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Shakespearean Insult Sheet

A component of any feud is the insult!

DIRECTIONS: Shakespeare often made up his own words – especially when he wanted to create strong images. Many of these were used by characters to insult each other. Combineth one word or phrase from each column below and addeth “Thou” to the beginning. Make certain thou knowest the meaning of thy strong words, and thou shalt have the perfect insult! Let thyself go. Mix and match to find that perfect barb from the bard.

Column A Column B Column C

1.  bawdy bunch-backed canker-blossom

2.  brazen clay-brained clotpole

3.  churlish dog-hearted crutch

4.  distempered empty-hearted cutpurse

5.  fitful evil-eyed dogfish

6.  gnarling eye-offending egg-shell

7.  greasy fat-kidneyed gull-catcher

8.  grizzled heavy-headed hedge-pig

9.  haughty horn-mad hempseed

10.  hideous ill-breeding jack-a-nape

11.  jaded ill-composed malkin

12.  knavish ill-nurtured malignancy

13.  lewd iron-witted malt-worm

14.  peevish lean-witted manikin

15.  pernicious lily-livered minimus

16.  prating mad-bread miscreant

17.  purpled motley-minded moldwarp

18.  queasy muddy-mettled nut-hook

19.  rank onion-eyed pantaloon

20.  reeky pale-hearted rabbit-sucker

21.  roynish paper-faced rampallion

22.  saucy pinch-spotted remnant

23.  sottish raw-boned rudesby

24.  unmuzzled rug-headed ruffian

25.  vacant rump-fed scantling

26.  waggish shag-eared scullion

27.  wanton shrill-gorged snipe

28.  wenching sour-faced waterfly

29.  whoreson weak-hinged whipster

30.  yeasty white-livered younker

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Shakespearean Insult Definitions

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bawdy: lewd or obscene(offensive) talk or writing

brazen: bold and without shame

bunch-backed: having a bunch on the back; crooked.

canker-blossom: grub that destroys the blossom [of love]

churlish: a person of the lowest rank; rude

clay-brained: stupid

clotpole: stupid person; block head

crutch: a staff or support to assist a lame or infirm person; sign of old age

cutpurse: thief; a person who steals by cutting purses from the belt.

distempered: illness or disease; an ailment, in a bad mood, upset, disturbed

dog-hearted: inhuman; cruel

dogfish: ugly breed of fish

egg-shell: weak; to have no soul or yolk

empty-hearted: having no scruples, love, or soul

evil-eyed: a look or glance superstitiously supposed to have the power of inflicting harm or injury

eye-offending: ugly

fat-kidneyed: gross and lubberly

fitful: intermittently stopping and starting, not steady; irregular, occurs in outbursts

gnarling: growl or snarl

greasy: containing an unusual amount of grease or oil

grizzled: having dark hairs mixed with gray or white

gull-catcher: fool-trapper, trickster

haughty: having or showing arrogant(self-pride) superiority to and disdain of those one views as unworthy

heavy-headed: dull; stupid

hedge-pig: hedgehog

hempseed: the seed of hemp, used as food for birds.

hideous: very ugly, offensive, shocking

horn-mad: furiously enraged; intensely angry

ill-breeding: badly brought up; lacking good manners

ill-composed: made up of wicked elements

ill-nurtured: ill-bred, badly brought up, lacking good manners

iron-witted: dull-witted, obtuse, dense

jack-a-nape: an impudent(careless), mischievous child.

jaded: worn out, exhausted

knavish: full of trickery

lean-witted: having but little sense or shrewdness.

lewd: vulgar, offensive, rude

lily-livered: cowardly; timid; easily frightened, weak

mad-bread: ?

malignancy: the state of being malignant or diseased., quality of being disposed to evil

malkin: an untidy(messy) woman; slattern.wench, drab, slut

malt-worm: drunkard

manikin: little man, puppet

minimus: very little, least tiniest of creatures, insignificant being

miscreant: a villain

moldwarp: mole [animal]

motley-minded: having a mind of a jester; foolish

muddy-mettled: dull-spirited

nut-hook: a bailiff/officer who hooks or seizes malefactors.

onion-eyed: having the eyes filled with tears

pale-hearted: dispirited; cowardly; craven

pantaloons: old man, foolish

paper-faced: having a face as white as paper, cowardly

peevish: irritable, annoying

pernicious: extremely harmful

pinch-spotted: discolored from having been pinched, as the skin.

prating: talking stupidly or about unimportant things for a long time

purpled: become or make purple in color:

queasy: a sick feeling in your stomach, feeling nausea(urge to vomit)

rabbit-sucker: a sucking rabbit; a young rabbit; a gull; a dupe(person easily fooled); a cony.

rampallion: a mean wretch, prostitute or evil person.

rank: very offensive in smell or taste

raw-boned: having little flesh, especially on a large-boned frame; gaunt, having a lean and bony physique

reeky: smelly

remnant: something left over; a remainder.

roynish: mangy; scabby; hence, mean; paltry; troublesome; crude, rough, conspicuously and tastelessly indecent

rudesby: a rude person

ruffian: brutal or cruel person, violent

rug-headed: having shaggy hair; shock-headed.

rump-fed: fattened in the rump, pampered

saucy: disrespectful

scantling: thin piece of timber; or a small amount

scullion: menial, lackey, domestic servant

shag-eared: having shaggy(hairy) ears.

shrill-gorged: having a throat which produces a shrill note.

snipe: [type of bird] dupe, gull, fool

sottish: given to excessive drinking

sour-faced: having a bad-tempered or unpleasant expression

unmuzzled: to remove a muzzle from (a dog, cat, etc.). Loud

vacant: empty, void of thought or knowledge (dumb)

waggish: mischievous; humorous; tricky

wanton: behave extremely cruelly and brutally

waterfly: insect that skips upon water without purpose or reason, and is thence the proper emblem of a busy trifler

weak-hinged: ill-balanced; ill-founded

wenching: causing mental or physical pain

whipster: wretch, degenerate, good-for-nothing

white-livered: easily frightened, cowardly

whoreson: insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous, basterd

yeasty: full of restless energy or creativity; insubstantial

younker: fashionable young man, fine young gentleman greenhorn, juvenile, prodigal child