KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ramon
Ramon who?
Ramon noodle soup.
Mina, age 12, America
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Makeup
Makeup who?
People are trying to make up their minds!
Aliah, age 8, America
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Rida
Rida who?
Rida lot of books!
William, age 8, New Zealand
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
You're right!
Zara, age 6, England
Will you remember in a year?
Yes.
Will you remember in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember in a day?
Yes.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You forgot me already!
Perla, age 9, Canada
Jake, age 9, USA
Palak, age 9, USA
Vhairi, age 9, Scotland
Sarah, age 9, UK
Knock, knock
Who's there?
John!
John who?
Johnny Apple Seed!
John and Autumn, age 7&7
Knock, knock
Who's there?
No one is there, you're alone.
Zion, age 8, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
Amos quito just bit me, boo hoo!
Olivia, age 10, USA
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken!
Ashley, age 10, Australia
Knock, knock
Who's there?
A parrot
A parrot who?
A parrot who?
Okay, now I get it!
Bailey, age 9, New Zealand
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ask
Ask who?
Ask me!
Mia, age 8, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Mckynlee, age 8, USA
Emily, age 8, America
Vicky, age 10, USA
Malia, age 7, USA
Keke, age 8, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.
Sierra, age 12, USA
Brandon, age 8, Ireland
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in. It's raining outside!
Chelsea, age 10, S.A.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.
Faith, age 11, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep, beep!
Marlina, age 8, America
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks I prefer peanuts!
Anonymous
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Karolina, age 11, Ireland
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Butch
Butch who?
Butch you little arms around me!
Abbie, age 10, England
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn't know you were an owl!
Vivienne, age 9, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yodel-hee-
Yodel-hee-who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
GG, age 11, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Did you you say Yahoo.com?!
Tionna, age 10, USA
Angalina, age 8, USA
Angel, age 10, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a cold.
Alexandra, age 10, America
Jay Jay, age 10, USA
Anushka, age 6, USA
Anonymous, age 10, USA
Kari, age 9, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Elmo
Elmo who?
You don't know who Elmo is?!
Kaitlyn, age 10, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Stop crying and let me in!
Reagan, age 10, USA
Hannah, age 8, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupti-----
Moooooooo!
Jake, age 7, USA
Andreas , age 10, France
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you.
Haley, age 9, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
Haley, age 9, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbecue!
Ella, age 9, England
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Bo
Bo who?
That's bogus!
Tyrik, age 8, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat?
Reese, age 9, Canada
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sure would like you to open the door!
Abby, age 10, America
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Winnie
Winnie who?
Winnie The Pooh!
Daisy, age 8, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Whowho?
Who the one you're talking to?
Alex, age 9, USA
Micheal, age 10, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
Sorry, mustache!
Chloe, age 10, Scotland
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You haven't even opened the door yet!
Franki, age 10, UK
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Evan
Evan who?
Evan comes after odd.
Greg, age 55, New Zealand
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!
Meghan, age 9, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Granny
Granny who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aunt
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies!
Anna, age 11, Ireland
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Love
Love who?
Don't you love me?!
Briley and Haley, ages 11 & 9, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupt...
Arr!
Jokes, age 9, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub. It is overflowing.
Elijah, age 9, USA
Maisy, age 11, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Jacob, age 11, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Twit
Twit who?
Did anyone else hear an owl?
Patrick, age 11, Ireland
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
I'm nacho momma!
Victorya, age 7, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!
Haley, age 13, USA
Knock, knock
Come in
...
Liz, age 12, UK
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tickle
Tickle who?
Tickle you.
Lindsey, age 23, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ben and Jimmy
Ben and Jimmy who?
Ben down and Jimmy a kiss.
Bella, age 8, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Owls
Owls who?
That's correct, owls who!
Chelsea, age 11, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Alfred
Alfred who?
Alfred the needle if you sew!
Bethany, age 10, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Poll
Poll who?
Police!
Milani, age 7, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.
Fifi, age 14, America
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Time
Time who?
Time for dinner, it's getting late.
Marianne, age 9, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?!
Rosie, age 8, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
It's me!
It's me who?
It's me. Don't you remember?
Ashley, age 10, USA
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
I didn't know you were so happy to meet me!
Lia, age 7, Israel
Happy Reading!
Love, Mrs. Murrell