicken as all the hashers dashed across the main road through all the traffic. Traffic lights??? Surely they don’t expect hashers to cross main roads at those. They’re just ornamental aren’t they? After that the run meandered along the bike paths of Taigum. Nothing virginal about the trail, kind of like the hares. Everyone was back in about 45mins, except for Meatlovers and Sherbet who appeared 15mins latter. And they didn’t get a charge!
Eventually the circle started with Blueberry and Ryvita being called in.
A visiting runner had lots of very nice things to say about the trail. Tail complained about cuming on the same place 5 times during the walk. The hares evidently had explained at the start of the run there was a bit of back tracking, but as always the walkers were too busy talking to take note.
Pithhead took a shortcut home to get the bucket setup for the front runners but got lost.
Starboard and ???? were visiting from Sydney visited on their to the relay. They planned to steal our team’s plans, but that would imply they existed to start with. Wasted visit.
Welcome backs were Focker, High Time, Thunderballs and Speculate. It looked like High Time had been putting her foot in places she shouldn’t.
The GM implored the circle to come up with some charges and the ever reliable Wopa came to the rescue. Finders resorted to using his phone to find out the way home. That was a waste of time since he didn’t have his glasses and couldn’t see the map.
Focker even paid for Owl to cum, but he didn’t.
Thunderballs had a birthday through the week, but the numbers are getting so big he forgot he’d had one. The proxy birthdays were Lee Harvey Oswald (Ned standing in) and Martina Navratilova (Ryvita stood in because she’s also good at cracking balls)
Wagga finished the circle by giving the teams instructions for the upcoming Relay. He was charged for telling them absolutely fucking nothing.
The meals were prompt and very good. A couple of them were served in these marvellous big silver foil swans. Not sure there was any food in them but they certainly looked impressive.
Next weeks run:
Hua Hin Thai Restaurant, 5b Sayers Rd Stafford (Corner of Webster Rd, next to cheesecake shop)