Math Graffiti

1.  Geometry Teachers know all the angles!

2.  Sphere Not!

3.  Life without Geometry would be pointless.

4.  or are they round?

5.  Geometers are spatial people

6.  A miss is as good as 1.62 kilometers

7.  Calculus takes it to the limit!

8.  Euler was not a petroleum product

9.  A graph is worth a thousand sets of data

10.  is sum Greek Character

11.  Topology: Why Knot?

12.  Algebraists play the field

13.  A solution that doesn’t satisfy, isnt.

14.  Percentages are one in a hundred.

15.  Formal Proof: A black tie affair

16.  Math isn’t just another four letter word

17.  Logic Lives!

18.  Natural Numbers are better for your health

19.  Decimals have a point.

20.  stirs the imagination

21.  Did Oedipus invent complex numbers?

22.  Riemann was a spaceman

23.  Zero is more than nothing

24.  A circle by any other name is just as round

25.  Calculus has its limits

26.  Support Abstract thinking

27.  Trigonometry is a sine of the times

28.  never dies… it just fades away

29.  Algebra is a radical acti

30.  Polly here or Polygon?

31.  Don’t put Descartes before the horse

32.  USDA PRIME NUMBERS

33.  Geometry is just plane fun

34.  Start counting and let me know when you get to infinity

35.  Logarithm and Blues

36.  Math teachers Make little things count

37.  Was Euclid a victim of corollary thrombosis?

38.  Polar coordinates aren’t arctic fashions

39.  Statistics means never having to say you are certain

40.  Compasses only travel in the best circles

41.  Now you secant… now you don’t

42.  Math teachers are calculating individuals

43.  Living is a school of applied probability

44.  Perfect square… a nerd who never makes a mistake

45.  Is postage required for corresponding angles?

46.  Smoking is the leading cause of statistics

47.  Thou Shalt Not Divide By Zero

48.  Thou Shalt Not Put Other Textbooks Before thee in math class

49.  Thou Shalt Show Thy Work

50.  Thou Shalt Honor The Order Of Operations

51.  Thou Shalt Not Do Thy Math Papers In Ink

52.  Thou Shalt Commit The Facts Of Arithmetic To Memory

53.  Thou Shalt Do Unto One Side Of An Equation What Thou Doest To The Other

54.  Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbors Paper

55.  Thou Shalt Study

56.  Thou Shalt Do Thine Homework, Even If Thou Thinkest Thou Knowest Thy Way To Paradise.