Type the following document then follow the directions below:
- Center and bold title
- Add St Patrick’s Day graphics to both pages.
- Click on Insert, click on Clip Art.
- In the search box type in Shamrocks and click Go.
- Look at the pictures and click on a picture to insert it. The picture should now be somewhere on the page.
- Double Click on the picture. Click on the Format.
- Click on In front of text and then click ok.
- To move the picture, click in the middle of the picture and drag it to wherever you want.
- To Size the picture, click on a corner handle and drag inward (smaller) or outward (larger).
- To insert border, click on Page Layout, Page Borders, select and click on ok.
- Save the document in your keyboarding folder as St Patrick’s Day Symbols.
St. Patrick’s Day Riddles
What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
Paddy O’ Furniture
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham rock
When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
When it is a FRENCH fry
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is going barefoot
Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers instead of his red ones?
The red ones were in the wash
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Why did St Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn’t afford plane fare
Have you ever heard of the six leaf clover?
I haven’t either
What do you say to a leprechaun?
How’s the weather down there?
What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A leper con
What is Varney’s favorite thing on St. Patrick’s Day?
A BARNEY stone