DICTIONARY OF EUPHEMISMS AND DYSPHEMISMS IN ENGLISH EROTICA WITH SPANISH EQUIVALENTS

Francisco Sánchez Benedito

University of Málaga

INDEX OF MAIN TOPICS

ENGLISH

1

MALE GENITALS (1.402 terms)

- Aaron’s rod

- Abraham

- accordion

- accoutrements

- ace

- ace of spades

- acorn

- Adam

- Adam’s arsenal

- Adam´s dagger

- Adam’s pajamas

- Agamennon

- agate

- Alice

- almond

- almond rock

- alligator

- ambassador

- angle

- animal

- antelope

- anvil

- apparatus

- appendage

- appliance

- arbor vitae

- archfiend

- Aries

- arm

- armor/armour

- arrow

- arsenal

- arse-opener

- arse-wedge

- assailant

- Athenaeum

- Atlas rocket

- auger

- Auld Hornie/auld hornie

- auxiliary

- awl

- baby

- baby gherkin

- baby’s arm

- baby-maker

- bacon

- bag and baggage

- bag boy

- bag of tricks

- bagpipe

- bald-headed candidate

- bald-headed hermit

- bald-headed mouse

- baloney

- balls and bat/bat and balls

- banana

- banger

- barber’s sign

- barge pole

- barrel of the gun

- basket

- basket for days

- bat

- bat and balls

- batter

- battering piece

- battering ram

- battle-ship

- bauble/bawble

- bayonet

- bazooca

- beak

- bean

- bean-shooter

- beanstalk /beanpole

- bean-tosser

- beard-splitter

- beast

- beaver lever

- bed flute

- bee

- beef

- beefcake

- beef-steak

- beer can

- bell-end

- bell-rope

- belly

- belly-ruffian

- best friend, my

- best leg of three

- best part of man

- Bethlehem steel

- bicho

- big boa

- big brother

- big fella

- big foot Joe

- big honcho

- big man on campus

- big Steve

- big stick

- bilbo

- bill

- billie

- bingy/bingey

- bird

- birdie

- bishop

- bit

- black pudding

- blade

- blind

- blind Bob, old

- blind eye that weeps

- block and tackle

- bloke who enlisted with one

- blow stick

- blowtorch

- bludgeon (club)

- blue cherry

- blue steeler

- blue veined junket pumper

- blueskin

- blue-veined meaty shaft

- blue-veined steak

- blue-veined trumpet

- blunt end

- bobtail

- bodini

- bodkin

- body’s captain, my

- bologna

- bolt

- bone

- bonfire

- bore

- borer

- bow

- bowl

- bowsprit

- bracmard

- broadsword

- broom

- broomstick /broomhandle

- brute-machine

- bubblehead

- buddy

- budget

- budini

- bugle

- bulb

- bull

- bum-tickler

- bungpeg

- burrito

- bush-beater

- bush-whacker

- business

- butcher

- butter-knife

- button

- buttonhole worker

- caber

- cachiporra

- cadulix

- Canadian bacon

- canary

- candle

- candy stick

- cane

- cannon

- Captain Standish

- carbine

- carnal member

- carnal parts

- carnal stump

- carrot

- Casey

- catso /catzo

- cauda

- cavalier

- Cecil

- centerpiece

- centre of his virility

- chanson

- chanticleer

- Charles the bald

- Charlie/charlie

- cherry-splitter

- Chester

- chicken

- chicken neck

- child-getter

- chink-stopper

- choad

- chopper

- Chuck

- chum

- clava

- cleat

- cleaver

- clothes prop

- club

- cock

- cock of death

- cock robin

- cockerel

- cod’s head

- codpiece

- column

- column of ivory

- commodity

- concern

- coney-borow-ferret

- conger

- copperstick/copper stick/copper-stick

- coral branch/ branch of coral

- corey/corie

- Corsican

- coupling bat

- cracker

- crack-hunter /crack-haunter

- cracksman

- crank

- cranny-hunter

- creamstick

- crimson bird

- crimson chitterling

- crook

- crooked staff

- crotch

- crozier

- cuckoo

- cucumber

- cudgel

- cue

- culty-gun

- cum cobra

- cunny burrow ferret

- cunny catcher

- cunt-stabber

- Cupid’s arbor

- Cupid’s dart

- Cupid’s torch

- custard chucker

- custom’s-house officer

- customs officer

- cutlass

- cutty-gun

- Cyclop

- Cyprian sceptre

- dagger

- dang

- dangle

- dangly bits

- dard

- dart

- dart of love

- dart of Venus

- dead rabbit

- dead worm

- dearest bodily part

- dearest member

- dearest morsel

- deer

- derrick

- destroyer

- device

- devil

- diamond

- dibble

- dick

- Dick/Dicky

- dickey/dicky/dickie

- dickory dock

- Dicky Jones

- diddle

- dildo

- dill

- dillie/dilly

- ding/dinger

- ding-a-ling

- dingbat

- ding-dong

- ding doorum

- dinghy

- dingle-dangle

- dingus

- dink

- dinkie

- dinosaur

- diplomat

- dipshit

- dipstick

- dirk

- distaff

- diver

- dobber

- Doctor Johnson

- dodad

- dofunny

- dog

- dohickey

- dohicky

- dohinger

- dojigger

- dojiggie/dojiggum

- dolphin

- dolly

- Dom Cypriano

- dong

- donger

- donkey

- doob

- doodad

- doodle

- dooflicker

- doohickey

- doover

- dork

- dough

- down below

- down there

- down-leg

- downstairs

- dragon

- dribbling dart of love

- driveshaft

- drumstick

- dummy

- dust cover for cunt

- earthworm

- eel

- egghead

- Elmer Pudd

- end

- end-piece

- enemy

- engine

- English sentry

- equipment

- essential part

- eternal disturber of the peace

- Excalibur

- extension cord

- external disturber of the peace

- eye-hole

- eye opener

- faithful servant

- falchion

- faloral faldiddle faloorum

- family organ

- fancy-work

- fang

- father confessor

- fellow

- ferret

- ferry

- fiddle-bow

- fiddle-stick /fiddling-stick

- fifth limb

- finest tobacco pipe

- finger

- firebrand

- firecracker

- firelock

- firing-piece

- fish

- fishing-rod

- fixed bayonet

- flagpole

- flagstaff

- flapdoodle

- flapper

- flashlight

- flat tire

- flêche

- flesh

- fleshly parts

- floater

- flounder

- flute

- foe

- foil

- fool maker

- fool sticker

- forefinger

- foreman

- fornicating-engine/-member/-tool

- fornicator

- fox

- Frank /frank

- Fred

- Freddie

- friend

- frigamajig

- Fritz

- frog

- fruit and veg

- fruit basket

- fruit for the monkeys

- fuck muscle

- fuck pole

- fucker

- fuckstick

- funstick

- gadget

- gadso

- gaff

- gallant wimble

- galloper

- game-cock

- gap-stopper/stop-gap

- garden-engine

- garden hose

- gardener

- garrote

- gaying instrument

- gear

- gear stick

- gem

- general

- General Custer

- generation/generating tool

- Genghis Khan

- genital organs

- genital zone

- genital(s)

- genitalia

- gentleman

- George

- German helmet

- gherkin

- giant

- giblets

- giggle-stick/giggle stick

- giggling-pin

- gimlet

- gimmick

- Giorgio

- Gipsy Joe

- girlometer

- gladius

- gland

- glans/glans penis

- glory

- gnarled tree trunk

- goat

- God’s revenge on a woman

- godgiven groover

- gold-digger

- goldfish

- goober

- good buddy

- goods

- goose’s-neck

- gopher

- gourd

- goytoy

- grannie

- gravy-giver

- great man

- grinding-tool

- gristle

- groceries

- groin

- groyne

- guerrilla

- gully-raker

- gun

- gut-stick

- hacker

- hair-divider /hair-splitter

- halberd /halbert

- half a cob

- hambone

- Hamlet

- hammer

- Hampton

- Hampton Wick

- handstaff

- hang up/hanging Johnny

- hang-down

- hanger

- Hank

- happy fella

- haricot

- harpoon

- harquebusier

- Harry

- Harvey

- hatchet

- haulkin

- he

- he who must be obeyed

- headlight

- heart

- helmet

- hermit

- hermit in a cave

- hero

- hey nonny-nonny

- hickey/hicky/hickie

- hickory dock

- him

- himself

- His Excellency

- His Highness

- hoe-handle

- hog

- holy iron

- Holy Kee-rist

- holy poker

- Holy Sacrament

- holy thistle

- honey-pot cleaver

- honker

- hook

- Horatio

- horn

- horn of pleasure

- horn of plenty

- horse

- horsemeat

- hose

- hot dog

- hot fish

- hot pudding

- hot rod/ hot stick

- howitzer

- huntsman’s arrow

- husband of nature

- husky

- IBM (itty bitty meat)

- ice-cream machine

- ID

- idol

- implement

- impudence

- inch of mutton

- instrument

- instrument of pleasure

- intimate parts

- Irish horse

- Irish root

- Irish toothpick

- iron

- iron dart

- it

- JT

- Jack/jack

- Jack in the box

- Jack Robinson

- Jacob

- Jacques /Jacque’s /Jaques

- jang

- jargonelle

- Jason

- Jean-Claude

- jelly bag/jelly-bag

- jelly-roll

- jerk town

- jerking iron

- jesuit

- jewel

- jewel for the ladies

- Jewish National

- Jezebel

- jigger

- jiggling-bone

- Jim dog

- jock

- jockam

- jockum

- Jocky/jocky/jockey/jockie

- John/john

- John Goodfellow

- John Henry

- John Henry Longfellow

- John Thomas

- John Thursday

- John Willie

- Johnny /Johnnie /johnny /johnnie

- Johnson/ johnson

- joint

- Jones/ jones

- joy bone

- joy prong

- joyknob

- joystick/joy-stick

- juice dealer

- Julius Caesar

- junior

- justum

- kazoo

- kennedy

- kennel-raker

- key

- kidney-scraper/kidney-wiper

- King Kong

- king member

- king of clubs

- king pin

- Kingdom of Heaven

- kit

- knack

- knife

- knob

- knock

- knocker

- Kojak

- kolbassa

- labourer of nature

- lad

- ladies’ delight/ladies’ treasure

- ladies’ friend

- ladies’ lollipop

- ladies’ plaything

- lady-ware

- lamb

- lamp of life

- lance

- lance in rest

- lance of love

- langolee

- larydoodle

- Lazarus

- leather-stretcher

- leg

- lemon

- length

- lever

- life-preserver

- limb

- lingam /linga

- lion

- lip-splitter

- liquorice stick

- little boy blue

- little brother

- little buddy

- little Davy

- little Elvis

- little finger

- little friend

- little guy

- little guy with the German helmet

- little one

- little pinkie

- little thing

- little Weese

- little Willie/Willy

- live rabbit

- live sausage

- live wire

- liver-turner

- living flute

- lizard

- loaded gun, a

- lob

- lob-cock

- lob-prick

- lobster

- log

- loins

- lollypop /lollipop

- long John

- long Tom

- Longfellow

- Lord, the

- lot, one’s

- Lou

- love bone

- love-dart

- love gun/love -gun

- love-log

- love machine/ love-machine

- love muscle

- love popsicle

- love pump

- lovesteak

- love torpedo

- love truncheon

- love-tool

- love wand/love-wand

- love’s picklock

- low neck and short sleeve

- lower parts

- lower person

- lower stomach

- Lucy

- luggage

- lullaby

- lung-disturber

- lust-log

- lusty andouille

- machine

- machinery

- mad Mick

- maggot

- magic(al) wand

- mahoonie

- male ego

- male genital organ

- male member

- male organ

- male pudendum

- mallee root

- man Thomas, (my)

- man’s tackle

- manhood

- manliness

- man-machine

- man-meat/ manmeat

- man-root

- manwurst

- marriage gear

- marrow

- marrow bone and cleaver

- marrow-pudding

- masculine part

- master John Thursday

- master of ceremonies

- master tool

- masterpiece

- mate

- Mathew

- matrimonial peacemaker

- Max

- maypole

- meat

- meat and pickles

- meat and two veg

- meat hook

- meat microphone

- meat whistle

- meat-log

- meat puppet

- member

- member for Cockshire, the

- mentula

- mentule

- merchandise

- merrymaker

- Mick

- Mickey

- middle finger

- middle leg

- middle stump

- milkman

- miracle-meat

- mister

- Mister Johnson

- Mister Jones

- Mister Nicefoot

- Mister Sausage

- Mister Tom

- moby

- Moby Dick

- modigger

- modiwort /modiewark /modiewart

- mole

- monk

- monkey

- monster

- monument

- morsel

- Mortimer

- most precious part

- mountain

- mouse

- mouse mutton

- mouse-dagger

- mowdiwort/mowdiwark

- Mr Happy

- Mr Microphone

- Mr Penis

- Mr Wang

- muscle

- muscle of love

- musket

- mule

- mutinous member

- mutton

- mutton-dagger

- my best friend

- my friend

- my little friend

- my special friend

- nag

- naggie

- nail

- naked weapon

- nasty

- natural member

- natural parts

- natural places

- naturalia

- naturals

- nature

- nature’s husband

- nature’s masterpiece

- nature’s scythe

- naughty bits

- nearsighted

- Nebuchadnezzar

- necessaries

- needle

- needle dick

- needle’s point

- nervous cane

- nether parts

- nether regions

- Netherlands, the

- nethers

- nice little piece of possibility

- night-stick

- Nimrod

- nine-inch knocker

- nippy

- nob

- nobler/noblest part(s)

- noodle

- nose

- nozzle

- nudger

- nut

- nuts and bolt

- oak

- oar

- old Adam

- old baldy

- old boy, the

- old chap, the

- old faithful, the

- old faithless, the

- old feller

- old fellow, the

- Old Frizzle

- old Hornington

- old horny /horney

- old man, the

- old Pedro

- old slimy

- Oliver Twist

- Omar

- one of the nine gates of the Holy City

- one-eyed boy with his shirtsleeves rolled up

- one-eyed brother

- one-eyed mattress mamba

- one-eyed milkman

- one-eyed monster

- one-eyed snake

- one-eyed trouser snake

- one-eyed trouser-trout

- one-eyed worm

- one-holed flute