COTTAGE BOWL PACKET 9
Written by Duncan Chalmers, Elizabeth Robson Gordon, Izzy Izumi, Max Johnstone, Stuart Macdonald, Nick Penner, Connor Pierotti, Shelby Robert, Olivia Seto, Joe Su, Gennesse Walker-Scace.
Edited by Nick Penner, Joe Su, et al.
1. In the song in which she appears, this woman is said to have recently returned from a business trip. In the music video for a song, this character is played by Rachel Hunter. This character once supervised yardwork wearing nothing but a towel, leading the narrator to have feelings for her. The narrator realizes the wrongness of a relationship with this character, but admits that he’s in love with this woman and not her daughter. For 10 points name this woman, who has “got it going on” in a song by Fountains of Wayne.
ANSWER: Stacy’s Mom
2. In this viral video, one character wears a shirt reading “England” and the other wears simple white robes. Directed by Howard Davies-Carr, both participants are partially covered by a green blanket. This video was YouTube’s most viewed all time until being supplanted by the “Baby” music video. One character in this video describes the titular action by saying it “really hurt” and “is still hurting”. For 10 points name this video in which a baby attacks the appendage of his older brother.
ANSWER: Charlie bit my Finger - again! (acceptCharlie Bit Me)
3. In his most recent role, this man played Mr. Marlowe in Space Station 76. Earlier, he played Paul Grenfel in The Fox and the brash young Private Don Doll in 1964 version ofThe Thin Red Line. He was nominated for a BAFTA for his role in David and Lisa. He voiced the title role in HENRi, and he played hardnosed business tycoon KarlenBollenbecker in The Accidental Husband. In his most well-known role, he asked “Open the pod bay doors” to HAL-9000. For 10 points name this actor, Commander Dave Bowman in 2001: A Space Odyssey.
ANSWER: KeirDullea
4. This man was the NL batting champion and MVP in 1971. This man originally signed with the Braves to follow his older brother, Frank. After a salary dispute, this man was traded to the Cardinals for Orlando Cepeda. In 1977 he served as a player-manager for 18 days with the Mets, before taking over managing full time. Most recently, he managed the Dodgers from 2008 to 2010. For 10 points name this man, who managed the Yankees to 4 World Championships between 1996 and 2000.
ANSWER: Joe Torre
NOTE: Description acceptable.
5. One of these events causes a man to throw coffee to the ground, believing it to be poisoned. After another one of these events, a man is handed a bag of nickels to regain a number of items from a vending machine. One of these events backfires as Charles Miner considered it unprofessional. These events have included convincing a certain man that he has been recruited by the CIA three separate times. The first observed one of these involves a man putting his coworker’s stapler in Jell-O. For 10 points name these hijinks between two characters from The Office.
ANSWER: PranksJimHalpert pulls on DwightSchrute (accept anything referring to pranks between Jim and Dwight. Prior to the last line, prompt on just Pranks from The Office)
6. Players in this sport use the term “Bonk” to describe a sudden decrease in energy, and some use the “Fartlek” style of training.Notable events in this sport include the Arch to Arc race and one held annually in Kailua, Hawaii. The inaugural male Olympic gold medalist of this sport was Canada’s Olympic flag bearer in 2012. Jonathan Brownlee of Great Britain won Bronze in this event in 2014, while his brother Alistair got Gold. For 10 points name this sport in which athletes such as Simon Whitfield must swim, bike, and run.
ANSWER: Triathlon
7. In this film, one character takes the titular job to cope with insomnia, while another works for Senator Charles Palantine’s campaign. In this film,Harry Northup plays Doughboy, while Peter Boyle is Wizard. The protagonist in this film describes himself by saying “I’m God’s lonely man” and buys a gun from Easy Andy. At this films end, Travis Bickle kills a bouncer, a mobster, and Sport Higgins to save teen prostitute Iris. For 10 points name this 1976 film in which Robert de Niro asks “You talkin’ to me?”
ANSWER: Taxi Driver
8. This instrument was used extensively by the band The Church, in songs like “Under the Milky Way” and “Forever”. This instrument has a solo in Wizzard’s “Are You Ready to Rock” and is used near the end of Van Morrison’s “Celtic Ray”. Other songs featuring this instrument include The Animal’s “Sky Pilot” and “Crowning of a Simple Man” by Dave Kelly. For 10 points name this instrument featured in songs like AC/DC’s It’s a Long Way to the Top (If You WannaRock ‘n’Roll), traditionally associated with Scotland.
ANSWER: Bagpipes
9. One cartoon show character that is one of these animals wears a white sailor hat and is purple. Video game characters that are this animal include Bin and Pin, which influenced the creation of Bean the Dynamite. The Collector and one of these animals appear in the post-credits scene of the end of Guardians of the Galaxy, An NHL team that won the Stanley Cup in 2007 under Scott Neidermayer had this animal name and plays in Anaheim. For 10 points, identify this animal that includes Donald.
ANSWER: Duck
10. This character briefly dates Lara and is in Dr. Hyde’s World Religions class. This individual is part of a group who hire a stripper to feign being Dr. William Morse. This character initially bonds with his roommate, Chip “The Colonel” Martin over video games. This character attends Culver Creek boarding school while seeking his “great perhaps” and he memorizes the last words of famous people. For 10 points name this character, protagonist of John Green’s Looking for Alaska.
ANSWER: Miles “Pudge” Halter (accept first, last, or nickname)
11. Based on a Dutch show, after the pilot episode the top prize of this show available was reduced from $2.5 million with the lowestremaining 1 cent. After the second round in this show, family members are often invited to give advice to the contestant. Special editions of this game show include the “Million Dollar Mission”. Each round of gameplay involves eliminating a number of briefcases before getting an offer from The Banker. For 10 points name this game show hosted by Howie Mandel
ANSWER: Deal or No Deal
12. Bo Kimble and Corey Gaines played for this college basketball team, which once ran a high-octane style offense known as the “Go”. Playing in the WCC, this team’s current head coach is Mike Dunlap and they play home games at the Gersten Pavilion. This school’s team in 1989-90 season still holds an NCAA record for averaging 122.4 points per game. Paul Westhead was the coach of the team that year, which tragically had to deal with the on-court death of Hank Gathers. For 10 points name this college basketball team that is based out of Los Angeles.
ANSWER: Loyola Marymount Lions (prompt on Loyola)
13. Near the end of this film, the protagonist is able to recognize a shopkeeper from Saratoga, New York. Based on a true story, the central character plays a violin given to him by William Ford. Directed by Steve McQueen, Paul Dano plays John Tibeats and Alfre Woodard plays Mistress Shaw in this film. In this movie, Solomon Northup is tricked into leaving his house, given the name Platt, and sold into servitude. For 10 points, name this 2013 movie that won the Oscar for Best Picture.
ANSWER: 12 Years a Slave
14. This song opens with the line “If you ain’t got two kids by 21/you’re probably gonna die alone.”This song, a cynical look at life in rural America, was the first single from the album Same Trailer Different Park. Later, this song states “Jack and Jill went up the hill/Jack burned out on booze and pills.” For 10 points name this song by Kacey Musgraves, which says “Mama’s hooked on Mary Kay/Brother’s hooked on Mary Jane/Daddy’s hooked on Mary two doors down.”
ANSWER: “Merry Go ‘Round”
15. In one memorable episode of this show, the central character tries to give himself a haircut with bad results. Possibly set near Cleveland, this show was first sponsored by Remington Rand. One of the first sitcoms with a special series finale, its “Family Scrapbook” saw the central family flashing back to earlier events. This show had Tony Dow as Wally, and Jerry Mathers as the title character. For 10 points name this show about the Cleaver family and their youngest son, with an animal inspired nickname.
ANSWER: Leave It to Beaver
16. First launched in 1995, this brand’s slogan of “Artfully Crafted” has led to controversy since it is owned by MillerCoors. This beer is 5.4% alcohol by volume and at President Obama’s “Beer Summit”, Sgt. James Crowley drank this brand. This brand has launched special brews annually, such as 2014’s Cinnamon Horchata Ale. This beer is described as “Belgian White”, despite being made in Colorado. For 10 points name this beer brand, often garnished with a slice of orange.
ANSWER: Blue Moon Belgian White
17. Weston Richburg was the highest drafted player at this position in 2014. In 2010 for the Florida Gators, Mike Pouncey moved to this position. Along with linebacker, Chuck Bednarik played this position. Other Hall of Famers at this position includeDermontti Dawson, Mike Webster, and Jim Langer. The top college player at this position wins the Rimington Trophy. For 10 points name this football position, an offensive lineman who snaps the ball to begin each play.
ANSWER: Centre
18. His first movie role was in Pound, a movie directed by his father. This actor wrote and played himself in The Last Party, a documentary about the 1992 US Presidential campaign.This man received acclaim playing Wayne Gale in Natural Born Killers. More recently, he played Dr. Kozak in 2006’s The Shaggy Dog and Joseph Wershba in Good Night, and Good Luck. He played the title role in 1992’s Chaplin, as well as the title role in 2009’s Sherlock Holmes. For 10 points name this actor who plays Tony Stark in the Iron Man series.
ANSWER: Robert Downey, Jr.
19. An All-American Rejects song is about a “Ferret In My […] Shoe” of this colour. Another song with this colour in the title is The Dodos “Red and” this colour. In various band names, this word precedes “Queen Enthroned”, “Monkey Magic Fish”, and “Filth”. “On moonless nights/we marched for endless miles” says a Sabaton song about a “Heart” of this colour. One band with this colour in their name wrote “Smoke on the Water”. For 10 points name this colour, the colour of Hendrix’s “Haze” and Prince’s “Rain”.
ANSWER: Purple
20. One game of this type was made in part by the Minnesota Zoo. It’s not adventure games, but in addition to WolfQuest, Ko’s Journey and Quest Atlantis are games of this type. Urban Jungle is a game of this type for young drivers, while InLiving is a game of this type for potential homeowners. A spinoff to The House of the Dead 2 is a game of this variety involving typing, and early examples of this type of game include The Oregon Trail. For 10 points name this game genre including games such as Math Circus and Reader Rabbit.
ANSWER: Educational game (accept synonyms like Learning Games)
TB. This man’s voice acting has included playing The Winged Wolves on Hercules: The Animated Series and Freakshow on Danny Phantom. This man starred in The Famous Teddy Z, but that show was cancelled after 15 episodes. This man played Bob, an unsuccessful architect living with his best friend and that friend’s fiancé on Partners.This actor’s most famous character is a chiropractor, and often hapless father of Jake, and the roommate of Walden Schmidt. For 10 points name this TV actor who plays Alan on Two and a Half Men.
ANSWER: Jon Cryer
COTTAGE BOWL
BONUSES 9
1. The 1990s were a weird time in the NFL. For 10 points each:
[10] This team lost 4 consecutive Super Bowls from 1990 until 1993. In 1991, the lost to the Giants after Scott Norwood’s “wide right” missed field goal
ANSWER: BuffaloBills (accept either underlined part)
[10] When this stadium opened in 1997, it had the largest capacity in the NFL. Criticisms of this stadium include its insufficient number of entrances and its location outside the District of Columbia.
ANSWER: FedEx Field (Prompt on Jack Kent Cooke Stadium)
[10] This man won Coach of the Year honours with the Giants in 1993 and the Falcons in 1998. Out of the league since 2003, he holds the record for most Super Bowl appearances as both player and coach.
ANSWER: Dan Reeves
2. It’s easy to point out all the bad Sonic games… For 10 points each, name some of them!
[10] This poorly done reboot on the Xbox 360 and PS3 is considered one of the worst games of all time due to its poor story, numerous glitches, and awkward romance between Sonic and the human princess, Elise.
ANSWER: Sonic the Hedgehog(accept Sonic 2006orSonic ’06)
[10] This 2010 Sonic game’s plot involves Doctor Eggman creating a second grand prix, and invites Sonic and others to the race. This Kinect game’s poor reception comes principallyfrom the terrible motion controls.
ANSWER: Sonic Free Riders
[10]This game was criticized for the new “Were-hog” levels. Released in 2008, the game featured the annoying character Chip and an easily exploited glitch that allows Sonic to run through walls.
ANSWER: Sonic Unleashed
3. This group studio album Four was released in November 2014. For 10 points each:
[10] Name this boy band behind the hits “What Makes You Beautiful” and “Story of My Life”. This group’s members are Niall, Zayn, Liam, Harry, and Louis.
ANSWER: One Direction
[10] This song is the lead single from Four. Demonstrating a more mature sound, the song’s lyrics declare “Couple billion in the whole wide world/Find another one cause she belongs to me”.
ANSWER: “Steal My Girl”
[10] One Direction burst onto the scene with this 2011 debut album. This album’s songs include “One Thing”, “Gotta Be You”, and “More than This”
ANSWER: Up All Night
4. In this film, Jackée Harris plays Julie and Ilene Graff plays Bess. For 10 points each:
[10] Name this 1992 comedy about a man coaching a girls’ soccer team to try and get a promotion at work. In order to win, this film’s central character convinces his soon-to-be stepson to dress up as a girl named Martha.
ANSWER: Ladybugs
[10] This man starred as Chester in Ladybugs. He played Jake Puloski in Back by Midnight,Monty in Easy Money, and he successfully performed the impossible Triple Lindy dive in Back to School.
ANSWER: Rodney Dangerfield
[10] Dangerfield frequently used this five word catchphrase in his movies. The last two words of this phrase title his seminal 1980 comedy album, and this phrase partially titles his 2004’s autobiography.
ANSWER: “I don’t get no respect!”
5. For 10 points each, name some Simpsons characters.
[10] This character is the Simpson’s cheap attorney who debuts in the episode “Bart Gets Hit by a Car”. In another appearance he asks “Do these sound like the actions of a man who has had ALL he could eat?”
ANSWER: Lionel Hutz
[10] This voice actor played Lionel Hutz. He also voiced Troy McClure, Mr. Munty, and “Smooth” Jimmy Apollo before his death in 1998.
ANSWER: Phil Hartman
[10] This other Hartman character only had one episode, but he persuaded Springfield to buy a cheap monorail through song, and made an unscheduled stop in a town he previously scammed.
ANSWER: Lyle Lanley
6. Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now. Name some basketball players based on their roles in Space Jam.
[10] This Chicago Bull starred in the film. The Looney Toons recruit this 5 time NBA MVP and North Carolina star to play for their team
ANSWER: Michael Jordan (prompt on MJ)
[10] Blanko, a member of the Monstars, steals his powers from this German-American Center. Then playing for the Nets, he was a 2nd Team NBA Rookie for the 76ers in 1993 and he retired with the Mavs.
ANSWER: Shawn Bradley
[10] This point guard had a cameo appearance as himself near the film’s end. A long time Dallas Maverick, he was twice a member of the NBA All-Defensive Second team, and a second team All-American for Illinois.
ANSWER: Derek Harper
7. The end of Saturday morning cartoons has many waxing nostalgic for this series. For 10 points each:
[10] Name this ABC series which originally aired from 1973 to 1985 and taught through short videos like TheGreat American Melting Pot, Rufus Xavier Sasaparilla, Sufferin’ til Suffrage and Conjuction Junction.