UN-Necessary Meeting Student Directed by Krystenchermak
CoffeeHouse 2016 Call Board
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UN-Necessary Meeting – Student Directed by KrystenChermak
MaroonCast **Please see calendar for more details.
America:Carolina Castel’Branco -- Loud, boisterous, obnoxious and immature
Canada:Karina Marquez -- Quiet, polite, timid, friendly and smiles a lot, and scared
UK:Colette Huber -- Snobbish, loud, condescending
France:Maria Marquez -- Too touchy feely, artistic, pompous
Japan:Chelsea Martin -- Is absent from the meeting today. Instead, Japan sends a weeaboo (a hardcore fan of Japan in general) in its place. Everyone generally finds this substitute aggravating.
Australia:Sofia Scafidi -- Completely insane. Survivalist expert. Super paranoid. Thinks they’re being hunted. Tends to dramatically monologue. Carries a large spear.
Coffeehouse News – Student Directed by Brooklyn White
Maroon Cast **Please see calendar for more details.
John Johnson: Tyler Mullen -- A campy newscaster. Very polished and proud of his job. Tries to remain professional despite distractions while newscasting.
Rick Reynolds: LavonieePyatt -- A rather serious newscaster. Easily irritated. Not very good at hiding his irritation.
Annie Anderson: Laurel Sherman -- A spunky newscaster that reports from out in the field. Loves her job and loves being out in the “action” of a news story.
Student #1: Riley Segel
Student #2: Alexandra Murphy
Society of Dads – Student Directed by Sofia Scafidi
Maroon Cast **Please see calendar for more details.
Carl:Makayla Lewis -- Leader of the group. Has a long standing rivalry with DAD. He prides himself on being a “cookie cutter” dad. Clean shaven, wears a generic brand polo shirt tucked into his khaki pants.
Robert: Tyler Mullen -- Loves his family very much. Tries to be a “cool dad” which is reflected in the way he dresses
Harry: Cindy St Clair -- Is overwhelmingly an embarrassing dad. Wears a fisherman’s hat. Has a beer belly. Wears socks with sandals.
Dave: Nicole Tuitasi -- Dad that’s lost in the modern day. Uses phrases like “nifty.” Is a bit clueless and dorky.
Frank:KaycieKozenko -- Loves his lawn, thinks very highly of it. Prides himself on the curb appeal of his lawn.
DAD: Sidney Brown -- Thinks he’s better than all the other dads because he was literally named DAD. He lives in a gated community. Rich, snobbish, and wanting to rub it in the other dads’ faces.
Son: Wyatt Yeomans -- teenage boy, dressed like a skater. Skinny jeans, band t-shirt. the kind of son that thinks his dad is annoying and embarrassing.
Mom: Collette Huber -- wears an apron, looks like a loving mother yet has the ability to instill fear in her husband. Appears to be delicate but is actually very stern, definitely the head of the household.
The Alien One – Student Directed by Brooklyn White
Maroon Cast **Please see calendar for more details.
President:LavonnieePyant -- Could be anybody, preferably female. Not any specific political party. Appearance does not matter however must be able to do some sort of physical comedy, physicality of this character is important.
SS1: Maria Marquez -- Secret Service 1
SS2:KaycieKozenko -- Secret Service 2
SS3: -- Secret Service 3
Sasquatch: Jack Horta -- AKA Garry
Anti-Men Movement – Student Directed by Sofia Scafidi
Gold Cast **Please see calendar for more details.
Alicia Waters: Lydia Young -- Age 37, Trainer/ Moderator, Short Blonde Hair, Cornrows, Blue Eyes, Sassy, Pale, Tall
Cynthia Rose: Jasmine Taylor -- Age 26, Long Brown Hair, Tan, Brown Eyes, Average Height, Attention Seeker, Southern Accent
Helena Gramerson: Brooklyn White -- Age 34, Pink Medium Length Hair, Kind of Tan, Toned, Tall, Manly Voice
Taylor Deceit: Cindy St Clair -- Age 28, Brown Shaggy Hair, Hazel Eyes, Tall, Tan
Scott Mercer:Chelsea Martin -- Age 26, Short brown hair, green eyes, and toned
Paul: Jack Horta -- tall, brunette hair, arrogant
Amanda: Karina Marquez -- medium height, blonde, flirty
Brandon: Wyatt Yeomans -- medium height, Brown hair, stereotypical surfer guy
Bridget: LavonieePyant -- short, Brown hair, sassy, sweet
The Last 2 Cups - Student Directed by KrystenChermak
Gold Cast **Please see calendar for more details.
Frederick (shy couple): Andrea Cain -- has an obsession with sour candy, tall, slightly fit, dark hair, 1” long hair, button up shirt, sweatshirt, levis, vans, shy but matter-of-fact way of talking, goodie, clumsy, stutters, deep voice, 19 years old
Katy (shy couple): Alexandra Murphy -- short (5’4”), skinny, weak, blonde frizzy hair, mid-back length hair, sweatshirt, a pair of bootcut jeans really sweet, quiet, insecure, embarrasses herself a lot, has a very unsure way of talking, and 19 years old.
Jake (cute couple): Jinette Albright -- tall (6’”), dirty blonde hair, messy 2009 Justin Bieber hair, fit body, pull-over hoodie with black jeans and vans, very thoughtful and cuddly, always tries to make his girlfriend happy, he’s slick, not self-conscious, and 20 years old
Aly (cute couple): Lydia Young -- 5’5ish, brunette, long wavy hair, yoga pants, sweatshirt, uggs, thin, playful, loud, works hard, laughs a lot, lets her boyfriend answer the questions, stubborn, and 20 years old.
Naomi (Honeymoon Couple): Makayla Lewis -- straight dirty blonde hair, butt length hair, hazel eyes, average (5’5” to 5’7”), jeans, sweater shirt, converse/vans, likes the attention Caleb gives her, doesn’t let go of Caleb/is always attached to him, bubbly personality, 19 years old
Caleb (Honeymoon Couple): Troy Levy -- tan, blonde short curly hair, fit body, flannel, jeans, black jack over flannel, vans/converse, completely focused on Naomi, tall (5’9’’ to 6”), 21 years old
Barista/Host: Chelsea Martin -- sarcastic, cheerful speaking voice, gets annoyed easily, sarcastic, black short hair, chubby, wears a waiter apron around waist, a grey long sleeve shirt rolled up to his elbows, with black shoes and black pants.
Faculty Karaoke – Directed by Miss Fulcher
Gold Cast **Please see calendar for more details.
Mr. Posternack: Sofia Scafidi
Mr. Samakosky: Sidney Brown
Mr. Richard: Nicole Tuitasi
Ms. Beltran: Maria Marquez
Mr. McElhaney: Wyatt Yeomans
Madame Lee: KaycieKozenko
Hans Becker: Collette Huber
Mr. Z
Mrs. Crudo: Karina Marquez
Mr. Palmiotto: Carolina Casel’Branco
Ms. Tremp: Laurel Sherman
SPECIAL ACTS
There will be 1-time per week rehearsal with Miss Fulcher.
Tyler Mullen – ABC’s
Laurel & Collette – Musical Theatre
Sidney Brown – Stand Up Comedy
Lydia Young – Singer
Sam Guest – Rap
Chelsea Martin – Singer
Band
Theatre 1-2 Skits
Paper Thin
Director: LavoineePyant
Stage Manager:Lucy Dewart
Maroon Cast
Male: Troy Levy
Female: Kaylee Cooper
Sweetie: Osha Dick
Punnkin: Alexandra Murphy
Gold Cast
Male: Troy Levy
Female:Trinity Fima
Sweetie: JimmyHilley
Punnkin: Alexandra Murphy
Football Romeo
Director: Ryan Cotto
Stage Manager: Kensington Thomros
Maroon Cast
Nicola Calabretta: Ky’aniJaelynn
Rick Rinder: Tyler Mullen
Mrs. Cavendish: Ava Stanley
Danny Dinning: Caden Blackwood
Student: Jeremiah Harper
Gold Cast
Nicola Calabretta: AnamariaNavarrette
Rick Rinder: Leonardo Herandez
Mrs. Cavendish: Julia Smith
Danny Dinning: Caden Blackwood
Student: Matthew Fotinos
Liver for Breakfast
Director: Makayla Lewis & Skylar Gaven
Stage Manager: Ryo Garcia
Janice: Carolina Castel’Branco
Dan: Thomas Scarafone
Bobby: John Horta
Fiona: Lydia Young
What Time is It?
Director: Karla Villareal
Stage Manager: Arielle Gross & Lillian Wilson
Maroon Cast
One: Osha Dick
Two: Jasmine Taylor
Three: Mary Guidi
Gold Cast
One: Abigail Sanders
Two: Jasmine Taylor
Three: Ashley Keen
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