Translate That Christmas Tune

  1. Move Hitherward the Entire Assembly of Those Who Are Loyal in Their Belief

O Come all Ye Faithful

  1. Ornament the Enclosure with Large Sprigs of a Berry-Bearing Evergreen

Deck the Halls

  1. Vertically-Challenged Adolescent Percussionist

The Little Drummer Boy

  1. First Person (Singular) Experiencing an Hallucinatory Phenomenon of a Natal Celebration Devoid of Color

I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas

  1. Soundless Nocturnal Timespan

Silent Night

  1. Majestic Triplet (First Person Plural)

We Three Kings

  1. The Yuletide Occurrence Preceding All Others

The First Noel

  1. Precious Metal Musical Devices

Silver Bells

  1. Omnipotent Supreme Being Elicits Respite to Ecstatic Distinguished Males

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

  1. Caribou Afflicted with Vermilion Olfactory Appendage

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

  1. Allow Crystalline Formation to Descend

Let it Snow

  1. Jovial Yuletide Desired for the Second Person (Singular or Plural)

We Wish You a Merry Christmas

  1. Commence Auditory Reception, the Celestial Messengers Produce Harmonious Sounds

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

  1. Village Expectations of a Yuletide Emissary

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

  1. Bipedal Travel Through a Geographic State of Fantasy During the Season of Mother Nature’s Dormancy

Walking in a Winter Wonderland

  1. Arrival Occurred at Twelve O’clock During Clement Nocturnal Period

It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

  1. Exclamatory Remark Concerning a Diminutive Municipality of Judea

O Little Town of Bethlehem

  1. Ecstatic Experience Directed Toward Global Inhabitants

Joy to the World

  1. First Person (Plural) Acoustic Awareness of Extra-Terrestrial Messengers at Great Altitude

Angels We Have Heard on High

  1. Obese Male Personification Consisting of Aggregate Compaction of Individual Water Crystals, with Appellation of Surface Crystalline Deposition of Water Vapor

Frost the Snowman

  1. Tintinnabulation of Vacillating Pendulums in Metallic Resonant Spheres

Jingle Bells

  1. Improvised Infant Furniture in Remote Location

Away in a Manger

  1. Imperative Expedition for the Purpose of Proclaiming Upon Specific Alpine Formation

Go Tell it on the Mountain

  1. First Person’s Perplexed Contemplations Upon a Period of Aimless Meandering

I Wonder as I Wander

  1. Wintertime Festivity Consisting of a Dozen Planetary Sidereal Rotations

The Twelve Days of Christmas

  1. My Sole Desire for the Yuletide Season is receipt of a Pair of Central Incisors

All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

  1. Are You Detecting the Same Aural Sensations as I Am?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

  1. Who’s the Mystery Sibling?

What Child is This?

  1. Testimony of Witness to Maternal Parent’s Infidelity with Kris Kringle

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus