1. Wally World
Wal-Mart has set up an establishment on the corner of Baltic and Mediterranean Avenues. In exchange for the land, Wal-Mart pays the owner $300.
2. In Da Hood
As a result of the kind hospitality exhibited by the owner of the light blue property, the Columbian drug lords “take care of some problems” for the owner. The owner collects $400.
3. Subway Musician
The owner of St. Charles Place has granted a subway musician permission to jam out some blues on the local tracks. In response to your courtesy, the musician pays the owner $500.
4. Money DOES Grow on Trees
The money tree growing by the fence separating New York Avenue and the Free Parking lot fruits, dropping some of its precious buds on the ground beyond the fence. The owner of New York collects $600.
5. A Tragic Loss
The owner of Illinois’s Uncle Dad has passed away, leaving the owner the executor to his massive estate. The owner collects $700.
6. Bush’s Best Friend
The owner of MarvinGardens has discovered oil on the property. The owner collects $1000.
7. A Cure Has Been Found!
After years of research, the scientists employed by North Carolina have grown a special species of dandelions that cures cancer. The owner collects $300 from every player.
8. Enron meets Monopoly
The owner of Boardwalk and Parkplace has been lying on quarterly revenue reports for the past 10 years. Seeing that stocks have grown considerably in the past month, the owner decides to sell his/her shares, taking double his/her present money from the bank.
9. A Fantastic Invention
The Electric Company has invented a new household power generator. Each player pays $150 to the owner of the utility.
10. Dry Spell
As there are no natural sources of water in Monopoly, the owner of the Water Works decides to take advantage of his/her fellow citizens. The owner creates a shortage, thus allowing a drastic price increase. All players pay the owner $100. If the utility is not owned, the money goes to free parking.
11. You’re not in Heaven Yet, Sonny!
On a quiet Thursday night, you and a loved one fall asleep in a park. At the most untimely moment, your chronic case of sleep-walking takes over, and you find yourself wandering the streets aimlessly. You awake to a bright light at the end of a tunnel. However, to your dismay, the light is not heaven, it is a train. Move your piece to the nearest railroad and pay the owner $300.
12. Everybody, SCATTER!!!
There is a drug bust on the Baltic and Mediterranean Avenue properties. The owner(s) pay $200 and go directly to jail.
13. Back In Da Hood
The owner of the light blue properties has been caught fostering Columbian drug lords. The owner is sent directly to jail. Bail is increased to $200.
14. Bustin’ Outta that Joint
Early in the morning, the resident chain gang starts a revolt, causing an all out jail break. The convicts invade St. Charles Place, trashing and looting the establishment. Any additions are lost and the property becomes mortgaged. Additionally, the owner loses $200 to the thieves.
15. Damn those kids!
A somewhat misguided teenager has been doing donuts in the Free Parking Lot for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, he loses control of his vehicle and ends up in the lobby of New York Avenue’s finest establishments. New York Avenue loses half of its additions. If it is not developed, it becomes mortgaged.
16. We Are Gathered Today…
The owner of Illinois’s daughter has married her second cousin, and you are forced to pay for the wedding. The owner loses $400.
17. A Little Spring
Oil has sprung up on MarvinGardens, causing significant damage to the property. The owner must pay $600 for clean up and animal relocation.
18. An Uncontrollable Growth:
Something has gone wrong during plant experimentation on the Pennsylvania, North Carolina, and Pacific Avenue properties. Each of the three properties loses two houses. If two houses have not been built, the properties become mortgaged.
19. 1930’s Revisited
Things have been going well in the land of Monopoly, especially for the owner of Boardwalk and Parkplace. Seeing such joy infuriates the devil. For his own enjoyment, the devil toys with the records of the MBSE (Monopoly Board Stock Exchange), causing it to crash. The owner of Boardwalk and Parkplace is found guilty of sabotage, and is forced to pay each player $200. Additionally, the owner is sent to jail.
20. Lights Out:
The workers at the Power Company go on strike, leaving the nuclear reactors unattended. A nuclear meltdown occurs, forcing the owner of the utility to make a quick decision. Will the owner give in to the union to prevent catastrophe, or will greed prevail? The owner rolls a die. If a number less than 4 is rolled, the owner gives in to the union, paying $50 to each player and averting complete reactor failure. If a 4 or greater is rolled, the greedy SOB is held responsible for a nuclear disaster and must pay $100 to each player for emotional distress, plus $400 to charity to assist habitat restoration. If the Power Company is not owned, the bank pays.
21. Surf on Turf:
There was an explosion at the Water Works utility early in the evening. If the utility is owned, the owner must pay $100 to each player for emotional distress. If the utility is not owned, only $50 to each player will be paid by the bank.
22. This is a Stick Up!
Bandits have taken control of the railroad closest to you and are holding you hostage. The owner of the railroad must pay the bandits a ransom fee of $200. Additionally, you receive $100 from the owner to cover medical treatment.
23. Train Ticket
Take a ride on the railroad of your choice, free of charge.
24. Business Insurance
As the intelligent business person that you are, you decide to invest in insurance so as to prevent total financial destitution in the event of any business related accidents. Pay $300 or 20% for any business related accidents.
25. Home Owners’ Insurance
In order to protect you houses from the atrocities of an earthquake, the possibility of an accident, or the problems caused by an occasional bombing, you have invested in home owners insurance. Pay $300 or 20% to recover from any loss of property.
26. Spring Cleaning
While vacuuming your house, you find a dollar and a scratch ticket in your couch. Take a dollar from the bank and roll the dice. Take 10 times the amount rolled from the bank.
27. A Rather Unusual Investment
You have pawned a stuffed shark. Collect $20.
28. Car Jacking
You have taken control of a poor Indian dude’s taxi and picked up an unsuspecting player. Bring a player of your choice with you to the location of your choice. He or she must pay rent on any property he or she is brought to. Then, go to jail.
Note: Property may not be purchased while this card is in play.
29. You’re Going to WHACK ME?!?!
The mafia owes you a favor, and you’ve got souls on your mind. If you have your own soul, congratulations, you just became the proud owner of another one! If not, the tortured soul goes to the devil and you collect the $500. In either case, go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
30. Monopoly Make-A-Wish:
You have SA, and everybody feels sorry for you. As you probably only have 24 hours left to live, you are entitled to the money in the free parking space. If there is no money in the free parking space, take $200 from the bank, advance to Go, and take another $200. In either case, also take $20 from each player.
NOTE: You are cured from SA at the end of your turn.
31. Who Needs Practice Tests?
You have gained possession of the SAT answer sheet and are selling it out to the public. Collect $100 from every player.
32. Life’s a Gamble
The other players have decided to bid $100 each on your game of Russian roulette. Roll a die. If you roll a one, send your soul directly to hell; do not collect $500. Also, pay each player $100 for losing. If you do not have your soul, go directly to jail. If you roll anything else, collect the $100 from each player.
33. A Quick Way Out
Go to Jail Free. Steal $200 and a lollipop from a lost little boy along the way.
34. Bank Robbery:
You and a player of your choice hold up the bank. Each of the bank robbers must roll the dice. If either of the robbers roll less than an 8, the two go directly to Jail; they do not pass Go; they do not collect $200. Otherwise, each robber collects $500.
35. Organ Donor?
You are short on cash and need a quick way to get a few bucks. You decide, being the intelligent person you are, to sell all of your organs on the black market. Collect $300.
36. A Perfect Crime…
You have gotten away with murdering a poor, innocent resident of one of your properties. Collect $500 for selling his soul to the devil.
37. You little thief!
The banker has been charged and convicted of embezzlement. The banker is to roll the dice and take 100x the amount rolled from the bank. Then, go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
38. A Profitable Arrangement
An architect marries into your family. As a courtesy, he offers to build all of your houses for half the price set by the Monopoly Institution for the Construction of Certain Death. (This card is a keeper)
39. It is a sign from the Gods!!!
Repossess your soul free of charge. (This card may be played during any turn)
40. Deal with the devil
Due to your flourishing success in Monopoly-Capitalism, the devil has approached you with a promising deal. For $250, you can gain possession of all of the souls he presently possesses. As you are a successful businessman, you agree to the deal. If the devil does not possess any souls, you have become one of the many people to be cheated by the devil, and lose the $250.
41. Don’t Wanna Pay?
Have you landed on somebody else’s property? Is it worth a LOT? Don’t really wanna pay? Then bomb it! All additions are lost and the property becomes mortgaged. While you’re at it, steal 20% of the establishment’s owner’s money. Once this card has been put in action, the user must roll both dice. If the roll totals between 8 and 10 inclusively, flee the scene of the crime successfully. If you roll less than 8, go directly to jail; do not pass Go; do not collect $200; the police found you picking your nose behind the bushes bordering the scene. If you roll more than 10, go directly to jail; do not pass Go; do not collect $200. While you were attempting to escape, the police chopper conveniently flying directly above the scene of the crime spotted your vehicle as you were tearing through a school zone at 140 mph.
If you go to jail, you must return half of the money you stole. This card can be played during any turn.
42. Turf War
Times are hard in lands of Monopoly and the impressionable youth has become bored. Gangs have been established, each one fighting with the other. Challenge a gang (player) of your choice to a duel, ghetto style. Each gang rolls the dice three times. The gang with the highest total roll has busted some mad caps, yo, and is allowed to take a property from the losing gang. If this property happens to belong to a monopolized set, the winning gang takes the whole set.
43. Dialectical Materialism
The capitalist nation of Monopoly has been overthrown and replaced by a socialist state. All players return their money to the bank. Each player then receives a $500, two $100, one $50, four $20, four $10, three $5, and five $1.
44. 5 Year Plan:
The SocialistState’s 5-Year-Plan begins. All developable property is reduced/increased to 2 houses.
45. Street Racer
Each player goes to Go without collecting $200. Each player then rolls the dice, racing toward Go. The first player to make it collects the free parking money. Rent does not apply for the duration of the race.
46. A cold winter night
It is a cold winter night, and you have recently contracted a cold virus. You sneeze, but nobody blesses you. Your soul is sent directly to hell. Do not collect $500.
47. An Earth-Shattering Revelation:
An earthquake has occurred, obliterating all houses/hotels belonging to the row currently occupied by the reader of this card. Good timing, no? All properties affected become mortgaged, and property holders do not receive monetary compensation.
48. Just Nuke It.
The communist nation bordering the land of Monopoly has acquired weapons of mass destruction and wants to test their effectiveness. A bomb is dropped in the center of Monopoly land, causing all additions to be lost and all properties to be mortgaged.
49. This Can’t Be Happening
Don’t like your roll? Try it again! (Can be played during any turn)