San Juan Island 247 Days of Sunshine (the other 118 suck)
San Juan Islands, rain shadow territory.
Guaranteed to be Surround by Water Or Your Money Back.
On the mainland they “SAY WA?” on the islands we say WAHOO!
You SAY WA?, We Say <i>“Whoa!”</i>
SAY WA? Say WAN. San Juans!
San Juan Islands, WA?
So WA?
San Juan Islands,Our name onlysounds Puerto Rican
San Juan Islands, Home of the Virgin Mary (Okay, Just Mary)
San Juan Islands, World's Largest Grape (Isn't Here)
San Juan Islands, Buy a lot of stuff and go home.
Friday Harbor: It's Island Time
San Juan Islands, West of conventional
San Juan Islands, Off the coast but still on the chart.
The San Juan Islands, Where the sharp edges of people's dreams collide.
San Juan Islands, Where no whacky idea is without a sponsor
San Juan Islands, Where a 4-way stop yield goes around and around
Romantic San Juan Islands, where you never lose your sweetheart, just your turn!
San Juan Islands, we fight over pigs!
San Juan Islands, celebrating diversity of wildlife every night!
Retire to the San Juans, where your dream house is our nightmare!
Come to the scenic Californicated San Juan Islands
San Juan Islands, North of California
San Juan Islands, For heavens sake, don't let on you are from California.
San Juan Islands, Left of America, Right of Canada.
Please don't tell us that you do things better in California
Santa Barbra County, Sorry, I meant San Juan County! WA?
Ruined where you live? Move to the San Juan Islands
Welcome to the colorful San Juans, Gateway to B.C. Bud.
The San Juans, where Real Estate Agents and Attorneys outnumber the rest of us.
Visit the San Juans? never, now more than ever!
San Juan Islands, We have met our quota now.
San Juan Islands, where everybody’s business is everybody’s business!
Ride the ferries… What could possibly go wrong!
Ask a local…we’ll tell you where to go!
Visit historic Friday Harbor, the quaint little fishing village it never was!
San Juan Islands, Paradise in the Pacific Northwest
There’s a reason why people live on islands.
San Juan Islands, Isles of mystery
San Juan Islands, No, not the ones you think of first,
the other ones.
San Juan Islands, Bridge? Too far.
San Juan Islands, Where everyone is treated equally,
Except those that aren't.
San Juan Islands, Still Floating.
San Juan Islands, Go east for free!
San Juan Islands, Home of the Haves
and Have Nots.
San Juan Islands, These ancient mountaintops are easier to climb now that they’ve sunk.
San Juan Islands, I’m here, you can leave now.
San Juan Islands, Where overloaded has nothing to do with too much work.
San Juan Islands, Come back when you can’t stay so long.
San Juan Islands, don’t confuse it with America
San Juan Islands, If you pick us we'll pick you clean.
San Juan Islands, Over 740 Islands at low tide.
Not as many at high tide.
San Juan Islands, Totally connected under water
San Juan Islands, Have a whale of a time.
San Juan Islands, Let us buy you a house!
San Juan Islands, More to Explore
San Juan Islands, Visit this year, It will cost you more next year.
San Juan Islands, One of the few places you can’t get lost.
San Juan Islands, get lost!
San Juan Islands, Much to do about Nothing
San Juan Islands, Settle down, we have.
San Juan Islands, Visit our time warp.
San Juan Islands, October through April is the best time to visit.
San Juan Islands, We don't charge you to leave.
San Juan Islands, Attitude surrounded by water
San Juan Islands, Not just for witness protection anymore.
The San Juans, where liberal hypocrisy reigns supreme
San Juan Islands, only 3622 driving miles to Key West
San Juan Islands, if you lived here and are retired you wouldn't care about branding the islands
San Juan Islands, Conveniently located North of the Equator, South of the North Pole
San Juan Islands, if it was always below freezing you could skate here from the mainland.
San Juan Islands, We have a lot of rock.
San Juan Islands, Real Estate Agent Capital of the World
San Juan Islands, all 743 of 'em surrounded by water. Visit and prove us wrong.
San Juan Islands, The land of Milk & Honey, if the ferry delivers it.
San Juan Islands, Where $3.00 a gallon gas is a bargain.
San Juan Islands, Even our Jails are scenic!
San Juan Islands, Directly over the center of the Earth!
San Juan Islands, So close, but still hours away!
San Juan Islands, Now open evenings till 8pm!
San Juan Islands, Fashion optional!
San Juan Islands, Give us your money.....and then please leave!
San Juan Islands, Don't expect us to be polite, we don't want you to come back!
San Juan Islands, When you move here, don't expect a "Welcome Wagon" visit
San Juan Islands, You have to be here ten years before you can call it home
San Juan Islands, " Leave Only Footprints Behind!"
San Juan Islands, How did I get this footprint on my behind?
Fly like an eagle, Swim with the whales, dance on the table at Herb’s.
San Juan Islands, A nice place to visit but don’t even think of moving here!
San Juan Islands, Get Away, Without Going Far Away, Just Go Away!
San Juan Islands, Where the ferries have funny names
San Juan Islands, Where the wackiest feel at home
San Juan Islands, Where San Francisco tourists feel conservative.
San Juan Islands, Non-profit capital of America
San Juan Islands, Where the bobble heads rule
San Juan Islands, Where government raises taxes to make living more affordable.
San Juan Islands, Where smiling tourists are frowned upon.
San Juan Islands, Moss capital of America
San Juan Islands, Where mold is the County flower.
San Juan Islands, Be politically correct…it’s the law!
San Juan Islands, Where rich liberals settle to repent
San Juan Islands, Home of the $20 per hour minimum wage.
San Juan Islands, Where politics is a blood sport.
San Juan Islands, Home of the $250,000 County privy.
San Juan Islands, Go north take a hard left.
San Juan Islands, Where wing-nuts rule.
San Juan Islands, Where you can’t afford not to be rich
San Juan Islands, Come on out, your free house is waiting
San Juan Islands, Home of the $12 hamburger
San Juan Islands, where Canada looks better every day
San Juan Islands, an inbred place
San Juan Islands, pot is legal here
San Juan Islands, where government grows like cancer
San Juan Islands, we’re so liberal our Chinese restaurant has white chefs!
San Juan Islands, like Maine without the black flies.
San Juan Islands, Where common sense took a holiday
San Juan Islands, Where Ramtha met his match
San Juan Islands, future home of Yoda!
San Juan Islands, What if my housekeeper’s and gardeners can’t afford to live here?
San Juan Islands, A great quality of life…for some.
San Juan Islands, Stay home…send money.
<b>“Friends” Slogans</b> (I didn’t ask for these)
Support the Friends, the islands will be more beautiful without you.
Support the Friends, you'll be a winner either way when they sue you.
Support the Friends, you were thinking about leaving anyway.
San Juan Islands, By and for the Friends.
Already got your piece of paradise? The Friends will help you screw everybody else and pocket a nice tax deduction.
Couldn't get a dock permit? Maybe you can use one of the Friends' docks.
The Friends of the San Juans, building a bridge to anywhere else!
Friends of the San Juans, We’ve got ours the hell with yours!
San Juan Islands, Friend’s or else!
<b>Miscellaneous entries</b>
SJ Planning and Development, Making The Easy Impossible!
SJ County Council where everyone is entitled to hear their opinion.
“Looking for a date in the Islands? The odds are good but the goods are odd.”
Romantic San Juan Islands, where you never lose your sweetheart, just your turn!