THE FAT CAT HASH TRASH Volume 1781
NEXT RUN
RUN DATE HARE WHERE
1782 17-Nov-14 Infallible Long Gully Road
PAST RUNS FOR CAPITAL
RUN DATE HARE WHERE
1781 10-Nov-14 Scarlet Tauchert St, Weston Creek
Run Report
Unfortunately, I had more pressing matters to attend to last Monday night: buying new batteries for my Mr Buzzy, and buying some plastic vomit I spotted on special. So…you useless bunch of tits will have to do your own run report using the multiple-choice Q&As below…
By the end of Scarlet’s run, hashers:
1) Were feeling more than a touch gay
2) Were too traumatised to speak
3) Felt that some people should never be allowed to set a fucking hash run again – ever!
4) Were brought to a state of near rapture
Hashers wanted to show Scarlet what they thought of his run by:
1) Enthusiastically dry humping his leg
2) Publicly stoning him
3) Bludgeoning him to death with a piece of cutlery
4) Force-feeding him a gallon of Tun
The circle was:
1) A right royal fuck-up
2) So stoopidly tedious that I’d rather watch a bunch of stamp-collectors discussing hinges for an hour
3) Delightfully entertaining, with Weatherman displaying his usual wit and style
4) Definitely not 3)
The Hash Mash:
1) Was so delicious I had gustatory orgasms all night
2) Made my bowels turn to water – yep, my anal leakage problem is back
3) Got me admitted to the Infectious Disease ward with dysentery and Ebola, and impregnated!
4) Has left me single-handedly powering my home with the abundance of noxious flatulence I’m producing
Announcements:
Hares required Please contact Meat (Hash Trailmaster)
Thredbo weekend 14th – 16th Nov – Book now!!! Approx cost $200 (see DT). Still a few places left!
Capital Hash Haberdashery for purchase – chat with Peeping Pervert or Party Pie – Don’t forget to let the PP’s know if you’re cumming to Thredbo ASAP so that they can order right shirt size for you
Check out the RA’s Hash song sheet and sing along to some ribald hash songs! Is there any other kind?
Mighty has been ‘voluntold’ to organise next year’s Bike Wine tour…Anybody interested in being on a Hash sub-committee for this event, contact Mighty at