January 1958
GUS FINDS THE SCENT
byMartinBunn
When a new tire blew up,
Gus smelled a rat - or was it the old fox who sold it?
GuswassurprisedwhenHaroldStromphonedfromupcountrytosaythatoneofhistireshadblownout. Foronlyafewweeksbefore,Gus'shelper,StanHicks,hadreportedindignantlythatStromhadboughtafullnewsetsomewhereelse.
"Don'tfretaboutit,"Gushadsaid. "Haroldprobablyhadtoarrangefortimepaymentsanddidn'twanttoaskme. He'sagoodkidevenifheisabithigh-spiritedwhenhe'sbehindthewheel. I'mgladhehasnewrubber,whereverhegotit."
Andnow,withalmostbrand-newtires,Stromwasphoningaboutablowout.
"It'stherightrear,"hecomplained. "Itsimplyblewapart,andI'vegotnospare.
"I'mstuckunlessyoucanhelp,Gus."
"Let'sseenow,"saidGus,thinkingfast. HeknewHaroldwasdoingoddjobsandsavingeverycenttogettocollege.
"I'vegotafairusedtireinyoursize. I'llbringitmyself."
Itmusthavebeensheercuriosity,Gusthoughtashedroveoverroadsmadedangerousbyarecenticestorm,thatimpelledhimtodothisnuisancechoreinsteadofsendingStanHicks. Buthefoundrewardinthegratefulsmilethatgreetedhimashedroveup. Harold,agawky,wide-shoulderedkidwithacow-lick,hadalreadyremovedthedamagedtire. WithhimwasBertVickers,asquirrellyyoungdriverwhoseownjalopystoodaheadofHarold's.
"Lookatthis,Gus,"saidHarold,thegrinfading. "SpankingnewfromPopBinford'semporiumofhighpricesandlowdownpayments. Halfpaidfor-andallshot."
"That'stough,"Gusremarkedsympathetically. Hesquatteddowntoexaminethetubelesscarcass. Itsbeadwasbrokenandalongripextendedintothetread. Repairwasimpossible.
"Ican'tseehowanewtirecouldblowlikethat,"saidGus,"unlessyouranoversomethingsharpenoughtocutit."
Hiseyesfollowedthecar'stracksbackthroughtheicysnow. Theyturnedout,asthoughHaroldhadbeenpassinganothercarwhentheblowoutoccurred,andascuffedstreakintherighttrackindicatedthattheblowntirehadbeenslippingunderacceleration. GuslookedsharplyatBertVickers.
"WereyouandHaroldracing?"
"No!" ItwasHaroldwhoanswered.
"Berttriedtocrowdmeover. Isteppedonittoclearhim. That'snothingtoblowatire,isit?"
"No,itisn't,"Gussaidsoberly,takingausedtireoffhistruck. "Thisonewilldoasaspare,Harold,butdon'tuseitforregularservice."
Haroldansweredangrily,"I'lluseitjustlongenoughtodrivetoBinford'sservicestationandmakehimcomeacrosswithanewone."
"Fatchance,"Vickershootedfromhissouped-upjalopy,andtookoffinaroarofdualexhausts.
AsGusmountedandinflatedtheusedtire,hewasinclinedtoagreewithVickersaboutgettingareplacementoutofPopBinford. Popwasawilydealerwhopreyeduponthosealwayshardupforcash,particularlyhigh-schoolandcollegestudents. Hechargedoutrageouspricesforhisofteninferiormerchandise,andgotawaywithitbysellingonverylowdownpaymentsandweeklyinstallments.
If notexactlycrooked,Popwasatleastrazor-sharp.
WhileHaroldletthecardown,Guspickeduptheblowntiretoputitintothetrunk. Suddenlyhepaused,nostrilstwitching. Afterabriefhesitation,heslammedthelid,thenstoodwatchingHarolddriveaway.
BackattheModelGarage,thatafternoon, GuswasinstallingarebuiltenginewhenHaroldpulledin.
"Ofallthelousydeals,"hedeclaredangrily. "Binfordwouldn'treplacethattire,Gus."
Gusturnedfromhiswork,dugoutandlithispipe. "Tellmeaboutit."
"Binfordsaidhe'dordinarilyreplacesuchatire,butthatinthiscaseithadbeenabused,thatmydrivingwas-"
"Squirrelly,"Gusinterrupted.
"Butitisn't,"Haroldprotested.
"No,"Gusagreed,"butyoucouldn'tquiteresistthatchallengefromVickers,whoissquirrelly. Nevertheless,thattireshouldn'thaveblown,andBinfordknowsit. I'dliketoturnthetablesontheoldfoxjustthisonce. Let'stakeanotherlook,orrathersmell,atthattire."
"Smell?"Haroldasked,surprised.
Gusdidn'tanswer,butliftedthetireoutofHarold'scarandsniffedatit.
"Hah!"hegrunted,andstrolledbackintotheoffice. Shufflingthroughpapersonhisbattereddesk,heselectedone,turnedtothetelephone,anddialed.
"Binford?" hesaid. "GusWilson.
How'sbusiness...? Samehere. Thiscoldwavehasushopping."
"Bawlhimout,Gus,"Haroldhissed.
"Say,"Gusasked,"haveyouhadtroublewithairhosesgatheringmoistureandformingice? Youhave? Whatdidyoudoaboutit? Alcohol,eh? Well,thanksforthetip,Binford."
Gushungup,alookoftriumphinhiseyes.
"Youdidn'ttellhimoff,"Haroldcomplained. "Allyoutalkedaboutwastheweather. Ithoughtyouwere- "Goingtotalkaboutyourtire? "Myhearing'sgonesour! Ididn'theartiresmentioned-justtheweather." "Whynot?" Guschuckled. "Inaway,theweathercausedyourtiretoblowout."
"Comeagain?"theyoungsterasked.
"Yousee,"Gusexplained. "IknowhowBinfordoperates. Togetanycreditfromhim,youhavetobuyyourgasthere. I'llbettheairinyourtirescameoutofhishoses-amIright?"
"Right,"Haroldsaid. "Whatofit?"
"WhenBertVickerscrowdedyou,yousteppedonit,eventhoughthestreetswereicy. Thatcouldbeaquickwaytocommitsuicide,incidentally. Inthiscaseyourleftreartiretookhold,buttherightspun,anddevelopedalotofstaticelectricity."
"ButIdon'tsee..."
"Indampish,freezingweather,suchaswe'vebeenhaving."Guswenton,"airhosessometimesgathermoistureandformiceinside. Someservicestationoperatorsputantifreezeintheirhosestopreventthis. Ethyleneglycolisallright,butwithanalcoholbaseantifreezethere'sapossibilityofgettingalcoholfumesintothetires. Nowsparkachargeofstaticelectricityinthemand-boom!"
Haroldscratchedhishead. "Youmeantotellmethatyoucouldblowatiretopiecesthisway?"
"Yes,"Gusdeclared. "WhenInoticedasmellofalcoholaroundthatblowntireIrememberedabulletinsenttomebyawell-knowntirefirm. Itwarneddealersnottousealcoholintheirairhosestopreventicing,andtoldofseveraltiresblownapartjustthatway."
"Howcouldtheybesurethat'swhatdidit?"Haroldasked.
"Theyprovedit,"Gussaid. "Weldedasparkplugintoawheelrim,injectedalittlealcoholintothetire,thenfurnishedaspark. Thetesttiresblewthewayyoursdid,withthebeadtorn."
Harold'seyeslitup. "Gus,canIhangthisonBinford?"
"Itwashisalcoholicairthatdidthedamage,wasn'tit?"Gusaskeddryly.
"Here,takethisbulletintohim. TellhimGusWilsonsaidwhentheysendfreeinformation,itpaysamantoreadit." "Thatwon'tpryanewtireoutofhim."
"Iwouldn'tsuggestthatyoublackmailhim,"Gussaid. "Butyoumightsaywhatagoodstorythisalcoholbusinesswouldmake. Ifthatdoesn'twork,thengethimtophoneme."
Gusdidn'texpectBinfordtophone. Nordidhe,butaboutfiveo'clockHaroldStromdroveslowlybytheModelgarage,tootinghishornandholdinguptwofingersinthevictorysign.
StanlookeduptocatchagleamofsatisfactioninGus'seyes. "EnjoyedthatlittleruckuswithBinford,hey,Boss?"
"Yep,"answeredGus. "ThatwassomeblowoutHaroldhad. Youmightsaywebothgotabangoutofit."
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