CRABBAGE SNATCH OPEN 2009...
THE TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION…
In 2009 we will have Crabbage Snatch 23
...but did you know…?
2/3= .666 the number of the beast
The New York Yankees won the World Series 23 times
The Uranium isotope used in Nuclear bombs is U235
George W's IQ is 23 as well as the number of constitutional violations he championed.
AOL chat rooms only allow 23 people at a time
In the film Airport, the mad bomber has seat 23
The first night Hackett erected the Castro, he had 23 visitors- all left satisfied.
There are exactly 23 characters, numbers and letters, on the face of all U.S. coins
Every 23rd wave crashing on a beach averages twice the size as normal
In the film Airplane II, the name of the spaceship is XR-2300
23 is the number of hairs left on Gary Vought's head.
230 people died in the conspiracy plagued TWA flight 800 disaster
The Unabomber killed or wounded 23 people
The address of the Freemasons lodge in Stafford, England, is 23 Jaol Rd. In New York City it's on 23rd St.
Sarkisian’s craps average 23 ounces each.
The letter W is the 23rd in the alphabet and has 2 points down and 3 points up
The first Apollo landing on the moon was at 23.63 degrees east; the second was 23.42 degrees west.
April 19th the date of the battle of Lexington, the holocaust at Waco, and the Oklahoma city bombing is written 4/19 by Americans and 19/4 by Europeans. Either way it adds up to 23.
23 is the number of practice swings Gardiser takes on every golf hole.
In Star Wars Princess Lea was held in cell AA-23
Shakespeare was 46(2x23) when the King James Bible was published. Psalm 46(2x23) has it's 46th word "shake" and the 46th word back from the end is "spear".
On the Seinfeld show, Kramer hides an air-conditioner on level purple 23 of a parking garage.
William Shakespeare was born on April 23,1556 and died on April 23, 1616.
51, as in Area 51 breaks down to 23 + 23 + (2+3)=51
August 23,1305 William Wallace was executed for treason.
The average over par score for Brandt on the front nine is 23.
The original Star Trek, as well as Babylon Five are set in the 23rd century
The human Biorhythm cycle is 23 days
It takes 23 seconds for blood to circulate through the human body
Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times by the assassins.
23 seconds is the combined time of Peaches purging Uncle Percy's enema.
"Scottish Rite Freemasonry" has 23 letters.
Geosynchronous orbit occurs at 23,000 miles above Earth's surface.
Psychic Edgar Cayce started having visions of lost Atlantis in 1923.
Hitler joined a secret society in 1923.
Avogadro’s number as used in the ideal gas law is 6.02 x 10^23
The CIA headquarters in McLean, VA is located on rt. 123.
The tilt of Earth's axis is roughly 23deg. accounting for the changing seasons and the procession of the Zodiac.
Homo sapiens are given 46 chromosomes from their parents, 23 male and 23 female.
The Dog Days of Summer begin on July 23 when Sirius the Dog star rises from behind the sun.
At its maximum, 23 was the number of law enforcement officers distracted from their other duties while trying to find those responsible for wiping out the stop sign in Murphy's.
Sydney Carton was the 23rd man beheaded in the climax of Dickens' Tale of Two Cities
According to Noam Chomsky over half of the national media is owned by 23 companies
The average smoker inhales 23 cigarettes a day
There are 23 chapters of the Cult Awareness Network
Joseph Smith, the founder of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints was born on December 23, 1805.
On December 23, 1805 the Federal Reserve Act passed in congress.
According to ancient Mayan prophesy on December 23, 2012 (20+1=2=23) the world will end.
In both ancient Sumerian and Egypt July 23 is the start of the new year.
The Nissan car takes its name from "Ni" which means 2 in Japanese and "san" which means 3. Nissan means 23.
The articles of Impeachment used against Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton are under Article 2, section 3 of the constitution.
The United States set off 23 atomic bombs at Bikini Atoll in the Pacific.
The first prime number in which both digits are prime and add up to make another prime is 23.
“FK and the horse he rode in on!” has 23 letters.
So NOW you do you get it???
THIS SHIT IS PRETTY FUCKIN’ IMPORTANT!!!
So don’t make up some queenie excuse like my wife says I can’t come (wike newywed Bwian-onwy diffewentwy). And there’ll be none of that I have to go to a wedding or birthday party bullshit. Tell those around you that they will NEVER schedule a wedding for the first weekend in October and no grand semen (or semen if you’re a young gun) shall be cast in early January. Them’s orders!! Speaking of orders, here you go…
1. Send $175 to Evan Field 471 Mark West Station Rd.Windsor, CA95492 (707) 579-0150
2. Banter on your RSVP.
3. Mark Crabbage Snatch Open on your calendar for Oct. 1-4.
4. Go check out the shit at crabbagesnatch.com. That Texas Troll sure knows how to build one helluva website.
5. Throw out some customary esnatch- and don’t be a chick about it.
6. Fuck Kerig (silly not to).
------RSVP bantertime, bitch------
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