THE FAT CAT HASH TRASH Volume 1751
NEXT RUN
RUN DATE HARE WHERE
1753 21-Apr-14 Easy 8 Carolyn Jackson Drive
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PAST RUNS FOR CAPITAL
RUN DATE HARE WHERE
1752 14-Apr-14 Furballs Banambila St, Aranda
Grand Mattress: Queen Latrine
Acting Religious Advisor: Meat
Circle/Run Report:
A ripple of excitement ran through the motley crowd of hashers who had gathered in the dark near the Aranda oval… It was Furball’s 1000th run…That’s over $10 000 she’s pissed away at hash, and 1000 Mondays spent engaging in drunken debauchery with some of the most ridiculous characters that ever disgraced human nature… (And according to Little Miss Sunshine, 1000 copulations she’s forgone…although most of us thought Monday’s were for wanking). Such dedication and devotion to these honourable hash pastimes deserved to be celebrated with gusto…and so they were! Furball’s co-hare, D2HD, thoughtfully set a trail that avoided every bike path in Aranda, and instead led us through scrub and bush…over logs…into ditches…through puddles… and at times, had hashers running the gauntlet, crossing main roads and dodging deranged homicidal Canberra drivers intent on making our lives nasty, brutish, and short. Meat unwittingly stumbled into every hash hazard along the trail (he forgot his torch) and took this opportunity to show off his full repertoire of four-letter words. Even Mixo winced! It was with a flood of relief that 9kms later, hashers finally staggered over to the drink stop – a warm, wonderfully ameliorating Mulled wine. Back in the circle, there was the usual pandemonium… Virgins, returnees, charges, and awards were mentioned… Most notable:
Hash Bard: We have an extraordinary bard among us! Glory Box composed and recited several stanzas of very clever, funny poetry describing the walkers’ trail – all completely impromptu… (Really – it was bloody outstanding!)
Hash Naming: ‘Just Wayne’ will hereon in be known as ‘Dicky Knee’…And when one Dick drinks, all Dicks drink…so Crying Dick, D2HD, and Duckhead enjoyed down-downs of Tun with Dicky Knee
Anniversary: Furball’s 1000th
Awards:
Big Prick – Mighty – so she can get another vag-injury
Little Prick – Big Boy – just ‘cos…awright?
Spit the Dummy – Meat – had a bad case of Tourette’s
Cracker of the Week – Infallible – something to do with that nasty Xmas run from years ago (we’ll never forget it…or forgive him)
Don’t mention the war!
Announcements:
Hares required Please contact Meat (Hash Trailmaster)
Ask Mixo if you’re interested in doing the Kosciusko to Coast bike ride: 18-21 April 2014 - Easter Weekend
Masturbateman’s hats for sale - $10
Capital Hash Haberdashery for purchase – chat with Peeping Pervert or Party Pie
June long weekend: 7-9 June 2014 – Caravan and Camping Hash weekend away planned
Check out the RA’s Hash song sheet and sing along to some ribald hash songs! Is there any other kind?
City to Surf: this year there will be a Hash team. To register, log in as “Capital Hash”, password “Fat Cats” (contact Poo Shooter for details)
Run 1750 (yes, we’re numerically confused) will be a Restaurant Run held on the 28-Apr-14. Location: Himalayan Restaurant, Palmerston Lane, Manuka
Brussels T-shirts – see Babbling
CHAOS AGPU: Regatta Point 1-May-14
Vag-injured Mighty has been ‘voluntold’ to organise next year’s Bike Wine tour…Anybody interested in being on a Hash sub-committee for this event, contact Mighty