Hat Stand

An oak seed was planted by my ancestors,

Pulled from the earth by mother nature,

Mowed down by my grand father,

And brought by my Dad for my Mum to carve

Into a hat stand with 3 legs, 3 brain stems

And one spine.

Each night, I remove my cap

(My thinking cap)

And rest it on one of the oak brain-stems

Next to the others that people,

Soon to be patients,

Have given me

In exchange for my time.

The spine is ash and it is here that my thoughts collect.

My thoughts are ash and are my hats’ cracked vertebrae.

The back bone is designed with a desire for pressure;

Pressure that would buckle other structures,

But my Mum carved this

So it bends.

My first free hat came from a fellow,

I forget his name, but remember his distain

For any drink in a bottle

with no percentage on the label.

His sombrero unbalanced my hat stand at first.

I didn’t notice until I raised a hand coated in salt

Holding a lime and tequila for my thirst

From here, I see him searching for why

His wife walked out with a guy

From the bar he was used to drinking in.

He found the answer in a bottle of Jose Cuervo

But not until he had upturned every inch of the living room

And the children in their bedrooms.

That’s why tequila isn’t as bitter as the lime.

The third hat of mine, a trilby, wasn’t handed but landed

With pin point precision having cleared the consulting room

From the arm of a suave man in a pinstripe suit.

Name: Classified

Occupation: Classified

You could say he worked for the service of each majesty in the land

And I was astounded at his dedication to getting around.

Suffice to say, when his pants landed round his ankles

There was proof, both in the swell and smell,

That this man had been servicing Pussy Galore.

Now, whenever I have chance to find my hand placed

On a Money Penny my thinking cap reminds me of that gent’s battered trilby.

Far from inspiring, he frightens me with how tertiary syphilis can light up the brain with meningitis, general paresis, tabesdorsalis, dementia and seizure leading to coma and death.

These are the symptoms he keeps under his hat.

These are the sights blinding my thinking cap.

These are the hats my hat stand stands there to bear.

Whatever professor asked me 5 years ago

Why I decided to be a doctor;

The interviewer who begged for the reply

“Because I want to help people”

If he’d asked me why I wanted to be a medical student

I’d have said “to learn how to help people”.

Not this.

Not this…

Thing

This medicine

Whatever this thing is

We’re dishing out

Should be equal

Or different

Or better

Because with each year I’m spending gathering hats

I’m forgetting what it is to be a person,

To bend backwards

Making strangers patients and keeping patients strangers

Accepting their gifts, but not giving too much

Keeping my thinking cap on my head

And trying to adjust that of others.

A shoe box sits beside my hatstand’s three strong legs

Because it’s heavier than lead on the hat pegs.

Having been a space ship from which galaxies scatter;

Having been shelter, of canvas, for happy campers

Hiding from the bears in the forest;

Having been a racing car screeching the streets of Monaco

Outstripping the rest;

Having been a sled, a snail shell, a shield, a castle;

Having been all these things,

This box is no toy

But a promise

To a boy

Of life outside a ward.

Of life worth getting better for.

Of life worth enduring this torment.

I promised a brave little boy

An astronaut’s helmet

When he came out of his operation.

It lies,still, waiting at the foot of my hat stand

In it’s last imagined incarnation,

Whilst he lies in a coffin

An age plus 6 feet away

From the stars he played at scattering.

An oak seed was planted by my ancestors,

Pulled from the earth by mother nature,

Mowed down by my grand father,

And brought by my Dad for my Mum to carve

Into a hat stand with 3 legs, 3 brain stems

And one spine.

A spine designed to withstand great pressure

My hat stands spine’s there

To bear the adults self-afflictions

But I’m tripping

Over this shoe box.