Commish Corner – WinterSeason– Week 5!

Top News and Questions

  1. NFL interlude - GO PATRIOTS!
  2. Armageddon’s next victim, Birdmen, getting to 5-0. What is RepeatOffenders’plan!
  3. Undefeated no longer! Brainware, CACI, Tropics, and ZeroGravity…
  4. …leaving just Snakes, RepeatOffenders, and Gaga’s, (andArmageddon)as undefeated!
  5. Oh, oh…K9’s lose again, this time to surprisingly tough underdog HardTarget! Now they are at a shocking 0-5! Are they trying to maximize the odds in Vegas for an historic playoff run, or perhaps think they will get a #1 draft pick?!
  6. Gaga’s show ZeroGravity who’s boss! Now atop the Ladies division all alone!
  7. UNIFORMS! – PLEASE WEAR LEGENDS TOPS AND BOTTOMS (and SAME COLOR)! This is MANDATORY for the playoffs, so get used to it now.
  8. NO GAMES FOR SUPER BOWL SUNDAY! See you all in another week!

Week 6 Games to Watch!

  1. Even though CACI and Brainware both lost their undefeated bids last week, they are still atop the B Division, and facing off for B supremacy!
  2. RunTNC gets another shot at the undefeated Snakes in 19+ B! Can they change the ending from last game?
  3. HardTarget thrives as the underdog! Can they put the lone tarnish on the RepeatOffender’s current undefeated record? Will RepeatOffenders underestimate HardTarget like everyone else, while looking ahead to Armageddon?!
  4. Ninja vs. K9’s…Will Ninja embarrass K9s further, setting them to an unprecedented 0-6?!

FanCam!

Game of the Week –HardTarget over K9’s (64-60)

Nobody picked HardTarget over K9s, even though K9’s have not even won a game this season! “What incredible disrespect we get,” said a frustrated HardTarget coach Mark Rhodes. “First we almost take down Armageddon, then we build a solid 3-2 record in the incredibly tough Elite Division and we still get the Rodney Dangerfield look!” he added.High-flying Davie Wright is the top-scorer in Elite, and he came up big again for HardTarget (see LOW, below).

Legend of the Week –Davie Wright(HardTarget)

Davie under the basket with one of his league-high 36 for Week 5!

Other Action!

I can jump higher than you guys! / Scramble! / How to box out!

The Top 20 Scorers for the Week!

Team / Player / Points / Comments
30+ Elite Division>HardTarget / Davie Wright / 36 / “I’m sick of the disrespect we HardTarget get!”
19+ A Division>Armageddon / Elijah Alexis / 31 / “Who is Alex and Mr. Toth, anyway?!”
30+ B Division>Thangs / Scott Pitts / 31 / “I’m not moving to Elite”
19+ A Division>Armageddon / Mike Toth / 26 / “I knew I should not have passed to Eli”
19+ A Women Division>Gagas / Krista Jay / 26 / “Go Gagas!”
30+ A/B Division>GroundHogs / Craig Crews / 26
30+ Elite Division>K9s / Kenny Smith / 26 / “A loss is a loss, is a loss, and I will say that 5 times”
19+ A Women Division>Saints / Jessica Johnson / 25
30+ B Division>Tropics / Clay Trivett / 25
30+ A Division>Supermen / Kevin Hoverman / 24
19+ A Women Division>Saints / Terell White / 23
19+ A Women Division>ViperWolves / Jessica Pelenberg / 22
30+ B Division>Boomshakalaka / Justin Bye / 21 / “I do not mind being in B, because I may not make this list from A/B!”
30+ A Division>Wildcats / Gregg Rovinsky / 21
19+ A Women Division>Hurricanes / Laura Newbold / 20
30+ A Division>Borg / Adam Kowalsky / 20
30+ A Division>OGs / Shane Williams / 20
30+ A/B Division>Redmen / Eric Teasdale / 20
30+ A/B Division>Redmen / Jeff Alfaro / 20
30+ Elite Division>PitBulls / Kris McNeil / 19
19+ A Women Division>Gagas / Cassidy Blaine / 19
30+ Elite Division>RepeatOffenders / John Windt / 19 / “Bring on Armageddon!”
30+ A/B Division>HoundDogs / David Tyson / 19 / “A/B is not so bad after all…don’t tell John I said that!”

Story by Anonymous.

Pictures courtesy “The Commish”