Kris Kringle Clapped Crisply

Kris Kringle clapped crisply.

Seven Santa’s sang seven silly songs.

Santa's sleigh slides on slick snow.

Bobby brings bright bells.

Tiny Tim trims the tall tree with tinsel.

Eleven elves licked eleven little liquorice lollipops.

Santa's sack sags slightly.

Ten tiny tin trains toot ten times.

Santa stuffs Steph's striped stocking.

Comet cuddles cute Christmas kittens carefully.

Snow slows Santa's sled.

Santa said that silly Sally saw six sausages.

Running reindeer romp 'round red wreaths

She sells seashells on the sea shore.

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to Mr Outside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside andMr Inside went outside to the riverside.

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble.

How much wood could a

Woodpecker peck, if a

Woodpecker could peck

Wood!

Six savaury sausages sizzling!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Unique New York.

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Three free throws.

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.

Knapsack straps.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

Fat frogs flying past fast.

The boot black bought the black boot back.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup.

six short slow shepherds.

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

Peggy Babcock.

You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

Black bug's blood.

Flash message!

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu

choose the shoes he chews?

Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.

Sixish.

Chop shops stock chops.

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes
as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

The blue bluebird blinks.

Freshly fried fresh fish

Good blood, bad blood.

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

Please pay promptly.

Mix, Miss Mix!

Shredded Swiss chesse.

Irish wristwatch.

Selfish shellfish.

One smart fellow, he felt smart,

Two smart fellows, they felt smart,

Three smart fellows, they felt smart,

And they all felt smart together!

The big black bug bit a big black bear

Chop shops stock chops

IF TWO WITCHES WERE WATCHING TWO WATCHES, WHICH WITCH WOULD WATCH WHICH WATCH?

a box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box

A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back

A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue, Said the flea" Let us fly!", Said the fly "Let us flea!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue!

Aly ate an apple after Adam ate an Ape

An Ape hates grape cakes.

Andy ran from the Andes to the Indes in his undies.

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?

A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?'

baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo......

Barbara buys black Bananas by the bunch

Betty's big bunny bobbled by the blueberry bush

Billy Bob ate a bug

Bob boxed big blue berries on new bleached beach blankets!

Brendas Bunny baked buttered bread.

Brianna's baby brother Blaine bought big blue bunches of blueberries.

Chris Catches Cats

Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.

Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?

Dufey Donald Disses Daring Dolly Day by Day

Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott that Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shot shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?

Enjoy your oysters Enjoy your oysters Enjoy your oysters Enjoy your oysters .....

Fabulous Fabulous Fabulous......

Freaky Frank's friend Francis eats three foot fruit while Freaky Frank's friend Franchesca prefers frozen french fried frogs.

Fred found four flippy floppy fish

Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he???

Greg glouged down his greasie grease.

Harry Hare held Hatty Hares Hat.

Hi says Hilda Hippo Happily...Hi says Hilda Hippo Happily...

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?

If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?

I shot the city sherif ...... I shot the city sherif (Say 5 times fast)

Laughing Laurie Lies to Laurance

Linda-Lou Lambert Loves Lemon Lollipop Lipgloss

Little Lucy Liphington laughed loudly

Mandy Marie Mason Makes Marvelous Minnie - Mouse Muffins

Mommy made me mash my M'n'M's

Patty Paterson planned to peel potatoes in Peru

Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock,

Penny's pretty pink piggy bank

Pepperoni pizza on a pink pattern plate with parley on the side to your pleasure.

Peter Pan's Peanut Butter! Peter Pan's Peanut Butter! Peter Pan's Peanut Butter!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Pug Puppy Pug Puppy Pug Puppy....

Red Leather Yellow Leather Red Leather Yellow Leather Red Leather Yellow Leather....

Red Lorry Yellow lorry Red Lorry Yellow lorry Red Lorry Yellow lorry....

Red White Red White Red White Red White Red White.....

Red riding hood and robin hood ride right through the river

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

She sells seashells by the seashore.

She shuts the Shop Shutters So the Shopping Shoppers can't Shop.

She sits and shines and shines and sits and sits and shines.

Sheila's soldier's shoulders smolder.

Silly Sally sells shiny sea shells at the sea shore..

Silly Sally slid down a slippery slide

Silly Sally sings songs sweetly while sitting on the steaming sidewalk when the sizzling summer sun was shining.

Sister Susie sew suits for the soldiers.

Six sick snakes sit by the sea

Six silver swans swam silently seaward to see sue sell sea shells by the sea shore

Six small slick seals.

Smashed shrimp chips

Stop scratching Scott's skis.. Stop scratching Scott's skis... Stop scratching Scott's skis... Stop scratching Scott's skis...

Sue sells sea shells by the sea shore

Sunshine City Sunshine City Sunshine City Sunshine City Sunshine City

The Leith Police dismisseth us

The sheik's sixth sheep's sick

The two toed turkey towed two tubs of tea. Where is the tea the two towed turkey towed? Tossed in the tunnel where the key can protent it from the tounge of the tea tasting toad.

Toy Boat, toy boat, toy boat

Two witches bought two wrist watches, But which witch wore which wrist watch?

Unique New York....Unique New York.....Unique New York.....

What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

Which wrist watch is a swiss wrist watch?

Willie Wilder went wild while we went wading in the water.

Wishy-washy Wanda watched her watch get washed.

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