Leonidas: That's a Bit of a Problem

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Leonidas: That's a bit of a problem.

See, rumor has it...the Athenians have already turned you down.

And if those philosophers and-eh boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then...

Soldier: We must be diplomatic!

Leonidas: And, of course, SPARTANS...have their reputation to consider.

Persian messenger: Choose – your - next - words - carefully, Leonidas.

They may be your last as king.

(music)

Madman! You're a madman!

Leonidas: Earth and water. You’ll find plenty of both down there.

Persian messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, NO man threatens a messenger.

Leonidas: You bring the crowns and headsof conquered kings to MY city steps.

You insult my queen.You threaten my peoplewith SLAVERY and DEATH.

Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian.

Perhaps you should have done the same.

Persian messenger: This is BLASPHEMY! This is MADNESS!

Leonidas: Madness?

This is SPARTA!

FIGHT CLUB

Jack: Every week, Tyler gave the rules thathe and I decided.

Tyler: Gentlemen! Welcome to Fight club!

First rule of fight club is --you do not talk about fight club.

Second rule of fight club is – youdo NOT talk about fight club.

Third rule of fight club– someone yells "stop", goes limp, hands up! Thefight is over!

Fourth rule --only two guys to a fight.

Fifthrule -- one fight at a time that is.

Sixthrule -- no shirts, no shoes.

Seventhrule -- fights would go on as long as theyhave to.

And the eighth and final rule -- if this is your first night at fight club…

Jack: You HAVE to fight.

GLADIATOR

Commodus: Rise, rise!

Your fame is well deserved, Spaniard.

I don't think there has been a gladiator to match you.

As for this young man,he insists you are Hector reborn, or was it Hercules?

Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name.

You do have a name...?

Maximus: My name is gladiator.

Commodus: How dare you show your back to me, SLAVE!

You will remove your helmet and tell me your name...

Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius.

Commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius.

Father to a murdered son,

Husband to a murdered wife,

And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.

HITCH

Hitch: About the deejay...

Generally, I have a firm no-dancing policy.But if she asks, you cannot say no.

Albert: Dancing is the one thing I'm not worried about.

But if there are people there...

Hitch: Okay eh, I hate to be a stickler, but I need to be thorough.

Show me what you mean by you're not worried about it.

Albert: Trust me, you know… That's what it's all about, right there. See how it gets bigger?

Now I'm gonna start the fire. But the feet are going.I start the fire, I make the pizza.

Hips are always going. Can't get enough hip. From there, the Q-Tip. Q-Tip. Q-Tip.

Throw it away. If that's not working, hit them with this.Ouh ouh

Hitch: Don’t ever… do that again! Do you hear me?

Albert: Just expressing myself.

Hitch: No. No. Hmhm. Not like that, you're not, all right?This is where you live. Right here.

You live right here, okay? This is home. None of this. I don't wanna see none of that.

Don't need no pizza. They got food there!

Elbows, inches from the waist, 90 degree angles.

Don't you bite your lip! Stop it.

Okay, Women relate dancing to sex, all right? Even a great dancer can lose it with one of these.

Albert: Okay, see, now that's what I need to be learning.

Can't stop it. You CANNOT stop it. Next subject?

Hitch: Get out!

DATE NIGHT

CLAlRE: Mmm. l would trade our kids for a lifetime supply of risotto.

PHlL: (LAUGHlNG)

CLAlRE: My god, it’s good.

PHIL: Oh. Hey, what's the story?

CLAIRE: Yes. Okay. He is a successful financier, and she is getting drunk enough to get through what's gonna happen later. Cause he likes to do weird stuff. He's gonna call her by his mom's name.

(PHIL LAUGHING)

Okay, yeah. Back here. What's the story?

PHIL: He is a record producer. And she is an act that he wants to sign.

CLAIRE: Yeah. Oh, no, that's Will.i .am.

PHIL: Better yet. That's Will.i .am, and she is a backup singer.

CLAIRE: No, but that's actually Will.i .am. That's Will.i .am. From Fergie.

PHIL: Oh, my God! lf l knew anything about Will.i .am, l'd be really psyched right now. Oh! You know what? Okay. Give me your phone.

CLAIRE: What? Why?

PHIL: l'm taking a picture.

CLAIRE: What?

PHIL: l'm... Give me your phone. You're walking over there.

CLAIRE:No.

PHIL: Yeah. Go ahead. Go over!

CLAIRE: This is dumb!

PHIL: And you're gonna make a fool of yourself. Do it! Do it! Oh, this is gonna embarrass you so much.

CLAIRE: Did you get it? (WHlSPERlNG) Did you get it? Did you get it? What?

PHIL: (LAUGHlNG) Oh, no! Oh, wow!

LEAP YEAR

Anna: Look, I'm going to Dublin to propose marriage to my boyfriend.

On the 29th, leap day.

It's an old Irish tradition.

So, I need to buy a dress, find a ring and book a restaurant.

So, between us girls, I think you can see why I really need to be there today.

Airport agent 1: Uh, right, uh?

Anna: Right!

Airport agent 1: Right.

Beverly, will you ring Dublin International Airport and get them to open their run way especially for madam?!

Airport agent 2: Right away!

SHREK 1

SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.

But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss.

She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.

Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.

She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.

(laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen! What a load of - (toilet flush)

MAN1: Think it's in there?

MAN2: All right. Let's get it!

MAN1: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?

MAN3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.

SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.

MEN: No!

SHREK: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.

MAN1: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!

SHREK: This is the part where you run away. Hahahaha And stay out! "Wanted!Fairy tale creatures?"

DEVIL WEARS PRADA

Miranda: Who are you?

Andy: Uh, my name is Andy Sachs. I recently graduated from Northwestern University.

Miranda: And what are you doing here?

Andy: I came to New York to be a journalist… and basically, it's this or Auto Universe.

Miranda: So you don't read Runway?

Andy: No.

Miranda: And before today, you had never heard of me.

Andy: No.

Miranda: And you have no style or sense of fashion.

Andy: I think that depends on what you're…

Miranda: No, no. That wasn’t a question.

Andy: uh, You're right. I don't fit in here. I am not skinny or glamorous… But I'm smart. I learn fast and I will work very hard.

Nigel: I got the exclusive on the Cavalli for Gwyneth…

Andy: Thank you for your time.

Nigel: Who is that sad little person? Are we doing a before-and-after piece I don't know about?

Préparation du projet

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Séance 2:

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Entraînement seul ou avec son binôme + test d'enregistrement

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Séance 3:

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