Jennifer: Script for Audio Excerpt

Jennifer: Script for audio excerpt

Jennifer: What time you gonna be done?

Liz: We’ll probably be like ten minutes, 15 minutes.

Jennifer: No, no. What time am I going to get my picture taken?

Liz: Well, maybe a little before two o'clock.

Jennifer: And that’s it?

Liz: Yeah. Do you like having your picture taken?

Jennifer: Mm-hm.

Liz: Yeah? You have a big smile. I was noticing your pink nails like my red nails. Do you always paint your nails?

Jennifer: I always paint my nails when I’m appropriate.

Liz: When appropriate?
Jennifer: Good behavior, good rewards. This my best year yet.

Liz: This is your best behavior year yet? Well congratulations!

Jennifer: Best year yet, this is my best year yet!

Staff: You're right.

Liz: So you have your nails painted a lot ‘cause it’s a good year.

Jennifer: Uh-huh. Bad behavior equals what? What do we always say?

Staff: What do we always say? Squat right?
Jennifer: Squat.

Liz: Squat.

Jennifer: Squat means nothing. I get nothing.
Jennifer: You like cats?
Liz: I love cats. Do you have any cats?
Jennifer: No, dog.
Liz: You have a dog?
Jennifer: No.
Liz: If you could have any pet, what kind of pet would you have?
Jennifer: Dogs are a lot of work.
Liz: Dogs are a lot of work, you're right.
Jennifer: I like dogs but I like cats better. Keep taking dogs outside, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out. I mean, I don’t want dogs.
Liz: You're right Jen. They're a lot of work.
Jennifer: They’re a lot of work. If I have any pets, I choose cats.Do you have any pets?
Liz: Yes. I have a dog named Luna.
Jennifer: How big is he?
Liz: Medium.
Jennifer: How wide?
Liz: How wide? This big, with big muscles.Like muscles.
Jennifer: What color is it?
Liz: Black with black eyes and a pink nose.
Jennifer: How many pets do you have?
Liz: Just the one.
Jennifer: Do you have any kids?
Liz: Nope, no kids. Just the dog.
Jennifer: You have a husband?
Liz: Nope, no husband. Just the dog.
Jennifer: You have no husband at all?
Liz: Nope.
Jennifer: Never married?
Liz: No, I never got married. Not yet.
Jennifer: You have any boyfriends?
Liz: Yes. Sometimes.
Jennifer: You have a boyfriend now?
Liz: No, not really. You're such a good interviewer. You are!
Staff: Say that’s OK because what are men?
Jennifer: Men are nothing but trouble!
Liz: Yes!
Staff: That’s right.
Jennifer: Men are nothing but trouble!