[facs] Fwd: FW: Male or Female
Ashlee Christiansen christiansen at pineview.org
Tue Nov 13 10:29:16 MST 2007
I thought this might be a fun addition to the marriage unit in Adult Roles.
It made me laugh! Enjoy!
*M**ale or Female?** * You might not have known this, but
a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are
some examples:
**
*FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them. *
**
*PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while
to warm them up again. *
*They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. *
**
*TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated *
**
*HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under their butt. *
**
*SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
water. *
**
*WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting
hit on. *
**
*TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
picking up people. *
**
*EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts
to the bottom. *
**
*HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at
all, and are occasionally handy to have around. *
**
*THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would** **be male,
but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
*
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*New Law: *
*With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially
during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women
Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants
are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created
for patrons. **
**
Below is ! the fir st picture available of this world-first women-only
parking lot in Minnesota .** *
*
*
*
Send this to all the women you care about...and to any men who appreciate a
good laugh *
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