VOCAL WARM UPS

--TRINIDAD--

Trinidad, and the big Mississippi

And the town Honolulu

And the Lake Tee-tee-ka-ka.

The Popatatapital is not in Canada, rather in Mexico, Mexico, Mexico.

Canada, Monogull, Remedy, Bremecy,

Canada, Monogull, Remedy, Bremecy,

Canada, Monogull, Remedy, Bremecy.

Yes, Tibet, Tibet, Tibet, Tibet.

Nagasaki, Yokahama, Nagasaki, Yokahama.

What a tadoo to die today at a minute or two ‘till two.

A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.

And Rita tatoo at two today and a rat-a-tatoo at two.

And the dragon will come when he hears the drum

At a minute or two ‘till two today,

At a minute or two ‘till two.

Bee-Ba

Bee-Ba Tee Tee Tee Bee-Ba

Bee-Ba Tee Tee Tee SssssssAh

Aluminum, Linoleum, Aluminum, Linoleum, Aluminum, Linoleum.

Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat.

Red leather, Yellow leather; Red leather, Yellow leather;

Red leather, Yellow leather.

Synonym, Cinnamon, Synonym, Cinnamon.

Unique New York, Unique New York, You know you need Unique New York,

Woo Whoa War Wow, Woo Whoa War Wow

Beat you Beat You

Feet Shoe Feet Shoe

-- To sit in solemn silence--

To sit in solemn silence on a dull, dark dock

In a pestilential prison with a life long lock

Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock

From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big, black block.

A big black block, a short, sharp shock

From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big, black block.

Fat black bucks in a wine barrel room

Barrel house kings with feet unstable

Sagged and reeled and pounded on the table.

Pounded on the table.

Beat an empty barrel with the handle of a broom,

Hard as they were able.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

With a silk umbrella and the handle of a broom.

Boom – lay, boom - lay, boom - lay boom!

Moses supposes his toeses are roses,but Moses supposes erroneously.

For Moses he knowes his toes aren’t roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

Biggity, baggity, bacon and beans,

A bucket of butter, a basket of greens,

A bottle for baby, some berries for Bess,

And a big block of beef for big brother Jess.

A tutor who tooted the flute

Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.

Said the two to the tutor,

“Is it harder to toot

Or to tutor two tooters to toot?”

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter

But said she, “This butter’s bitter.

If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter,

But a bit of better butter will make my batter better.”

So Betty bought a bit of better butter

(Much better than the bitter butter)

And it made her batter better.

A fly and a flea in a flue

Were imprisoned so what could they do?

Said the fly, “Let us flee!”

“Let us fly!” said the flea.

And they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Whether the weather be fine

Or whether the weather be hot,

Whether the weather be cold

Or whether the weather be not,

We’ll weather the weather

Whatever the weather,

Whether we like it or not.

Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter,

In sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles,

Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

See that thou, in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles

Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Jiggle it a little. It’ll open. Jiggle it a little. It’ll open.

Ten tiny toddling tots testily trying to train their tongues to trill.

A big black bug bit a big black bear.

Better buy the bigger rubber baby buggy bumpers.

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head and the heart go together.

What whim led Whitey Whitney to whisper, whimper, whittle and whistle?

Aluminum, Linoleum, Aluminum, Linoleum, Aluminum, Linoleum.

Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat.

Red leather, Yellow leather; Red leather, Yellow leather;

Red leather, Yellow leather.

Synonym, Cinnamon, Synonym, Cinnamon.

Unique New York, Unique New York, Unique New York,

Blue glass fruit bowl. Blue glass fruit bowl. Blue glass fruit bowl.

The seething sea ceaseth and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.

Round and round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran.

She says such shabbily sewed seams show seriously.

The sixth sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.

Did you see Peter Piper’s puppy peeping playfully?

Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter, seized his knee and sneezed.

Shy Sarah saw six Swiss wristwatches.

The old cold scold sold the school coal scuttle.