BANDAPARTE SUBTÍTULOS
FELICES 140 25 fps / 1

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Can I tell you a childhood memory?

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I was with my father

and we stopped in front of a toy store.

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I showed him a beautiful toy truck

made out of wood.

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It's not easy to find

those wooden toys anymore,

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but there used to be a lot.

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I wanted that truck.

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But my dad said he had no money.

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"I haven't got any money, son."

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So he didn't buy it for me.

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I've been very successful in business.

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I've been a millionaire

for a long time.

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And I love it.

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People say money doesn't

make you happy.

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That it's better having someone

who loves you and all that, but...

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what makes me happy

is having money.

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Vitals?

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Pulse 83, saturation 80,

blood pressure 60/110.

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-Is it going in?

-Yes.

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Here's why Sancho

couldn't breathe.

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Is that a button?

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From a duffle coat.

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I haven't worn a duffle coat

since I was 10.

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They're back in fashion.

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They say finding a button

is good luck.

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Great. I need it.

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Hey, I'm the one who found it.

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<I>Dear Polo.</I>

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<I>That wonderful moment in life</I>

<I>has arrived where I turn 40.</I>

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<I>To celebrate this horror</I>

<I>I'm looking for a nice house</I>

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<I>so we can all spend the weekend</I>

<I>together.</I>

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<I>You know, the usual crowd.</I>

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<I>How long has it been?</I>

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<I>A hundred years, at least.</I>

<I>So I'm counting on you.</I>

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<I>No excuses like your business trip</I>

<I>when I turned 30.</I>

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<I>Ramon, just in case</I>

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<I>you haven't heard yet,</I>

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<I>thousands of planes fly every day</I>

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<I>and only one in two million crashes.</I>

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<I>I promise it won't be yours.</I>

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<I>I also name you head of provisions.</I>

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<I>Tell me what you want us to eat</I>

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<I>and I'll buy everything you need.</I>

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<I>Or if you'd rather not cook,</I>

<I>choose a chef for us.</I>

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<I>I'm paying for everithing.</I>

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<I>Reserve the weekwnd.</I>

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<I>Forget the restaurant</I>

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<I>and come in a good mood.</I>

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<I>This weekend?</I>

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I'm not sure we can make it.

Juan has a lot of work at the office.

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<I>He doesn't have to come,</I>

<I>I won't be offended.</I>

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But you're coming with Bruno.

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And who'll go see Mom?

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I'll pay for a nurse to walk her

on Saturday and Sunday.

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How convenient.

You'll do anything to weasel out.

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Why so far? There's no need to go

to the ends of the Earth for a birthday.

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-It just seems odd to me.

<I>-Stop complaining.</I>

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Pack your bags

and bring your son.

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I'll talk to Juan

but I'm not promising anything.

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Okay, bye.

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She'll never change!

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She does whatever she wants.

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I'm fucking sick of it!

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<I>Are you still alive? You're not</I>

<I>answering my calls or messages.</I>

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<I>If you don't come to my birthday,</I>

<I>I'll call the whole thing off.</I>

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<I>You know I mean it.</I>

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<I>Everybody's coming</I>

<I>so you can't miss it.</I>

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<I> I'm turning 40 and want to be</I>

<I>with the people I love the most.</I>

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<I>And I bought you a present.</I>

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<I>You won't guess what it is</I>

<I>in a million years.</I>

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<I>See you soon.</I>

<I>Please don't let me down.</I>

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HAPPY 140

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FRIDAY

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You won't be cold

but there's a ton of blankets.

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I don't think we'll need them,

but thanks.

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I'll leave them in the rooms.

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-I'll come by tomorrow at 11.

-Perfect.

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There they are.

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Gently. Put it over there, please.

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Did you ask for permission

to bring a piano?

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Yes, don't worry.

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I've never seen anything like it.

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You're only staying for the weekend.

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It's fine, Amalia, really.

See you tomorrow at 11.

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If you like fishing,

there are rods in the shed.

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-And bicycles.

-Thanks.

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Would you like a glass of water?

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When I turned 40 the last thing

I thought of was having a bash.

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You've always been

a little cheap, Juan. Admit it.

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I stopped celebrating birthdays

when I turned 20.

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You celebrated it last year, Dad.

With a barbecue.

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That was just to make

your mother happy.

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And it wasn't a celebration,

it was a funeral.

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It was a surprise party.

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Was it my fault we got poisoned

by the romesco sauce?

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We were crawling on the floor

after 20 minutes.

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Next time call me,

spare yourself the nightmare.

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No. Believe me,

I'm through celebrating.

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Look.

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Our house.

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Damn, it's a mansion.

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You don't mess around.

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Good lord, Elia.

This is too much.

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Whose palace is this?

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-Do you like it?

-Do I like it?

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It was a tobacco drying plant.

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A German bought it, remodeled

and gave it to his wife.

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-And you slept with him?

-The wife ran off with the architect.

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And the poor German

hasn't been seen since.

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Where do I leave this?

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Did you wipe your feet?

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There's no mud, Mom.

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Come here.

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Stop growing

or you'll be taller than me.

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The doctor says

he's going to be a giant.

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Lucky him.

He takes after his grandfather.

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Why all the luxury?

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Is this silestone?

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Here. It's crushed because Katia

put the kid's telescope on top.

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-Thanks.

-Look, Juan.

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This is the countertop I wanted.

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Until we saw the estimate.

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-Is there a pool?

-Of course.

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And you have a room

with a huge bed.

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-Want to see it?

-Okay.

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I'll take you to your room after.

Help yourselves to a beer.

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Can I sleep alone here?

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The whole room is yours.

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How's everything, sweetheart?

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Same as always.

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Who else did you invite?

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Polo.

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And Mario.

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-Do you remember him?

-Sure.

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"Dogman."

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He hasn't got a name?

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His dog does, his name is Sancho.

He takes it to the clinic every day.

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Maybe he's calling because he's dead.

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Sancho, I mean.

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No. He's calling to invite me out.

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But I don't like him.

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Ignore him.

You can get anyone you want.

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You think so?

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You're perfect.

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Come on!

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You're pretty, intelligent,

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you laugh.

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You're always happy.

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You smell nice.

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You're perfect.

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<I>You have one new message.</I>

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<I>Hi, Elia. Just wanted to say</I>

<I>there's no diarrhea.</I>

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<I>Sancho's stomach</I>

<I>is in better shape than mine.</I>

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<I>Thanks for everything.</I>

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<I>You know I'd love to celebrate</I>

<I>his recovery with you,</I>

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<I>so this is the tenth time</I>

<I>I'm asking you for a date.</I>

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Jesus!

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Look at those fucking bottles.

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What I wouldn't do

to have some of these again.

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Very expensive Burgundy!

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This Burgundy costs 3,000 euros.

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I'd have it locked up.

Don't touch it!

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-What a couple of drunks!

-We're flipping out.

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I'm updating the wine menu

at the restaurant.

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-How's it going?

-Great.

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How lucky. Everyone's complaining

about how awful everything is.

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Things are tight at the clinic.

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People want to eat and drink.

And forget about their troubles.

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We redecorated the dining room.

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-We?

-Well, Martina did.

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It's a little bit more zen, right?

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Come on, I'll show you your room.

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It's great to see you.

You look great.

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-You don't look 40.

-I'm not... yet!

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Bruno!

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You can throw it anywhere,

and you had to hit me.

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Sorry, Mom.

I didn't mean to.

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Can't you stop for a second?

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-How's the water?

-Freezing.

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Great!

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I can't believe it.

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What?

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He said he'd make a grand entrance.

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Who?

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Polo.

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You invited Polo?

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Do you like my new toy?

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I bought it in March.

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Did I knock off your asses?

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It wobbles a bit.

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Mario almost shit his pants.

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What's with the house?

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-You deserve it, Polo.

<I>-I like it.</I>

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-Hi.

-Hi, nice to meet you.

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-I'm Elia, and you?

-Claudia. Nice to meet you.

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-She's with me.

-We can see that.

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Money made me a good actress.

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I used to go to castings

but never got the part.

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"It's your accent, your height,

your age."

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Now they always pick me

and say I'm a great actress.

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Do I finance the films? Yes.

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But there's also plenty of hypocrites

around.

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I always knew I was a great actress.

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But people never said it to me before.

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And if they say it now

because I'm loaded? Fuck them.

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We met at a hotel in Rome.

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I was shooting my film.

Well, I only had two lines,

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but for me it's my film.

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I hope it comes out here soon,

you'll love it.

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Mario even cried at the end.

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In your dreams.

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Why?

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Why what?

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Why are you so sure

Mario didn't cry?

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I don't know, maybe because

I've known him since he was 15.

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But you don't know

what the film's about.

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Or do you think it's wrong

for a man to cry?

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Okay, I'll go on.

It's a very sad story.

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For the whole family

since there's no sex.

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No swearing, no violence.

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Sounds like a real bash.

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Mario was playing the piano

at the film's party.

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Mario has always played very well.

He was going to be great.

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But in the end, you know...

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He is great!

And he plays wonderfully.

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Isn't a man who masters

an instrument the sexiest thing?

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No idea, my husband's a lawyer.

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A man like that just kills me.

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I was at the party,

floating around...

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and I heard the piano.

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I turned around

and saw him,

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lost in his music.

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I went over and asked him to play

The Girl From Ipanema.

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Before he struck the last note,

we were fucking!

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Not that you're not worthy,

but Mario's always been trigger happy.

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You're all invited

to the opening night.

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Okay.

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Now I'm waiting for a fantastic role.

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I'd have five scenes with Dar¡n.

Can you imagine?

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I don't know why

I'm not checking my phone.

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My agent could call any time.

I'll go see.

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Bye!

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-Who did she say?

-Dar¡n, but that's a lie.

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-Yeah?

-Haven't you seen her?

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What a shame.

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Can you hate someone

only five minutes after meeting her?

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Even sooner.

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What a surprise.

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How old is she?

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Mentally, I mean. Twelve?

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Maybe you could at least

give her a chance.

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Did you really cry?

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She says you cried

at the end of her movie.

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I didn't cry

and that cost us an argument.

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The film is shitty and she's mediocre

but I don't care because I like her.

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Why don't you call things

by their name?

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Why don't you say she's young

and a great fuck?

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The rest doesn't matter.

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Come here.

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Where?

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It's for you.

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For me?

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It's a gift.

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Where did you get the money?

This piano is very expensive.

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Don't be rude.

Do you like it or not?

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Why don't you sit down and try it?

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Why are you giving me a piano?

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Because I feel sorry

that you have to play at shitholes.

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I'm going to finish unpacking.

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Choose five cards and place them here.

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Why did they name you Bruno?

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No idea.

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That's a weird question.

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I was named after Claudia Cardinale.

And look at me, I'm an actress.

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A name is important, You know?

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It determines more

than you think.

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-That's stupid.

-No, it's not.

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Bruno.

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Bruno means dark-haired.

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Brunos express themselves through

human relationships and home life.

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And they like to be loved.

281 00:14:43:01 00:14:45:11

No shit. So do Pedros,

Rafas, Antonios...

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Not Antonios, no way.

They hate to be loved.

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My best friend is an Antonio.

284 00:14:49:14 00:14:51:13

-Change friends.

-I'd rather he changed names.

285 00:14:51:19 00:14:55:15

You have a sense of humor.

And quite a few other things I'm seeing.

286 00:14:56:13 00:14:57:22

If you tell me something bad,

I'll get pissed off.

287 00:14:58:13 00:15:01:03

-Honey, good and bad are subjective.

-Like hell they are.

288 00:15:01:20 00:15:04:18

Bad is dying tomorrow, being paralyzed,

your girlfriend cheating on you.

289 00:15:05:01 00:15:07:04

-Do you have a girlfriend?

-You're the fortune teller.

290 00:15:07:08 00:15:10:21

Not me. The cards do the talking.

And from what I see...

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Do you mind?

292 00:15:13:05 00:15:17:04

Do you mind having him here?

This is like seeing a priest.

293 00:15:17:09 00:15:18:04

I don't care.

294 00:15:18:08 00:15:19:13

Why would he care.

295 00:15:19:17 00:15:22:00

I've known this kid

since he was that high.

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Okay, Bruno.

297 00:15:24:04 00:15:27:11

I have to say

love is coming into your life.

298 00:15:27:17 00:15:30:06

-When?

-Soon. In the near future.

299 00:15:30:13 00:15:32:08

In the near future.

What bullshit.

300 00:15:33:09 00:15:36:21

I mean, the kid's 15. I'm sure

there's someone, he's not a monk.

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Does she love me back?

302 00:15:38:04 00:15:40:16

Obviously.

She adores you, it's crystal clear.

303 00:15:40:23 00:15:43:01

Congratulations, partner,

you're getting laid.

304 00:15:43:13 00:15:45:14

But your mom says

you have to take a shower.

305 00:16:08:04 00:16:09:16

-Yes?

-Honey.

306 00:16:10:08 00:16:11:05

Come in.

307 00:16:15:24 00:16:18:16

He has some nerve

coming here with that girl.

308 00:16:21:07 00:16:22:12

You're not going to tell me,

are you?

309 00:16:23:07 00:16:24:05

What?

310 00:16:24:10 00:16:25:20

Everything.

311 00:16:25:24 00:16:28:14

What are we doing in this palace?

What is Mario doing here?

312 00:16:29:06 00:16:31:03

You're doing all of this for him, right?

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You're dying

and took out a loan

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to say goodbye in style?

315 00:16:36:21 00:16:37:17

No.

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Then where did you get the money?

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I'll tell you later.

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Okay.

319 00:16:44:12 00:16:45:21

But the piano...

320 00:16:46:00 00:16:48:07

Elia, the piano is too much.

Who in her right mind...?

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What sucks is she's gorgeous.

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Tough shit.

323 00:16:58:04 00:16:59:06

This is the case.

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Husband and wife, 40 years old,

10 years married.

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They set up a diving company

that's going great.

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Until one day the husband falls in love

with a 25-year-old student.

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Typical, right?

328 00:17:11:21 00:17:12:24

Ask Mario.

329 00:17:13:03 00:17:13:23

Cheers, Elia.

330 00:17:14:15 00:17:17:07

The most pathetic version

of the mid-life crisis!

331 00:17:17:11 00:17:18:15

Don't start, Juan.

332 00:17:18:19 00:17:20:21

You asked what was the best thing

that's happened to me this year.

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Because I haven't seen you in a year,

but if you're going to pick on me...

334 00:17:23:12 00:17:25:06

All right, I won't insist.

335 00:17:25:10 00:17:28:06

But I did use this forty-something

pathos in the trial.

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Get to the point.

Did he fuck the student or not?

337 00:17:30:16 00:17:32:09

-Polo!

-Polo, please.

338 00:17:32:13 00:17:34:13

Katia thinks Bruno is five years old.

339 00:17:34:17 00:17:36:20

Careful what you say

or you'll traumatize him.

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Go on, Dad.

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The thing is, as you can imagine,

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the husband and student hook up.

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The wife finds out

and all hell breaks loose.

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But he keeps committing adultery.

Until one day,

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during a diving session,

coincidentally supervised by the wife,

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something fails in the girl's respirator,

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and she drowns.

348 00:17:57:04 00:17:59:14

-The bitch! She killed her?

-Imagine.

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Even the husband accused her

during the trial.

350 00:18:02:03 00:18:05:12

But I got her off

on insufficient evidence!

351 00:18:05:17 00:18:07:13

-The equipment was tampered with.

-Yes.

352 00:18:07:17 00:18:08:24

But they couldn't prove it was her.

353 00:18:09:03 00:18:09:20

Who else?

354 00:18:09:24 00:18:12:17

The husband, maybe.

But I won the case

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and was a hero

at the firm.

356 00:18:14:13 00:18:16:23

-That proves justice is shit.

-No, it proves I'm a great lawyer.

357 00:18:17:02 00:18:19:15

-And I used a brilliant strategy.

-Don't you feel bad

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-having let a murderer free?

-He's got no scruples, he's a lawyer.

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It's my obligation.

If I don't do it, someone else will.

360 00:18:26:01 00:18:27:11

Have you been made a partner?

361 00:18:28:04 00:18:30:04

-Not yet.

-Why not?

362 00:18:30:08 00:18:32:03

You win an impossible case,

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-you've been there for years...

-I know.

364 00:18:34:00 00:18:37:08

I'd explain it in detail, Ramon,

but I don't want to bore everyone.

365 00:18:37:12 00:18:39:20

-You've been trying for years...

-Ramon.

366 00:18:41:14 00:18:43:09

-Let's talk about you.

-Huh?

367 00:18:43:17 00:18:45:11

What's the best thing

that's happened to you?

368 00:18:46:20 00:18:47:17

I'll tell mine.

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-I sold my invention to the Chinese.

-You don't say!

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For a ton of cash.

371 00:18:52:07 00:18:54:09

-What invention?

-Something stupid

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he invented one day

and it made him rich.

373 00:18:56:07 00:18:58:19

Something stupid...

You know it's revolutionary.

374 00:18:59:14 00:19:01:19

Ever notice there's always

a wobbly table in restaurants?

375 00:19:01:23 00:19:04:21

-Always, it's typical.

-Very soon there won't be.

376 00:19:05:00 00:19:06:22

I invented a hydraulic device

to level tables.

377 00:19:07:22 00:19:11:00

Really? That is the greatest!

378 00:19:11:04 00:19:12:14

Do you have one here?

379 00:19:12:19 00:19:15:22

-No. Ramon has them in his restaurant.

-I do, and they've been a success.

380 00:19:16:01 00:19:19:10

It's crazy. Since we installed them,

business has been great.

381 00:19:20:23 00:19:23:20

Luckily your sarcasm isn't shared

by Mr. Chu Pong.

382 00:19:23:24 00:19:25:23

Chu Pong? How about that.

383 00:19:26:02 00:19:27:07

Great name, you should patent it.

384 00:19:27:11 00:19:29:18

His name is Chu Pong, yes.

What's your problem?

385 00:19:29:22 00:19:33:19

You don't like my invention,

the buyer's name... You're too picky.

386 00:19:33:23 00:19:35:22

We're just jealous you're rich

for something so ridiculous.

387 00:19:36:14 00:19:37:14

That's life.

388 00:19:37:21 00:19:41:01

That's the best thing that's happened

to me. Kind of sad, actually.

389 00:19:41:05 00:19:44:05

What about you, Bruno?

Has anything nice happened to you?

390 00:19:44:11 00:19:47:20

Well, the best thing was

my trip to Port Aventura with Elia.

391 00:19:48:03 00:19:50:10

-It was great, right?

-It was awesome.

392 00:19:50:14 00:19:53:03

It was his birthday present

and he went on every ride.

393 00:19:53:07 00:19:54:12

Seven times on the Catapult.

394 00:19:54:23 00:19:57:09

He wants to go back this summer,

but it won't be the same.

395 00:19:57:17 00:19:59:19

-The first time is always the best.

-Yeah.

396 00:20:00:10 00:20:02:23

Or not. Your first fuck

is never better than the third.

397 00:20:03:13 00:20:04:24

Can't you talk about anything else?

398 00:20:07:06 00:20:08:17

What about you, Kati?

399 00:20:09:00 00:20:10:11

What's the best thing

that's happened to you?

400 00:20:16:23 00:20:18:03

Come on, Kati, tell us.

401 00:20:21:13 00:20:22:23

Excuse me.

402 00:20:29:13 00:20:30:15

Was it me with the fucking?

403 00:20:30:19 00:20:32:06

No, she was already dizzy.

404 00:20:32:10 00:20:35:13

-She should get some fresh air.

-Don't worry, Polo, seriously.

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It's not the first time.

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Then I'll tell you the best thing

that's happened to me.

407 00:20:41:15 00:20:42:21

It's something

that hasn't happened yet.

408 00:20:43:00 00:20:45:00

Yeah, you told us,

you're doing a movie with Dar¡n.

409 00:20:45:04 00:20:46:09

That too.

But it's something else.

410 00:20:48:11 00:20:50:17

Mario and I are moving to Argentina

411 00:20:50:21 00:20:52:22

-in less than a month.

-Let me tell it.

412 00:20:55:24 00:20:57:16

-We're getting married.

-Way to go!

413 00:20:57:20 00:21:00:01

-Congratulations.

-You're all invited.

414 00:21:00:05 00:21:01:14

Weren't you the professional

bachelor?

415 00:21:01:18 00:21:04:09

What a disappointment.

You were the free man.

416 00:21:04:13 00:21:06:20

What a surprise.

Who would have guessed?

417 00:21:06:24 00:21:09:00

-People change.

-Radically.

418 00:21:10:12 00:21:11:14

A toast to Mario.

419 00:21:11:18 00:21:13:22

-What about me?

-To both of you, of course.

420 00:21:14:02 00:21:16:06

You make a great couple.

Trust me, I know about these things.

421 00:21:19:11 00:21:21:11

Well, let's toast to something else.

422 00:21:21:19 00:21:22:10

No.

423 00:21:22:14 00:21:23:15

Say it. Say it, you tell it.

424 00:21:24:11 00:21:25:12

No. Okay.

425 00:21:26:05 00:21:27:10

We're having a baby.

426 00:21:27:19 00:21:29:04

Congratulations!

427 00:21:29:08 00:21:32:04

That takes balls

this late in the game.

428 00:21:32:10 00:21:33:24

-Come on.

-Congratulations.

429 00:21:35:03 00:21:36:04

-Congratulations.

-Thank you.

430 00:21:36:19 00:21:38:01

Kati, did you hear?

431 00:21:38:18 00:21:40:17

Mario's getting married,

Ramon and Martina are having a baby

432 00:21:40:21 00:21:41:24

and I've got Mr. Chu Pong.

433 00:21:42:03 00:21:44:01

-Are you okay?

-Yes.

434 00:21:44:12 00:21:45:15

Congratulations!

435 00:21:45:19 00:21:47:01

Your turn, Elia.

436 00:21:47:17 00:21:49:12

To get married or to have kids?

437 00:21:49:17 00:21:51:03

To tell us the best thing

that's happened to you.

438 00:21:52:03 00:21:54:13

All right, okay, well...

439 00:21:55:24 00:21:57:18

A little silence, please.

440 00:22:01:14 00:22:02:23

My dear friends,

441 00:22:03:24 00:22:07:17

it seems incredible, but it's true,

sometimes luck is on our side.

442 00:22:09:00 00:22:09:24

I love you.

443 00:22:10:16 00:22:14:03

And you have to be the first to know