Carlos Romero.

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Carlos Romero.

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Marta Rubial.

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Mar García.

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Pablo Guerrero.

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Mary of the Mountains Enríquez?

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You have a very good CV,

MarÌa de las Montañas.

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Thank you.

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What would you do first

in the firm if we hired you?

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Well, get to work on time.

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A market study,

including all the social networks,

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the main targets, and focus resources

on the prime target.

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What type of person are you?

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A... normal person.

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And what's a normal person?

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A normal person is someone...

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with a job,

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a home,

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a partner,

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hobbies,

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a social life,

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family life...

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Hello?

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Merry Christmas.

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...and...

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and who's happy.

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Do you think you fulfil

all these requisites?

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JOB, HOME, PARTNER, SOCIAL LIFE,

HOBBIES, FAMILY LIFE, BE HAPPY

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All of them. Certainly.

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My name's MarÌa de las MontaÒas

and my life is a mess.

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500,000 children

were born in Spain in 1985.

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I was one of them.

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I cried a lot, non-stop,

until they put on my ID bracelet.

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They are different shapes

and colours,

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but all with the same purpose,

to label you.

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I guess knowing who I was

gave me some peace.

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And this is me now.

I have no ID bracelet now,

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beyond being

an unemployed thirty-something

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who thought she'd conquer the world

when she graduated...

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and didn't.

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With a degree in advertising,

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an online English course

and a masters in advertising,

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my greatest achievement

is an unemployment card,

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though I think it's expired now.

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Why am I loaded down with bags?

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No, I'm not going on a trip.

I wish!

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I got thrown out of my flat

for not paying the rent.

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Sure, I did owe them three months.

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So I'm going back to the last place

I'd want to go back to,

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my mother's place.

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Sis!

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Bro!

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So glad to see you!

You look skinnier!

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And you look cuter!

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Wait, I'll open up!

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This is Alex, my brother.

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He's always been

more sure about things than me.

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At 7 he told us he was gay

and at 18 he already had a job.

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And he was just re-elected

president of the Twilight Fan Club.

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-Hey, handsome!

-Hi!

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So...?

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Mum's going to be so happy

you're back home!

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It's temporary, Alex,

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just till I find a job,

then I'm going.

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Isn't she home?

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No, there's a meeting

of Thermomix salespeople.

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5 years selling Thermomixes!

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I can't believe how time's flown.

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Believe it!

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I beat my own record this year,

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10 machines in one month!

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Yes, but you haven't reached

Maria Eugenia's 20.

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What excuse

will I give my husband tomorrow?

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See? That's why I don't have one.

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Excuse me.

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Alex, honey.

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Hi, Mum. I've got news.

María's back home.

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-Is she alright?

-Sure, she's fine.

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Did she seem strange?

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No way. The things you say, Mum.

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Shall I put her on?

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No, don't put her on.

I'll be back soon. Big kiss.

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This is my mum, Barbara.

We haven't spoken in a while.

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Since she was widowed

she's sold Thermomixes.

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She likes classical music,

playing solitaire and...

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I don't know much more about her.

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The last time we spoke was because

my phone dialled by accident.

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Tell me,

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what type of person

do you consider yourself to be?

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REQUIREMENTS TO BE A NORMAL PERSON

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HOME

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JOB

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PARTNER

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FAMILY LIFE

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SOCIAL LIFE

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HOBBIES

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BE HAPPY

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REQUIREMENTS TO BE A NORMAL PERSON

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Morning! Wake up,

we have to go see my boss.

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Don't forget your CV.

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And don't go back to sleep!

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First requisite, have a job.

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JOB

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Look, I've got your CV here.

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You'd better send it off

via the website too.

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Okay.

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-See you later!

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I did marketing, but

you can consider me for any position.

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-Anything, don't worry.

-Thank you.

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Great, see you. 'Bye, Alex.

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-'Bye, Paula. You look pretty.

-Thanks!

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I hope they call you.

Why don't we have lunch together?

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-Okay. Do they sell light bulbs here?

-Of course, sis'.

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Hello. Need anything?

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No.

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-Sure?

-Yes, I'm fine, thanks.

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Are you sure I can't help you?

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Well, I'm looking for a bulb

for my desk lamp,

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but I'm not sure what light

these give off exactly.

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Exactly... 15 watts.

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Right, 15 watts,

and how much light is that?

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Turn it on and off.

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Yes, but... See?

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You can't really see the difference.

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So to tell we should

be in darkness here, right?

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I mean, all the lamps should be off

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and we turn it on and off

to tell the difference.

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-You never thought about that?

-No.

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That's alright.

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-Need anything else?

-No.

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Okay.

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Do you know if Mum uses Dad's car?

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-Yes, but not to drive.

-No?

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No, but when she's sad,

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she goes to the car to think.

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Gee.

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-Can I ask you a question?

-Sure.

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How do you know if someone

likes you or not?

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I guess... because...

when you're with them...

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-Do you like somebody?

-I think so.

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I can't remember the last time

I really liked someone.

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That was me in primary school

with Guillermo Conde S·nchez.

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I know, it was a long time ago.

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He'd always ask for my notes

and I'd blush every time.

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Once I dared to put a heart

and "I like you" on my math notes,

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and I don't know why,

but he never asked me again.

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That day I understood that

love confessions are not my forte.

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Don't tell me your life story.

The economic report was for today!

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PARTNER

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BEING HAPPY IS EASY

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LIVING HAPPY

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I WANT A CHANGE

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SELF-HELP

153

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I'm sorry! Excuse me!

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This... This...

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THE JUICE DIET

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These aren't for me.

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And these aren't for me...

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SLIMMING IS EASY

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...obviously.

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Obviously.

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"Smile, It Works",

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"The Power is in You",

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"Living Happy".

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And what's happiness?

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I don't know.

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At least you're thin.

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-Your weight doesn't make you happy.

-Typical thin girl answer.

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SLIMMING IS EASY

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THE JUICE DIET

170

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QUALITY CALORIES

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You don't know what it's like

to diet all the time.

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Carrot cake with extra cream here,

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coffee...

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Can you bring some saccharine?

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To compensate.

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Not going to answer it?

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Mum? Yes.

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No, I won't be at dinner.

Because I...

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I ran into a friend.

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What friend?

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You, right?

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Do you want to go to dinner?

183

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-If it's a salad, yes.

-Okay.

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No, I won't be at dinner,

I'm going out with Borja.

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Well... a friend.

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-What bulb did you get in the end?

-The 15.

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Oh, okay.

Tell me what the light's like.

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-I will, when I see it in the dark.

-Of course.

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What? Are you taking

the piss out of me?

190

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No, no way.

191

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Just your obsession with

turning the lamps on and off.

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-It's an obsession that works.

-It depends.

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Where'd you read that list?

194

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I didn't read it. They asked me

about it at a job interview.

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I'd never thought about it before.

196

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-I only satisfy half the list.

-Then you're half normal.

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That's not bad.

What about you?

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I don't satisfy any of it.

199

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Nothing?

200

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Nothing. Bugger all.

201

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There are people,

like the Pope for example,

202

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that don't satisfy the list.

203

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But the Pope's the Pope,

he doesn't need to be normal.

204

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-If you look at it like that...

-Sure.

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Though he's married to God,

so one of them...

206

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No, nuns are married to God.

Not the Pope.

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-And why not?

-I don't know. Ask him.

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You'll love this place.

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We'll get a table, for sure.

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-Here?

-Right?

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MarÌa, Gagandeep.

212

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-Nice to meet you.

-Same here.

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The pizza's delicious.

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Yeah.

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So, to help you with your list,

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you want me to find you a flat.

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-Yes. A bedsit will do.

-Okay.

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A little one.

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A job.

220

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Not as a trainee, please.

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-A boyfriend.

-Yes.

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-How do you want him?

-Normal.

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-Normal.

-Supernormal.

224

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If he's normal, like on your list,

he'll have a partner.

225

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Oh, right.

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Then he's to satisfy

80% of the list.

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Okay.

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So?

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Do you think you can

turn me into a normal person?

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Yeah.

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Do you think

you can make me thin?

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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Have we got a pact?

235

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Quid pro quo.

236

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Quid pro quo.

237

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Right, MarÌa de las MontaÒas.

Let's start our quid pro quo.

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Point one: SOCIAL LIFE.

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I don't feel like doing this one.

240

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Come on, you must have

some friend from university.

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I did it by correspondence.

242

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Then from high school

or matriculation classes?

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I was in the first year

of the new system.

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-You done?

-I did the last year of the old one.

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Really? They say

you're better educated.

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Absolutely.

247

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Don't change the subject.

Come on, someone from high school.

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I don't keep in touch with anyone.

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-Nobody?

-No.

250

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I'm going to do something.

What? What?

251

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I'll look at your contacts,

and phone at random.

252

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No, no.

253

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Cristina Pi.

254

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-No, not Cristina Pi!

-It's ringing, take it!

255

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-MarÌa? Cristina?

-Who?

256

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No, I'm María...

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-This is María Enríquez Conde.

-Who?

258

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-From Sant Jordi.

-From school?

259

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-Yes.

-Well!

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-Do you remember me?

-No, I don't.

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We were in the same class.

262

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Give me more clues, or...

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Remember the end-of-year dances?

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There was a number by Vicky Larraz?

265

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Who's Vicky Larraz?

266

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Who's Vicky Larraz?

267

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The singer in OlÈ OlÈ,

not Marta Sánchez,

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the real one, the first one.

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-Never mind, in Vicky's number...

-Yes.

270

00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,760

There was an accident

with a katana...

271

00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:28,880

The Samurai!

272

00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,040

-Yes, that's me.

-Oh, great!

273

00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,840

I was thinking, "I wonder

what Cristina's up to. I'll call her."

274

00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,800

I've got your number from the students

reunion which I didn't got to.

275

00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,280

-How are you?

-Great!

276

00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,360

Do you feel like

meeting up next week?

277

00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,080

Yes, I'd love to.

278

00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,760

I was thinking of taking the kids

to Montjuic Gardens.

279

00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,200

I love gardens.

280

00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,720

-Perfect, shall we write?

-Okay.

281

00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,120

What's your Facebook name?

I'll add you.

282

00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,080

-My Facebook name...

-Tell her.

283

00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,520

-I don't have one.

-What? Make one up!

284

00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,000

María Carrot.

285

00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,840

María Carrot, that's original.

286

00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,280

-I'll write to you.

-Okay.

287

00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,120

-Big kiss.

288

00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,520

My grandmother's on Facebook!

289

00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,320

And I've got a friends afternoon

with Cristina Pi.

290

00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,400

First objective, make contact.

291

00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,840

-What'll we talk about?

-You'll see.

292

00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,400

I won't have any conversation topics.

293

00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,760

-What happened at the school party?

-I don't know what you mean.

294

00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:19,840

Tell me what happened.

295

00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,800

-Tell me, please.

-Nothing happened.

296

00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,440

-Did you kill someone?

-No, no.

297

00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,440

Tell me, María Carrot, please!

298

00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,120

-Now your quid pro quo.

-Tell me.

299

00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,440

Let's get started.

300

00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,480

Look. Stairs.

301

00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,520

Come on, Borja!

302

00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,920

One, two, one, two!

303

00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,480

Borja!

304

00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,040

This is more my level.

305

00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,200

-That's how it is.

-It's not a package.

306

00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,840

It's vertical.

307

00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,840

-What's it for?

-It's a ball of energy.

308

00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,400

Borja, did you bring

your junk food?

309

00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,800

That's it?

That's all the stuff you've got?

310

00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:02,960

Yes.

311

00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,760

-Sure you don't have anything else?

-I'm sure.

312

00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,880

I'd rather go to your place and check.

313

00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,280

My place?

314

00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,120

I share a place,

and without warning...

315

00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,560

Thanks for the cupcakes, grandma!

316

00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:21,440

Yes, homemade, very nice,

but your grandson has to eat healthy!

317

00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,160

When she wants her space,

she takes out her hearing aid.

318

00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,960

-Who can say no to her?

-To a grandma? Nobody.

319

00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,440

Want to see the place?

320

00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,720

This is the recreation area.

321

00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,600

Let's hit the kitchen first.

322

00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,280

My turn. Let's do the easy one:

323

00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,480

HOBBIES.

324

00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,040

Playing an instrument.

325

00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,080

Painting.

326

00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,800

Origami?

327

00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,480

Knitting.

328

00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,200

Cooking.

329

00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,560

Puzzles.

330

00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,640

Swimming.

331

00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,640

Cycling.

332

00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,600

Running.

333

00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,680

Knitting!

334

00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,400

Sex.

335

00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,440

No way.

336

00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,840

I've got it!

Watching Venezuelan soaps

337

00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,680

with my grandma.

338

00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,840

HOBBIES

339

00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,080

LIVING HAPPY

340

00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,240

María?

341

00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,560

Coming!

342

00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,280

I'm going to bed,

I don't feel so good.

343

00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,240

See you tomorrow.

344

00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,520

Good night.

345

00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,000

What are up to this afternoon?

346

00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,200

Will you come with me

to look at a flat?

347

00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,640

Wait, the little ball was in front of us.

348

00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,560

No, you're the little ball.

349

00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,480

Isn't that the destination?

350

00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,000

There are two balls!

351

00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,120

Look! If I spin around

the ball changes colour!

352

00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,320

It's here.

353

00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,120

Here it says "pet shop".

354

00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,640

The lady said it was

next to a pet shop.

355

00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,840

You sure?

356

00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,200

Wait for me!

357

00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,520

The loft is separate,

but access is through the shop.

358

00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,600

And if it's closed?

359

00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,400

Don't worry, I'll give you a key.

360

00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,520

What do you do?

361

00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,240

It's just for the forms,

for the rent of the flat.

362

00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,760

Marketing and advertising,

363

00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,080

but right now I'm

in professional transition.

364

00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,120

Here, it won't take long

to see it.

365

00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:04,040

Right, a loft means

no separating partitions,

366

00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,000

but if you had another budget

367

00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,560

you could rent the flat

my daughter Desi vacated.

368

00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,880

It's 60 sq. metres,

two rooms, if you want kids...

369

00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,720

-No, we're not...

-No, it's for me.

370

00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,240

Go on! I can see it in your eyes.

371

00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:24,680

Even if I wanted to, I couldn't

afford it. I'm actually unemployed.

372

00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:29,520

Weren't you in advertising?

Well, I think I have a job for you.

373

00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,080

-When can I start?

-Whenever you like, right now.

374

00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,560

JOB

375

00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,240

What do I have to do?

376

00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:43,360

New vanilla flavour,

your dog will be over the moon!

377

00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,240

New vanilla flavour, your dog...

378

00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,600

Look, he'll be over the moon.

Biscuit?

379

00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,280

Would you like a biscuit?

380

00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,360

New vanilla flavour,

your dog will be...

381

00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,920

It's for dogs, eh?

382

00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,440

-Mind if I take a photo?

-No. Sure.

383

00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,400

Daddy, take my photo

with the biscuit!

384

00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,640

Hey, bull!

385

00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,560

New biscuits!

386

00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,640

If I tell you the watts

the bulb has, it doesn't matter

387

00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,200

because we've got

no perspective on the light.

388

00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,880

The watts don't matter.

We have no idea.

389

00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,600

Because we have no perspective,

understand?

390

00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,520

We'd have to turn out

all the lights in Ikea

391

00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,880

to remotely understand its light,

understand?

392

00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,840

Biscuits! Fresh made today, sir!

393

00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,880

Sir! Sir!

394

00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,360

But...

395

00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,400

Get off!

396

00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,360

What the...?

397

00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,360

Get off!

398

00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,200

Dumbass!

399

00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,120

Dirty doggie! Dirty!

400

00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,200

I'm going to tell my mum!

401

00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:01,000

Mateo! I told you,

I don't like you chasing Chicho!

402

00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,240

-Sorry, did he bother you?

-No. No.

403

00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:04,640

MarÌa?

404

00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,840

-MarÌa de las MontaÒas!

-Cristina!

405

00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,600

That's amazing!

What a coincidence!

406

00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,760

We spoke the other day

and now we run into each other!

407

00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,840

You're...

408

00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,480

I'm doing a study

409

00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,600

to see the effect on a brand

of product representation.

410

00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,560

Great.

411

00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,640

Yes, we marketing people

are kind of...

412

00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,520

I know, my husband's in advertising,

I know what you mean.

413

00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,320

I'm off to the club nearby.

Will they let get away, 15 minutes?

414

00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,160

I don't know...

415

00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,880

-Like a biscuit?

-No, thanks.

416

00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,160

Did you eat...?

417

00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,600

I was going to sign him up for judo,

but I chose tennis

418

00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,400

because it's less violent,

and he loves Rafa Nadal.

419

00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,560

-Sure.

-Excuse me.

420

00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,840

Yes, honey.

421

00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,640

They can't after all.

Have it before the vitamins go.

422

00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,520

That way I can rest up.

423

00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,400

Okay, big kiss.

424

00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,720

I love you, too. 'Bye.

425

00:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,320

Sorry.

426

00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:03,120

My HUSBAND 's opening an ART GALLERY

he's starting with some FRIENDS ,

427

00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,200

my parents can't mind the KIDS ,

428

00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,920

and the poor man was worried

I'd forgotten about it.

429

00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,720

I've started a new JOB

working from HOME

430

00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,320

and I'm a bit stressed,

but never mind, I'm HAPPY .

431

00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,760

You can tell.

432

00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,160

Chicho! Stop!

433

00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,360

Sorry, he's turned out so virile,

434

00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,400

he latches on to

the first thing he can.

435

00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,760

Behave yourself

or no date with Smurfa.

436

00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,360

-Smurfa is...

-His girlfriend.

437

00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,400

He's got a girlfriend

and everything.

438

00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:34,280

He's very sporty too.

Sometimes he acts as a ballboy!

439

00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,160

He's so cute!

The King of the house.

440

00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,840

Sorry, I'm going on about myself.

What about you?

441

00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,800

Do you live around here?

Partner? Kids?

442

00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,720

Javi! We're training next week!

443

00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,480

-How's your love life?

-Not right now...

444

00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:49,800

-No?

-No.

445

00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,440

How are your parents?

446

00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,320

My father died.

447

00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:59,120

-Oh, I'm sorry.

-It's okay.

448

00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,400

And your mother?

449

00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,400

No, my mother didn't.

450

00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:07,760

Honey?

451

00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,760

Yes, I sent the invitations.

452

00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,120

Gustavo's as well.

453

00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,760

Gustavo's coming alone, isn't he?

454

00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,440

No reason.

455

00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,120

I'm going, I'm with a friend.

456

00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,720

I was thinking...

457

00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:25,200

Do you like blind dates?

458

00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,720

BE HAPPY

459

00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,920

(WITH AN ARGENTINIAN ACCENT)

Let's breathe, relax your abdomens.

460

00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:49,360

Let go, let your mind go,

your emotions as well,

461

00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,400

they have to come out...

462

00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,640

-Borja.

-What?

463

00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,040

-We put ourselves in therapy.

-So?

464

00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,440

That's what people with problems do.

465

00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,240

No! Normal people go to therapy.

466

00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,440

You should put that on your list.

467

00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,800

I want to laugh to be happy!

468

00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,600

After me!

I want to laugh to be happy!

469

00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,800

-I ran into Cristina Pi yesterday.

-And?

470

00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,360

Great, super normal.

471

00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:19,000

She's got a lovely husband,

parents that babysit her boy Mateo.

472

00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,840

The vocal laugh with abdominal thrust

is the most contagious.

473

00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,800

She's going to introduce me to a guy,

Gustavo, he's charming.

474

00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,280

Let's try it.

475

00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,720

One, two, three, four...

476

00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,160

Here are the balloons.

477

00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,200

For the next time,

I want you to do an exercise:

478

00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,600

Blow them up, get a marker pen,

479

00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,360

write down everything

that makes you anxious,

480

00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,800

sad, sorrowful... right?

481

00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,200

Put it on the balloons, tie them up

and toss them into the air.

482

00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,120

Is that clear?

483

00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,360

-Excuse me.

-Yes?

484

00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,640

Can I get two bags?

485

00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,400

Of course. Why not?

486

00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,600

I thought at 30

my life would be different.

487

00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,280

-Different to what?

-To what it is now.

488

00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,520

You didn't?

489

00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,760

No.

490

00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,920

I didn't think at 30

I'd be back at my mum's house.

491

00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:24,280

I live with my grandma, so...

we're even.

492

00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,280

But you get along with her.

493

00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,880

It's impossible

not to get along with her.

494

00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,880

There's no credit in that.

495

00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,880

Come on, you know what's next:

496

00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,000

FAMILY LIFE

497

00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,240

Start with Ludo, close families do it.

498

00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,600

Do you want to play Ludo?

499

00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:45,320

Hallˆ, Hemnes, Hilver, Hˆvet...

500

00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,040

I'll need two more,

in the name of P‡mies and Barroso.

501

00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,760

The same street, yes.

502

00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,120

When's delivery?

503

00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,960

Two weeks?

504

00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,560

Do you think we become

copies of our parents?

505

00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,320

No.

506

00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,320

Because my father

and my brother are thin.

507

00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,840

And your mother?

508

00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,840

Her too.

509

00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,520

Maybe you're adopted.

510

00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,440

Switch.

511

00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,160

My mother's a mystery to me.

512

00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,240

I never really know

what she's feeling or thinking.

513

00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,400

Why don't you talk to her?

514

00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,360

Do you have deep conversations

with your parents?

515

00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,840

We're Galicians. You never really

know what we're talking about.

516

00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,080

Right.

517

00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,120

And what about your father?

518

00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,240

Switch.

519

00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,160

I remember the day

we took this photo,

520

00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,800

on a trip to Montserrat.

521

00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,600

We ate hamburgers and

Alex and I were allowed to eat sweets.

522

00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,440

On the way back

my parents argued, for a change.

523

00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,360

They could argue about anything,

the weather, food,

524

00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,040

what was on TV, banks,

525

00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,840

&lt;I&gt;Carlos Romero.&lt;/I&gt;

<I>Carlos Romero.</I>