9: You MIGHT Have a Radical Marriage If
9: You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
No matter where you go, your wife
is always the sexiest woman in the room.
5:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
You adore her quirks, even the ones that drive you crazy in anyone else.
11:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
After all these years you still can’t resist watching her butt as she
walks away.
14:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
You hold hands when you walk
more than 10 feet, even at home.
1:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
Simply being together makes you happy, even when you’ve had a bad day.
7:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
You feel safe enough to share your deepest, darkest sexual fantasy that you’ve never told anyone, ever, and she says “Let’s try it!”
4:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
Your kids say “Eww, get a room!” but brag about your relationship to their friends.
15:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
Even after all these years, her
smile takes your breath away.
10:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
You feel like the sexiest woman in the room because no matter where you go, he only has eyes for you.
6:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
You feel completely free to be yourself and know that you’re loved unconditionally.
12:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
Even after all these years, you LOVE that he watches your butt, and you watch his too!
16:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
Your relationship exceeds your wildest dreams, and then some.
2:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
Making him happy makes you happy.
3:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
People keep asking “Are you newlyweds?”
13:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
You say “I love you” every night before going to sleep, even after an argument.
8:You MIGHT have a Radical Marriage if…
You feel absolutely safe and secure in his commitment, love, and devotion to you.
Notes:
These are intended to be printed out and used as cue cards for a couple to present together, in the humorous style of Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck if…”
Numbers are suggested order, feel free to modify.
Blue numbers are male, pink numbers are female (if a hetero couple is giving this program)