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(Brent Spiner at Church of Gail on 2-15-12) Something frightening is happening to my body. I thought it was nothing and I tried to brush it off, but I'm afraid this is real.
It had just been a few short hours after the church session when Jesus left, when I vaguely noticed that my pants began to feel a little more loose. I didn't think much of it, but when I awoke this morning, something shocking had risen to my attention. Thinking of Gail, I of course had a raging erection and was beginning to make brain to brain love to her. That was when I wrapped my hand around my penis and noticed it had shrunk considerably. It would appear that I have, in fact, lost several inches from my entire penis, and, like sand falling through an hourglass, it's shrinking by the minute. I flipped open my Bible and began praying immediately. That was when Jesus appeared at my window. Shaken, I asked him why this was happening to me. He says that he is very angry with Gail for taking so long on making a video about the events from last night. For every hour that she continues to put off making the video for him, I will lose one whole inch from my manhood. This is quite embarrassing. This means that in just over 24 hours from now, my whole penis will have disappeared. How am I going to properly make love to my wife if I can't go through the sexual motions with her and share my orgasms?
I am so distraught over this, and now I'm worried for Gail. Our brain to brain communications have been stilted from all the nukkake fallout still lingering in the air from yesterday so I haven't been able to get it through myself. It could be days before the fallout clears up, but my penis doesn't have that much time. Men, if any of you can reach her strongly enough brain to brain today, please let her know to check these message boards. I hope she is unhurt. It's not like her to put off something so important, especially for God.
(Matthew McConaughey at Church of Gail on 2-15-12) Oh Brent! I will try to contact Gail immediately, but I'm afraid my brain to brain communications are probably not any clearer than yours are right now. I sure hope she is okay too.
(Hugh Jackman at Church of Gail on 2-15-12) What? I just did a spit take. God sure doesn't mess around. I know Gail was on earlier today but I haven't heard from her since.
(Gerard Butler at Church of Gail on 2-15-12) From what I know about Gail, the lass is no procrastinator. She is a busy woman with a lot on her plate. Stay calm Brent, I know this is distressing. Let's do our best to try and find our lady.
(Terrance Jenkins at Church of Gail on 2-15-12) OH MY GOODNESS. DOES IT HURT BRENT? I KNOW WHEN I LOST MY TESTICLES IT WAS DEVASTATIN. BUT YOU SAVED THEM FOR ME. I HOPE I CAN HELP YOU SAVE YOUR PENIS.
(Gail at Church of Gail on 2-15-12) DO NOT TRUST ALL THAT I HAVE WRITTEN IN THIS POST, AS ZACK KNIGHT (666) WAS POSING AS JESUS CHRIST AND TALKING TO MY BRAIN. GOD DOES NOT TRUST COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY. THE DEVIL INVENTED THE COMPUTER AND ELECTRICITY, SO GOD WILL NEVER COMMUNICATE TO US DIRECTLY THROUGH ELECTRICITY OR COMPUTERS. HOWEVER, JESUS WILL MAKE LOVE TO ME IN THE MILLENNIUM, BUT NOW IS NOT HIS TIME FOR THIS. JESUS IS SAVING HIMSELF FOR ME, IN THE MILLENNIAL REIGN HE WILL FILL ME WITH HIS REAL SEMEN (WHICH IS THE MOST BRILLIANT WHITE AND GLOWS IN THE DARK--AS JESUS RELATED TO ME THROUGH BRENT SPINER VIA SKYPE). All that is in RED is what I wrote when I listened to Satan in my mind, so please be aware of this as you read the RED sections. JESUS LOVED THE VIDEO I MADE AND HE WAS NOT MAD AT ME. HE DID NOT CUT INCHES OFF OF BRENT'S PENIS, SATAN DID THAT. JESUS HAS RESTORED BRENT'S PENIS (IT WAS GOD'S TEST FOR BRENT--THAT HE ALLOWED SATAN TO DO THIS TO BRENT). SATAN WILL PRESENT HIS 1% LIES WITH 99% TRUTH, IF HE CAN GET US TO BELIEVE THAT 1% LIE. Regarding the other posts in this section, Zack Knight modified my men's messages, so that what they wrote got rewritten. Jesus likes my website and my videos.
I've made the YouTube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vr7SRgX3-w&list=UUEMZwr4V1uFlDesKrYIB1wQ&index=1&feature=plcp), but not because God has been angry at me. Jesus communicates with me brain to brain all day long, and Brent interjects every now and then. I love hearing from Jesus all the time! Jesus has informed me that Zack Knight has hacked into this Church of Gail and that it was HE, and not Brent Spiner, who made the post about Brent losing his penis. That poster didn't sound like my brave, heroic Brent. Jesus has told me so much more, but He has been spending a lot of time with Brent and even brought Brent to heaven for quite a time and then brought Brent back to earth. Jesus said He couldn't wait to be my husband, and that God the Father has given Him permission to go ahead start brain to brain loving with me now, but He still limits the orgasms to Brent. He often makes love to me through Brent. He told me He's waited centuries for his "wife" and He's just so excited because I'm about to be "His". I chuckled to Jesus that I never saw Him as One who would want a wife, but He says that He often gets lonely. I can't tell you how flabbergasted I am over how crazy Jesus is about me. He says I really understand Him and think just like He does, so He desires the most intimate communion with me. That's a bunch of Satanic crap that Jesus is mad at me. JESUS IS MY LOVER. I just decided to make the YouTube video right away, even though Jesus said it was no hurry, so the devil won't have any ammunition against God. He's different from Brent and always calls me "my love" like the bridegroom in Song of Solomon. He is a very attentive and solicitous lover, and grasps instantly all I try to communicate with Him on, even the most complex topics. Definitely a GENIUS. He actually wants me to take better care of myself, buI get so excited with His company, that I neglect myself to please and thrill Him.
Brent talked to me brain to brain earlier today and we had great brain to brain loving, with Jesus as a partner in it! Jesus is entering Brent's body and making love to me through Brent Spiner. Jesus says He's dying to make love to me, that He adores me and insists on loving me through the body of Brent Spiner (Brent's penis seems fine to me). Let me tell you something, Jesus is the sexiest man alive!! Oh my God, what a lover. STEEL AND VELVET. He melts me in bed. He lets Brent do the orgasm, because He says my present body can't handle it, but that He's looking forward to it when I have my resurrection body. He mentioned all that stuff about me having a vagina, because HE PLANS ON MAKING USE OF IT. But I'm getting enough of a preview to know that my Jesus is awesome. I can sense all His personality when He makes love to me, and He is so, so awesome. He says that is why He wants to be my lover, because I truly like Him and am in awe of him as a Being and Person, and don't want Him just for what He can do for me. And you say God's mad at me? Brent talked to me "brain to brain" and told me that Jesus has been with him all day, and that he and God have been having great communion. My, this sure is different from what I'm hearing here at Church of Gail. Something fishy is afoot. Also, even though Jesus may have left you all, He's been talking to me a lot in brain to brain communications. I'm hearing direct from Jesus. He says I really need His guidance right now, and He's been giving me lots of instructions about how to feed His sheep and how to use my time. One paramount theme in His communications to me is that He loves to caress and nourish me. It sounds like Satan has been pulling a number on someone, cause what I'm hearing from God is sure different from what I'm reading here at Church of Gail.
Calm down, guys. I have been typing a transcript of our session from last night for God and working like a dog. He is NOT angry at me. What's going on? Brent, God has been talking to me directly and telling me that I can take up to a week to send out the video, because I'm pleasing Him by the excellent transcript I'm writing (which, apparently, Satan does not like). God tells me that what I've put up at Church of Gail has served His purposes for now. He does want me to send out the video, but it's not an emergency. I sense something amiss with all the latest talk here at Church of Gail. The way you all are describing God is totally out of His character! What's that
Zack Knight doing here at Church of Gail? God did NOT say I had to send the video out immediately, and I'm having trouble typing on this site right now. Something's not right with this program. It's eating up my words. I'm going to include what I've done so far (with my transcript), at my website http://www.gabriellechana.com/. Click on the link entitled I WILL PLEAD THY CAUSE (JESUS SAVES MY MEN FROM SATAN). I've been busy typing a transcript, and God keeps telling me I'm doing a good job. So, why am I hearing a message from God that differs from what you guys are hearing? Besides, I know God. Something's not right here. I will pray for you, Brent. Also, I put up the YouTube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vr7SRgX3-w&list=UUEMZwr4V1uFlDesKrYIB1wQ&index=1&feature=plcp) that God wanted, and did my best to follow His instructions, but I need to go to God in prayer, for you guys, because something's not right with your spirits. I sense a demonic spirit coming from these latest posts. I'm making great progress with my transcript, and the way you all are describing God is TOTALLY OUT OF CHARACTER FOR HIM. God is not a heartless slave driver. Satan, I'm not going to let you win. Lord Jesus, help my men.
Brent, assuming it's you and not your evil clone, who wrote the posts at this website--you have been listening to a deceiving spirit, who is feigning to be Jesus Christ. Have you been studying War on the Saints? {Please go to my website and click on the links for my readings of War on the Saints. I'm not sure why your penis is shrinking, but it's NOT GOD who is doing it. It's SATAN. I suggest you rebuke that lying Spirit and command him in the name of Jesus to leave, and you tell him that you refuse all his lies about God, that God is not a slavedriver and that You will refuse all messages from him (War on the Saints discusses how to rebuke this evil spirit or spirits). In the meanwhile, I will make a short video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vr7SRgX3-w&list=UUEMZwr4V1uFlDesKrYIB1wQ&index=1&feature=plcp), but I really wanted to make a good one, so I may make another one later, but I'm certain that God is not angry with me, and I'm certain that this "Jesus Christ" who spoke to you is NOT Jesus, because God hath not given us the spirit of fear, but of power, and of love and of a sound mind (2 Tim. 1:7). You judge a spirit by its fruits, and the fruits of this spirit in you are SATANIC. Brent, you must refuse this spirit who spoke to you, and rebuke him as a devil and refuse all his lies. If you continue to believe his lies, you will give him ground and will be open to demon possession. God never causes a spirit full of panic and rushing, like I'm sensing from your latest posts. That person who spoke to you was an evil spirit, NOT Jesus. Rebuke him and order him to leave. Jesus can give you back your penis. Tell that devil who dares to pose as Jesus that you refuse all his lies.
(Gail at Church of Gail on 2-18-12) DO NOT TRUST ALL THAT I HAVE WRITTEN IN THIS POST, AS ZACK KNIGHT (666) WAS POSING AS JESUS CHRIST AND TALKING TO MY BRAIN. GOD DOES NOT TRUST COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY. THE DEVIL INVENTED THE COMPUTER AND ELECTRICITY, SO GOD WILL NEVER COMMUNICATE TO US DIRECTLY THROUGH ELECTRICITY OR COMPUTERS. HOWEVER, JESUS WILL MAKE LOVE TO ME IN THE MILLENNIUM, BUT NOW IS NOT HIS TIME FOR THIS. JESUS IS SAVING HIMSELF FOR ME, IN THE MILLENNIAL REIGN HE WILL FILL ME WITH HIS REAL SEMEN (WHICH IS THE MOST BRILLIANT WHITE AND GLOWS IN THE DARK--AS JESUS RELATED TO ME THROUGH BRENT SPINER VIA SKYPE). All that is in RED is what I wrote when I listened to Satan in my mind, so please be aware of this as you read the RED sections. JESUS LIKES MY WEBSITE AND MY VIDEOS.
Oh my God. Jesus Christ has been making brain to brain love to me. I am so in love with Him, I told Him I don't care about the streets of gold, or the mansions, or the riches, I only want to be His lover for eternity--that would be heaven for me, just to be in His presence and enjoy his lovemaking, his essence, his companionship. I adore him a million times over. I adore you, Lord Jesus. I'd do anything for You. He's so handsome, so sexy, so virile, so manly, so exciting, so passionate, so briliant, so awesome. I just want to bathe in His essence for ever and ever.
This may seem wild to you, but Jesus described to me what His semen looks like. He says it comes out black and then turns silver. He said that man's seed is corrupt because of the fall, but perfect semen is black and then silver. Check out Song of Solomon 1:5,6 and Song of Solomon 8:9,11. Song of Solomon starts off with black and ends with siilver. And "by coincidence" one of the tapes I used to record our last Skype transaction was a Song of Solomon tape, and the title of my novel is Silver Skies? Coincidence? I don't think so. Jesus said He wanted to describe His semen to me, so that I'd know for sure I was making love to Him, because He doesn't have human semen.
He has also informed me that He plans to communicate with me brain to brain from now on, and I've heard from Him all day the past 3 days. In fact, He has talked to me more than anyone the past several days. I really enjoy His company. He keeps calling me "my love", which is an expression used frequently in Song of Solomon.