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Anti-Anxiety Medications
Darlene Franklin, RN MSN
Lyrics ©
To the tune “Spiderman”
Ativan, Ativan, does whatever a Valium can.
CNS gets depressed
Alcohol can cause arrest
Driving banned.
That’s it for Ativan.
Serax, Atarax, Xanax
Puts anxiety on the nix.
But when taken long term
Withdrawal causes nerves to squirm
That’s the facts—
Serax, Atarax, Xanax.
Antidepressants
Darlene Franklin, RN MSN
Lyrics ©
To the tune: “Zippity Doo Dah”
Chorus
Antidepressants brings smiles—replace sighs
SSRIs and Tricyclics these are two types
If these do not work MAOs may be tried
But take measures so that the patient won’t die.
Celexa, Prozac, Paxil, Zoloft.
No antacids for GI upset.
Or absorption you will forfeit
These are the meds we call SSRIs
Assess response and signs of suicide.
Chorus
Tricylcic meds Ela-vil, Tofranil
Pamelor, Norpramine, Sin-e-quan, Vi-vac-til
Hold MAOs so the BP won’t swell
No Ci-me-ti-dine or Syn-throid as well.
Chorus
MAOs Par-nate, Mar-plan, and Nardil.
Mixed with certain drugs and foods can the patient kill.
Teach and assess before giving the pill.
Less complications will decrease health bills
Never mix with Ci-me-ti-dine
Or with the pain med Me-per-dine
Or death and lawsuit might be seen.
Antidepressants brings smiles replace sighs.
But take measures so that the patient won’t die.
Cerebral Spinal Fluid Labs
Lyrics©
(Sing to the tune: “Three Blind Mice”)
Darlene A. Franklin, RN MSN
Cerebral Spinal Fluid---
Bacterial Meningitis
The labs that you must know
So on the test you’ll glow.
The white blood cell count and the polys go up
The protein is high and the color is YUCK!
Low glucose means this fellows down on his Luck.
Cerebral Spinal Fluid---
Bacterial Meningitis
Cerebral Spinal Fluid---
In Viral Meningitis
The labs that you must know
So on the test you’ll glow
A normal glucose and a normal protein
Or slight elevations, are commonly seen.
Some increase in White Blood Cell counts is routine
Cerebral Spinal Fluid—
In Viral Meningitis
Congested Hearts Will Fail on You
Darlene Franklin, RN MSN
Lyrics ©
To the tune: You’re Cheatin’ Heart
A failing heart, won’t let you sleep
Shortness of breath and NVD.
Cardiac output is decreased
Rales in the lungs will be increased.
Hypervolemia you’ll see
Twelve or greater on CVPs
Restrict fluids, strict I & O’s too.
Congested hearts will fail on you.
Chorus
You’ll swell and swell, the whole day through
At AM weights, you’ll gain weight too.
Lasix will help, and Dig. will too
Congested hearts, will fail on you.
S-I-A-D-H
(Syndrome of Inappropriate Antidiuretic Hormone)
Lyrics ©
(Sing to tune: BINGO)
Darlene A. Franklin, RN MSN
Chorus
S-I-A-D-H, S-I-A-D-H, S-I-A-D-H,
This hormone stops the PeePee.
Verse 1
Brain tumors, trauma, and bad bugs
A complication might be—
S-I-A-D-H, S-I-A-D-H, S-I-A-D-H,
This hormone stops the PeePee.
Verse 2
Low output, sodium; gained weight
And high S. gravity (specific gravity)
S-I-A-D-H, S-I-A-D-H, S-I-A-D-H,
This hormone stops the PeePee.
Verse 3
But, Diabetes Inspidus
The opposite you’ll see—
Pee, Pee, Give IVs—Pee Pee, Give IVs---Pee, Pee, Give IVs
Vas-o-pressin they need.
(Use Verse 4 ONLY if will note confuse with verse 2)
Verse 4
High output, sodium; pounds lost,
And low S. gravity (specific gravity)
Pee, Pee, Give IVs—Pee Pee, Give IVs---Pee, Pee, Give IVs
Vas-o-pressin they need.
Insulin Therapy
Darlene Franklin, RN MSN
Lyrics ©
To the tune: “The Farmer in the Dell”
Regular Insulin—onset is half an hour
Beware that in two hours it peaks
And then you’ll see its power.
BS may get too low
Like 80 or below
“Cold, clammy, shaky” are complaints
And thinking process slowed.
Its critical to know
Give sugar stat PO
Cause if the BS decreases more
Its to the morgue you’ll go.
Status Epilepticus Song
Lyrics ©
(To tune: Lizzy Borden)
Darlene A. Franklin, RN MSN
Status Epilepticus
A half hour seizure that won’t stop
Or between seizures won’t awake
Give these stat IV drugs, don’t wait.
First choice is Lorazepam
Which has replaced Diazepam
But taken with Cimetidine
Risk Ativan Toxicity
Remember IV Diazepam
Won’t mix with a drug in the land.
Administer Valium slowly.
Check for decreased res’pa’tory (respiratory).
If Ativan won’t work at all
Try IV Phenobarbital
But check drug texts to give safely
For imcompatabilities.
Phenotoin once was next
But’s been replaced by Cerebyx.
Can give three times faster the dose
Watch for CV collapse in host.
Status Epilepticus
A half hour seizure that won’t stop
Or between seizures won’t awake
Give these stat IV drugs, don’t wait.
Magnesium Sulfate
Darlene Franklin
Lyrics ©
Tune to “Achy Breaky Heart”
Decreased BP, Decreased Pee Pee,
These are toxic signs of Mag Sulfate.
Drop in respiratory rate, patellar reflex one there ain’t,
Give the antidote Calcium Gluconate
Diabetes Mellitus
Darlene Franklin, RN MSN
Lyrics ©
To the Tune: “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”
Hot and dry your sugar is high, insulin you need
Cold and clammy you need some candy and milk will help indeed.
Tonic Clonic Seizure Medications
Lyrics ©
(To the tune: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
Darlene A. Franklin, RN MSN
Chorus:
For seizure control, listen to me
Teach about meds to take faithfully.
Tell those tonic clonics goodbye.
Routine blood levels, important to know
Especially when those little kids grow
Tell those tonic clonics goodbye.
Verse 1
Dilantin and Phenobarb
Valproic Acid too
Tegretol as a second med
If one drug alone won’t do.
Chorus
Therapeutic levels, a necessity
Keep Dilantin between 10 to 20
Tell those tonic clonics goodbye
It’s good to see 15 to 40 (15-40) levels
When using the drug Phenobarbital
Tell those tonic clonics goodbye
Verse 2
Good levels for Tegretol
Will range from 4 to 12 (4-12)
If higher hold, call the MD
And toxic symptoms delve.
Verse 3
Dilantin and Phenobarb
May cause deficiencies.
Suggest more folic acid foods
And increase Vitamin D.
Verse 4
Stevens-Johnson is a bad sign
A measles like rash comes.
Stop Tegretol and Dilantin
To reduce complications.
For seizure control, listen to me
Teach about meds, and give them safely.
Tell those tonic clonics goodbye.
Lice Song
(Sung to the tune: Let’s Go Fly a Kite)
Lyrics ©
Chorus
Let’s get RID of Lice
Pediculosis isn’t nice
Let’s get RID of Lice
and send them soaring
Vacuum couch, carpet, and chairs
Wash bed linens and shampoo the hair
Oh, Let’s get RID of Lice
Verse 1
When nits are on the shafts of your hair
And you itch till you think you might swear.
Shampoo once, shampoo twice
Comb out nits, their dead lice.
This will surely suffice, and get RID of your vice.
Verse 2
When you see them roaming up there
With nits stuck to the shafts of your hair
Schools will be at their wits
till you pick out all nits.
So, boil brushes and combs
RID the lice of your homes.
Repeat Chorus
Picking your Nose Can Make You Die
Darlene Franklin, RN MSN
Lyrics ©
To the tune: Old MacDonald had a Farm
Pickin your nose can make you die—Me oh Me oh My!
Brushing your teeth can make you die—Me oh Me oh My!
When your platelets are low on chemotherapy
Hundred’ thousand or less is an emergency
Shaving your skin can make you die—Me oh Me oh My!
A high PT means its easy to bleed
So teach about Coumadin and Heparin therapies
N/C O2 can make you die—Me oh Me oh My!
With DIC you quickly bleed
Fresh Frozen Plasma is what you need
Pickin your nose can make you die—Me oh Me oh My!
SHOCK Song
Lyrics ©
To the Tune: “This Old Man”
Darlene A. Franklin, RN MSN
Hypo-vo-lemic Shock
Major hemorrhage is one cause
Or dehydrated so bad that there’s no pee.
Treat STAT this emergency.
Hypo-vo-lemic Shock
Pulse and breathing rates go up
Down go temp., pulse pressure and BP
And a drop in CVP
Hypo-vo-lemic Shock
Give IV’s and treat the cause
Blood products may also be a need
Improvements seen when there’s pee.
Septic Shock, Septic Shock
Pulse and breathing rates go up
Down go the pulse pressure and BP
But a rise in temp you’ll see.
Septic Shock, Septic Shock
Give IV’s and treat the cause
Get those cultures to the lab real quick
Then start an-ti-bi-otics.
Amphotericin B
Darlene Franklin RN MSN
Lyrics ©
To the Tune: “The Addams Family”
Verse
Am-pho-ter-i-cin B
Foe of Fun-gus, You see
But’s hard on the Kid-neys..
Am-pho-ter-i-cin B
Will kill Histoplasmosis
Coccidiomycosis,
This drug’s really ferocious..
Am-pho-ter-i-cin B
Strict I & O click finger x2
Kidney functions must knowfinger x2
ALT below 60 ((note: these are liver fx tests that also need to be watched)
AST below 40
Keep IV a’flow. click finger x2
So watch for low K+ levels,
And Dig Toxic signs as well.
Catch problems before they swell.
Am-pho-ter-i-cin B
H2 Antagonists
Darlene Franklin RN MSN
Lyrics ©
To the Tune: “Jack and Jill”
Take when you dine
And drink no wine
If reflux at sleep
Take at Bedtime
- Cimetidine
- Famotidine
- Nizatidine
- Ranitidine
Daf:3/16/2009
RENAL Lab Song
Lyrics © Darlene Franklin MSN RN
Sing to “Ten Little Indians”
Respectfullydedicated to our American Indians who are unfortunately at risk for Diabetes, which can lead to Renal Failure. Keep your filtration rates great, my Friends!
Creatinine less than 1.5
Phosphorus less than 4.5
Potassium and Albumin less than 5
Sodium less than 1-4-5
Protein levels 6 to 8
8 to 10 C-a’s normal state
BUN 10 to 20 is a good fate (pronounce as “bun”)
Filtration Rate is Great
Filtration Rate is Great
Filtration Rate is Great