Can I Tell You a Childhood Memory?
FELICES 140 25 fps / 1
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Can I tell you a childhood memory?
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I was with my father
and we stopped in front of a toy store.
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I showed him a beautiful toy truck
made out of wood.
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It's not easy to find
those wooden toys anymore,
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but there used to be a lot.
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I wanted that truck.
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But my dad said he had no money.
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"I haven't got any money, son."
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So he didn't buy it for me.
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I've been very successful in business.
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I've been a millionaire
for a long time.
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And I love it.
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People say money doesn't
make you happy.
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That it's better having someone
who loves you and all that, but...
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what makes me happy
is having money.
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Vitals?
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Pulse 83, saturation 80,
blood pressure 60/110.
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-Is it going in?
-Yes.
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Here's why Sancho
couldn't breathe.
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Is that a button?
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From a duffle coat.
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I haven't worn a duffle coat
since I was 10.
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They're back in fashion.
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They say finding a button
is good luck.
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Great. I need it.
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Hey, I'm the one who found it.
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<I>Dear Polo.</I>
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<I>That wonderful moment in life</I>
<I>has arrived where I turn 40.</I>
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<I>To celebrate this horror</I>
<I>I'm looking for a nice house</I>
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<I>so we can all spend the weekend</I>
<I>together.</I>
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<I>You know, the usual crowd.</I>
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<I>How long has it been?</I>
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<I>A hundred years, at least.</I>
<I>So I'm counting on you.</I>
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<I>No excuses like your business trip</I>
<I>when I turned 30.</I>
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<I>Ramon, just in case</I>
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<I>you haven't heard yet,</I>
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<I>thousands of planes fly every day</I>
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<I>and only one in two million crashes.</I>
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<I>I promise it won't be yours.</I>
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<I>I also name you head of provisions.</I>
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<I>Tell me what you want us to eat</I>
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<I>and I'll buy everything you need.</I>
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<I>Or if you'd rather not cook,</I>
<I>choose a chef for us.</I>
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<I>I'm paying for everithing.</I>
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<I>Reserve the weekwnd.</I>
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<I>Forget the restaurant</I>
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<I>and come in a good mood.</I>
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<I>This weekend?</I>
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I'm not sure we can make it.
Juan has a lot of work at the office.
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<I>He doesn't have to come,</I>
<I>I won't be offended.</I>
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But you're coming with Bruno.
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And who'll go see Mom?
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I'll pay for a nurse to walk her
on Saturday and Sunday.
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How convenient.
You'll do anything to weasel out.
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Why so far? There's no need to go
to the ends of the Earth for a birthday.
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-It just seems odd to me.
<I>-Stop complaining.</I>
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Pack your bags
and bring your son.
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I'll talk to Juan
but I'm not promising anything.
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Okay, bye.
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She'll never change!
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She does whatever she wants.
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I'm fucking sick of it!
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<I>Are you still alive? You're not</I>
<I>answering my calls or messages.</I>
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<I>If you don't come to my birthday,</I>
<I>I'll call the whole thing off.</I>
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<I>You know I mean it.</I>
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<I>Everybody's coming</I>
<I>so you can't miss it.</I>
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<I> I'm turning 40 and want to be</I>
<I>with the people I love the most.</I>
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<I>And I bought you a present.</I>
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<I>You won't guess what it is</I>
<I>in a million years.</I>
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<I>See you soon.</I>
<I>Please don't let me down.</I>
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HAPPY 140
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FRIDAY
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You won't be cold
but there's a ton of blankets.
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I don't think we'll need them,
but thanks.
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I'll leave them in the rooms.
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-I'll come by tomorrow at 11.
-Perfect.
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There they are.
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Gently. Put it over there, please.
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Did you ask for permission
to bring a piano?
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Yes, don't worry.
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I've never seen anything like it.
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You're only staying for the weekend.
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It's fine, Amalia, really.
See you tomorrow at 11.
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If you like fishing,
there are rods in the shed.
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-And bicycles.
-Thanks.
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Would you like a glass of water?
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When I turned 40 the last thing
I thought of was having a bash.
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You've always been
a little cheap, Juan. Admit it.
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I stopped celebrating birthdays
when I turned 20.
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You celebrated it last year, Dad.
With a barbecue.
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That was just to make
your mother happy.
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And it wasn't a celebration,
it was a funeral.
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It was a surprise party.
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Was it my fault we got poisoned
by the romesco sauce?
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We were crawling on the floor
after 20 minutes.
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Next time call me,
spare yourself the nightmare.
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No. Believe me,
I'm through celebrating.
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Look.
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Our house.
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Damn, it's a mansion.
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You don't mess around.
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Good lord, Elia.
This is too much.
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Whose palace is this?
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-Do you like it?
-Do I like it?
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It was a tobacco drying plant.
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A German bought it, remodeled
and gave it to his wife.
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-And you slept with him?
-The wife ran off with the architect.
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And the poor German
hasn't been seen since.
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Where do I leave this?
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Did you wipe your feet?
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There's no mud, Mom.
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Come here.
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Stop growing
or you'll be taller than me.
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The doctor says
he's going to be a giant.
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Lucky him.
He takes after his grandfather.
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Why all the luxury?
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Is this silestone?
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Here. It's crushed because Katia
put the kid's telescope on top.
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-Thanks.
-Look, Juan.
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This is the countertop I wanted.
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Until we saw the estimate.
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-Is there a pool?
-Of course.
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And you have a room
with a huge bed.
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-Want to see it?
-Okay.
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I'll take you to your room after.
Help yourselves to a beer.
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Can I sleep alone here?
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The whole room is yours.
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How's everything, sweetheart?
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Same as always.
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Who else did you invite?
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Polo.
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And Mario.
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-Do you remember him?
-Sure.
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"Dogman."
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He hasn't got a name?
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His dog does, his name is Sancho.
He takes it to the clinic every day.
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Maybe he's calling because he's dead.
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Sancho, I mean.
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No. He's calling to invite me out.
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But I don't like him.
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Ignore him.
You can get anyone you want.
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You think so?
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You're perfect.
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Come on!
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You're pretty, intelligent,
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you laugh.
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You're always happy.
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You smell nice.
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You're perfect.
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<I>You have one new message.</I>
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<I>Hi, Elia. Just wanted to say</I>
<I>there's no diarrhea.</I>
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<I>Sancho's stomach</I>
<I>is in better shape than mine.</I>
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<I>Thanks for everything.</I>
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<I>You know I'd love to celebrate</I>
<I>his recovery with you,</I>
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<I>so this is the tenth time</I>
<I>I'm asking you for a date.</I>
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Jesus!
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Look at those fucking bottles.
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What I wouldn't do
to have some of these again.
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Very expensive Burgundy!
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This Burgundy costs 3,000 euros.
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I'd have it locked up.
Don't touch it!
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-What a couple of drunks!
-We're flipping out.
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I'm updating the wine menu
at the restaurant.
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-How's it going?
-Great.
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How lucky. Everyone's complaining
about how awful everything is.
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Things are tight at the clinic.
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People want to eat and drink.
And forget about their troubles.
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We redecorated the dining room.
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-We?
-Well, Martina did.
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It's a little bit more zen, right?
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Come on, I'll show you your room.
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It's great to see you.
You look great.
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-You don't look 40.
-I'm not... yet!
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Bruno!
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You can throw it anywhere,
and you had to hit me.
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Sorry, Mom.
I didn't mean to.
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Can't you stop for a second?
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-How's the water?
-Freezing.
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Great!
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I can't believe it.
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What?
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He said he'd make a grand entrance.
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Who?
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Polo.
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You invited Polo?
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Do you like my new toy?
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I bought it in March.
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Did I knock off your asses?
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It wobbles a bit.
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Mario almost shit his pants.
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What's with the house?
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-You deserve it, Polo.
<I>-I like it.</I>
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-Hi.
-Hi, nice to meet you.
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-I'm Elia, and you?
-Claudia. Nice to meet you.
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-She's with me.
-We can see that.
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Money made me a good actress.
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I used to go to castings
but never got the part.
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"It's your accent, your height,
your age."
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Now they always pick me
and say I'm a great actress.
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Do I finance the films? Yes.
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But there's also plenty of hypocrites
around.
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I always knew I was a great actress.
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But people never said it to me before.
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And if they say it now
because I'm loaded? Fuck them.
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We met at a hotel in Rome.
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I was shooting my film.
Well, I only had two lines,
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but for me it's my film.
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I hope it comes out here soon,
you'll love it.
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Mario even cried at the end.
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In your dreams.
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Why?
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Why what?
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Why are you so sure
Mario didn't cry?
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I don't know, maybe because
I've known him since he was 15.
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But you don't know
what the film's about.
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Or do you think it's wrong
for a man to cry?
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Okay, I'll go on.
It's a very sad story.
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For the whole family
since there's no sex.
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No swearing, no violence.
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Sounds like a real bash.
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Mario was playing the piano
at the film's party.
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Mario has always played very well.
He was going to be great.
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But in the end, you know...
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He is great!
And he plays wonderfully.
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Isn't a man who masters
an instrument the sexiest thing?
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No idea, my husband's a lawyer.
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A man like that just kills me.
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I was at the party,
floating around...
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and I heard the piano.
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I turned around
and saw him,
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lost in his music.
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I went over and asked him to play
The Girl From Ipanema.
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Before he struck the last note,
we were fucking!
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Not that you're not worthy,
but Mario's always been trigger happy.
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You're all invited
to the opening night.
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Okay.
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Now I'm waiting for a fantastic role.
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I'd have five scenes with Dar¡n.
Can you imagine?
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I don't know why
I'm not checking my phone.
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My agent could call any time.
I'll go see.
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Bye!
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-Who did she say?
-Dar¡n, but that's a lie.
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-Yeah?
-Haven't you seen her?
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What a shame.
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Can you hate someone
only five minutes after meeting her?
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Even sooner.
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What a surprise.
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How old is she?
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Mentally, I mean. Twelve?
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Maybe you could at least
give her a chance.
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Did you really cry?
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She says you cried
at the end of her movie.
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I didn't cry
and that cost us an argument.
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The film is shitty and she's mediocre
but I don't care because I like her.
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Why don't you call things
by their name?
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Why don't you say she's young
and a great fuck?
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The rest doesn't matter.
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Come here.
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Where?
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It's for you.
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For me?
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It's a gift.
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Where did you get the money?
This piano is very expensive.
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Don't be rude.
Do you like it or not?
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Why don't you sit down and try it?
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Why are you giving me a piano?
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Because I feel sorry
that you have to play at shitholes.
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I'm going to finish unpacking.
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Choose five cards and place them here.
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Why did they name you Bruno?
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No idea.
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That's a weird question.
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I was named after Claudia Cardinale.
And look at me, I'm an actress.
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A name is important, You know?
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It determines more
than you think.
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-That's stupid.
-No, it's not.
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Bruno.
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Bruno means dark-haired.
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Brunos express themselves through
human relationships and home life.
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And they like to be loved.
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No shit. So do Pedros,
Rafas, Antonios...
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Not Antonios, no way.
They hate to be loved.
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My best friend is an Antonio.
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-Change friends.
-I'd rather he changed names.
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You have a sense of humor.
And quite a few other things I'm seeing.
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If you tell me something bad,
I'll get pissed off.
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-Honey, good and bad are subjective.
-Like hell they are.
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Bad is dying tomorrow, being paralyzed,
your girlfriend cheating on you.
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-Do you have a girlfriend?
-You're the fortune teller.
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Not me. The cards do the talking.
And from what I see...
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Do you mind?
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Do you mind having him here?
This is like seeing a priest.
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I don't care.
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Why would he care.
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I've known this kid
since he was that high.
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Okay, Bruno.
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I have to say
love is coming into your life.
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-When?
-Soon. In the near future.
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In the near future.
What bullshit.
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I mean, the kid's 15. I'm sure
there's someone, he's not a monk.
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Does she love me back?
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Obviously.
She adores you, it's crystal clear.
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Congratulations, partner,
you're getting laid.
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But your mom says
you have to take a shower.
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-Yes?
-Honey.
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Come in.
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He has some nerve
coming here with that girl.
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You're not going to tell me,
are you?
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What?
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Everything.
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What are we doing in this palace?
What is Mario doing here?
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You're doing all of this for him, right?
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You're dying
and took out a loan
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to say goodbye in style?
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No.
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Then where did you get the money?
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I'll tell you later.
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Okay.
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But the piano...
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Elia, the piano is too much.
Who in her right mind...?
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What sucks is she's gorgeous.
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Tough shit.
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This is the case.
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Husband and wife, 40 years old,
10 years married.
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They set up a diving company
that's going great.
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Until one day the husband falls in love
with a 25-year-old student.
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Typical, right?
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Ask Mario.
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Cheers, Elia.
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The most pathetic version
of the mid-life crisis!
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Don't start, Juan.
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You asked what was the best thing
that's happened to me this year.
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Because I haven't seen you in a year,
but if you're going to pick on me...
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All right, I won't insist.
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But I did use this forty-something
pathos in the trial.
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Get to the point.
Did he fuck the student or not?
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-Polo!
-Polo, please.
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Katia thinks Bruno is five years old.
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Careful what you say
or you'll traumatize him.
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Go on, Dad.
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The thing is, as you can imagine,
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the husband and student hook up.
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The wife finds out
and all hell breaks loose.
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But he keeps committing adultery.
Until one day,
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during a diving session,
coincidentally supervised by the wife,
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something fails in the girl's respirator,
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and she drowns.
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-The bitch! She killed her?
-Imagine.
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Even the husband accused her
during the trial.
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But I got her off
on insufficient evidence!
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-The equipment was tampered with.
-Yes.
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But they couldn't prove it was her.
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Who else?
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The husband, maybe.
But I won the case
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and was a hero
at the firm.
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-That proves justice is shit.
-No, it proves I'm a great lawyer.
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-And I used a brilliant strategy.
-Don't you feel bad
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-having let a murderer free?
-He's got no scruples, he's a lawyer.
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It's my obligation.
If I don't do it, someone else will.
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Have you been made a partner?
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-Not yet.
-Why not?
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You win an impossible case,
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-you've been there for years...
-I know.
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I'd explain it in detail, Ramon,
but I don't want to bore everyone.
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-You've been trying for years...
-Ramon.
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-Let's talk about you.
-Huh?
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What's the best thing
that's happened to you?
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I'll tell mine.
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-I sold my invention to the Chinese.
-You don't say!
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For a ton of cash.
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-What invention?
-Something stupid
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he invented one day
and it made him rich.
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Something stupid...
You know it's revolutionary.
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Ever notice there's always
a wobbly table in restaurants?
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-Always, it's typical.
-Very soon there won't be.
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I invented a hydraulic device
to level tables.
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Really? That is the greatest!
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Do you have one here?
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-No. Ramon has them in his restaurant.
-I do, and they've been a success.
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It's crazy. Since we installed them,
business has been great.
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Luckily your sarcasm isn't shared
by Mr. Chu Pong.
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Chu Pong? How about that.
383 00:19:26:02 00:19:27:07
Great name, you should patent it.
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His name is Chu Pong, yes.
What's your problem?
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You don't like my invention,
the buyer's name... You're too picky.
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We're just jealous you're rich
for something so ridiculous.
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That's life.
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That's the best thing that's happened
to me. Kind of sad, actually.
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What about you, Bruno?
Has anything nice happened to you?
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Well, the best thing was
my trip to Port Aventura with Elia.
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-It was great, right?
-It was awesome.
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It was his birthday present
and he went on every ride.
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Seven times on the Catapult.
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He wants to go back this summer,
but it won't be the same.
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-The first time is always the best.
-Yeah.
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Or not. Your first fuck
is never better than the third.
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Can't you talk about anything else?
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What about you, Kati?
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What's the best thing
that's happened to you?
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Come on, Kati, tell us.
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Excuse me.
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Was it me with the fucking?
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No, she was already dizzy.
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-She should get some fresh air.
-Don't worry, Polo, seriously.
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It's not the first time.
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Then I'll tell you the best thing
that's happened to me.
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It's something
that hasn't happened yet.
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Yeah, you told us,
you're doing a movie with Dar¡n.
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That too.
But it's something else.
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Mario and I are moving to Argentina
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-in less than a month.
-Let me tell it.
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-We're getting married.
-Way to go!
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-Congratulations.
-You're all invited.
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Weren't you the professional
bachelor?
415 00:21:01:18 00:21:04:09
What a disappointment.
You were the free man.
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What a surprise.
Who would have guessed?
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-People change.
-Radically.
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A toast to Mario.
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-What about me?
-To both of you, of course.
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You make a great couple.
Trust me, I know about these things.
421 00:21:19:11 00:21:21:11
Well, let's toast to something else.
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No.
423 00:21:22:14 00:21:23:15
Say it. Say it, you tell it.
424 00:21:24:11 00:21:25:12
No. Okay.
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We're having a baby.
426 00:21:27:19 00:21:29:04
Congratulations!
427 00:21:29:08 00:21:32:04
That takes balls
this late in the game.
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-Come on.
-Congratulations.
429 00:21:35:03 00:21:36:04
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
430 00:21:36:19 00:21:38:01
Kati, did you hear?
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Mario's getting married,
Ramon and Martina are having a baby
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and I've got Mr. Chu Pong.
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-Are you okay?
-Yes.
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Congratulations!
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Your turn, Elia.
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To get married or to have kids?
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To tell us the best thing
that's happened to you.
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All right, okay, well...
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A little silence, please.
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My dear friends,
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it seems incredible, but it's true,
sometimes luck is on our side.
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I love you.
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And you have to be the first to know