Skyrocketing Energy Prices Worry You? Fight Back! Punch the Utility in the Face
For a limited time, I can help you punch the utility company in the face. I can help you save money by cutting your energy consumption so you protect your family budget from skyrocketing energy prices. Yes, energy prices are about to skyrocket. I mean, out of this world, leaving the atmosphere, beyond the moon skyrocket. How do I know? Consider the following…
· AAA says energy prices increased 32 straight days!
· The Oil Price Information Service reports gas prices increased more than 50¢ over the last two months!
· On February 1, CNBC reported gas prices were the highest ever for that date and on February 11, the Los Angeles Times reported gas prices were the highest ever for that date
· The Energy Information Administration reported that spending on gas as a percentage of household income hit a 30 year high in 2012 (it’s higher this year)
When Gas Goes Up, ALL Energy Prices Go Up
Yup. Rising gas prices means ALL energy prices are going to rise. This includes natural gas. It includes electricity. It’s going to be bad. Think about it. Are you going to be able to afford to take a vacation this summer if the utility bills have eaten into your budgetary reserve?
You do have a budgetary reserve, don’t you? If not, well, hoo boy are you in for it. Unless…
Unless… Unless… Unless… Unless…
You’re in for it, unless you let me show you how to punch the utility company in the face. Wham. Bam. Pow!
Here’s how you can save big
Cut your home water heating bill to next to almost nothing and get the government to help pay for it. You read it right…
Cut Your Water Heating Bill to Almost Nothing
And Get the Government to Help Pay For It!
It just doesn’t get much better than this. If you let me replace your old water heater with a new solar water heating system, your water heating bills will fall to almost nothing and the government will help pay for it. Your water heating costs are significant. According to the Department of Energy, water heating accounts for 15%-25% of national residential energy consumption.
The Government Will Pay 30%
Of Your Investment, Including Installation
This is hard to believe, but the federal government will pay for 30% of your investment in a solar water heating system. They’ll even pay 30% of the installation! This is huge… HUGE!
Where else can you get a 30% return on an investment instantly? Nowhere. And, there’s a chance we can get additional funding to offset even more of your investment.
We Will Sweeten the Pot With a… Er, Potty
Spring is our slow season. To keep my plumbers busy (and out of trouble), I’m going to throw in a high efficiency, ultra flush, low flow toilet with every solar water heating system. If you’ve got one of those toilets that routinely stops up, this new high efficiency, ultra flush toilet will eliminate the need for your plunger. Life’s too short to plunge. And money’s too short, not to take advantage of this incredible offer.
Save money. Save time. Save water.
You Say, “No Money” – I Say, “No Worries”
We have access to financing. When you consider how much you can cut your utility bills, it’s possible you will have more money in your pocket at the end of the month than you do now. Our solar water heating system uses proven, off-the-shelf technology to cut the majority of your water heating. Moreover, a solar water heater makes your home more valuable and more saleable. It’s hard to see how you can go wrong.
Hurry – You Will Not Get a Better Deal This Year
We can only honor this offer for a limited time this spring. Once the summer rush hits, we won’t be able to offer a free high efficiency ultra flush low flow toilet with the solar water heating system.
Call 800.555.5555. Punch Back! And Save.
Don’t you want to punch back at the utility company before you get hit with a haymaker of a utility bill? Call us today to take a look at your system. The sooner we get you on the installation schedule the sooner you can start saving. You’ll save on the solar water heating system. You’ll save on the installation. You’ll get a free low flow toilet. You’ll cut your utilities. Call 800.555.5555 today.
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P.S. Buy now, and this summer when your neighbors are complaining about the high utility costs, you’ll be able to smile and say, “Gee, our bills are down quite a bit from last year. In fact, our bills are a lot lower than yours.” It’s a sweeeet feeling.