Who You Gonna Call… .

1.  I will represent you if you want to write a Will.

a.  ______

2.  I will represent you if are not offered a job because you are pregnant.

a.  ______

3.  I will represent you if you are being harassed on Facebook by an acquaintance.

a.  ______

4.  I will represent you if bought vitamins because of what the label promised, but did not see those results.

a.  ______

5.  I will represent you if you get hurt at work, but your employer claims it was your fault, not theirs, and will not pay for your disability/medical bills.

a.  ______

6.  I will represent the state of PA if someone is arrested for dealing drugs in our State.

a.  ______

7.  I will represent you if slip, fall and break your leg in Wawa.

a.  ______

8.  I will represent you if your parent is negligent and unfit to take care of you.

a.  ______

9.  I will represent you if put a down payment on your dream house that was for sale, but then the owners changed their mind and decided not to sell the house any more.

a.  ______

10.  I will represent you if you have been slandered on Twitter by an acquaintance.

a.  ______

11.  I will represent you if you are filing for a divorce.

a.  ______

12.  I will represent you if are starting a business and need to legally declare it with the state government.

a.  ______

13.  I will represent you if an angry customer is trying to ruin your business by posting lies about your business on websites.

a.  ______

14.  I will represent you if you are fired without reason.

a.  ______

15.  I will represent PA in a murder case that took place in our state.

a.  ______

16.  I will represent you if you cannot afford an attorney and would like to be appointed one by the State.

a.  ______

17.  I will represent you if you have no money and would like to be relieved of all your debts.

a.  ______

18.  I will represent you if a neighbor places a fence on your property.

a.  ______

19.  I will represent you if there are no handicap parking spaces at a store.

a.  ______

20.  I will represent you if you are fighting for full-custody of your children.

a.  ______

21.  I will represent you if someone stole your idea and invention.

a.  ______

22.  I will represent you if a movie producer uses a song you wrote in a movie without your permission.

a.  ______

23.  I will represent Ryan Howard at his next contract negotiation with the Phillies.

a.  ______

24.  I will represent you if you are arrested in Mexico, while on vacation.

a.  ______

25.  I will represent you if you begin to feel sick from the smoke that is emitted from a local Power Plant.

a.  ______

26.  I will represent you if you feel you were pulled over in your car by a Police Office because of the music you were playing on your radio, not because of a traffic violation.

a.  ______