Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, CO
Ability:The ability to guesstimate anything sort of close to exact the number/amount… only sort of close.
Bio: He recently was able to use his powers for the greater good and successfully guesstimated within $160 of the actual cost, the first showcase on the “Price is Right”. Even with that easy win, in the end, the “Plinko” wall determined who the better man was.
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary:Hilltown, CA
Ability: When physical contact is made with another person, he is able to see minor inconveniences in their near future.
Bio: Jack bumps into someone. He appears to be hit by some kind of sudden force. Recovering himself, he informs the person of their pending doom…
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, NM
Ability: Has the ability to elongate his pointer finger when in extreme peril and/or asked for directions.
Bio: He recently poked a person in the eye when he was asked where the bathroom was. Luckily the person found it despite having only one eye.
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown,TX
Ability: The ability to change any cookie into a different kind of cookie.
Bio: “And that’s the way the cookie crumbles!” – A favorite catch phrase
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, OR
Ability: Has the power to clapper any light on or off.
Bio: In the beginning there was nothing. God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. ~Ellen DeGeneres
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, NY
Ability: Can tie shoes using only his eyes… however he can’t untie them.
Bio: You may find him going around town, heroically tying other people’s untied shoes and thus saving the city from embarrassing shoe lace related trippings as well as broken shoe laces.
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, SD
Ability: Possesses the ability to harness the powers of lint!
Bio: In a freak dryer explosion, Jill was exposed to high concentrations of radiation and static electricity. This has given her the power of lint and the ability to stick socks to shirts.
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, FL
Ability: Has the ability to shake salt and pepper out of her fingertips.
Bio: “Peh pair? Say a when!” – A favorite catch phrase
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, AZ
Ability: Has the ability to tell when people are looking at her.
Bio: “Are you lookin at me? Are YOU lookin at ME?” – A favorite catch phrase
Name:Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, MA
Ability: Possess the ability to travel 2 seconds back in time but it takes her 2 seconds to do so.
Bio: The ultimate waste of time! Well I guess not really… because if she goes back only 2 seconds and it takes 2 seconds, she didn’t really waste any time. She just goes back to when she started going back in time. Would that mean she would be stuck in a paradox of going back 2 seconds in time? Never able to progress forward in time? I wonder if that would happen, and if it did, would it be just for her or rather all of time… If it actually does put time in a paradox that would actually be a very strong power capable of ruining everything as we know it! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!! I’VE CREATED A MONSTER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, ND
Ability: She has the ability to warn others of great danger, but at her own mortal peril.
Bio: She is more or less a canary in a mineshaft. Can use her or just buy a carbon monoxide detector at Home Depot. I think they’re about $20…
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, WI
Ability: Possesses the ability to find what she is looking for in the last place she looks.
Bio: A dumb super power, based off a dumb saying… WHO WOULD KEEP LOOKING AFTER YOU FOUND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?!? Of course it’s in the last place you look.
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, AR
Ability: Has the cunning ability to find the silverware drawer in any kitchen.
Bio: “We have no more right to put our discordant states of mind into the lives of those around us and rob them of their sunshine and brightness then we have to enter their houses and steal their silverware” – Julia Moss Seton
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, IA
Ability: Has the ability to make broken pens work.
Bio: When our pens were failing, one stood by our side. Never gave up, always put America’s interests first and reached across party lines… to lend others pens. This person was…. Jill. <Cue patriot music>
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, OH
Ability: Possesses the ability to read peoples’ minds, but only when they are thinking of Lobster.
Bio: Not exactly knowing that he can only read peoples’ minds when they are thinking of lobster, David’s view on humanity becomes twisted. “WHY MUST EVERYONE THINK OF LOBSTER?!” he shouts towards the heavens. Is this the making of a super villain? Only time will tell…
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, CT
Ability: Has the ability to make people yawn.
Bio: While sitting in class, notice the people yawning. Is it that they are tired? Perhaps the professor’s monotonous voice is lulling them to sleep? Maybe they didn’t get much rest the night before? Or maybe, just maybe, Jack is hidden in the ventilation system, causing all of this yawning. I have a sneaking suspicion it is the latter.
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown,KS
Ability: Possesses the ability to control earthworms.
Bio: One day during recess. Little Jack was ingesting his daily dose of worms. It only took 4 worms to gross out the girls that day. Quite proud of his accomplishment, he ate one last worm in celebration of his victory over koodies. Little did little Jack know, several barrels of nuclear waste had been buried under the playground and the worms had all been exposed to small amounts of radiation. This last worm he ate that fateful day changed his life forever. This is his story…
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown,KY
Ability: Has the ability to silently knock on a door.
Bio: He learned this skill while training at a temple in the remote mountains of southwest China. Finally, Jack has returned with training, to protect the vulnerable, and empower the weak.
“Please explain why your silence makes more noise than thunder.”
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, NE
Ability: Has the ability to make animals magnetic.
Bio: When all the animals in a zoo escape, you only need two things. Jill, and a really big refrigerator…
Name:Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, GA
Ability: Has the ability to sneeze asbestos.
Bio: When Jill sneezes, you may not want to say “bless you.” You may want to hold your breath and take a shower…
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, LA
Ability: Possesses the ability to set vegetables on fire.
Bio: “Holy flaming carrots Batman!” – Robin, Season 1, episode 30: “While Gotham City Burns” original air date: 27 April, 1966
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, KS
Ability: Has the ability to meld silverware together.
Bio: With a spork, spife, fnorf, and knorfk always at her disposal, there is little Jill can’t accomplish.
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, MT
Ability: The ability to turn pickles into cucumbers.
Bio: When the public learned of Jill’s power, they were in an uproar about their safety and contacted their congressman. Although most of the hubbub has died away by now, a few people still remain skeptical and keep basic survival kits in their bomb shelters.
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, UT
Ability: Has the ability to sense when someone may be constipated.
Bio: Sometimes considered a curse, she walks the countryside, telling people the importance of having enough fiber in their diet.
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, ME
Ability: Can harness the power of squirrel pheromones.
Bio: What powers they have to be harnessed is beyond me… Although I did have a squirrel come up to me one day when I was chillin, eating some sunflower seeds. From a distance they are cute, but when they get that close they can be pretty scary. It just sat there, a foot away, staring at me… judging me.
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, MD
Ability: The ability to turn any object she touches, turn into Mickey Rooney.
Bio: What a horrible burden to be placed on a persons shoulders. You truly are a hero Jill…
Name:Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown,MS
Ability: Has the ability to become invisible when nobody is looking.
Bio: “Only he who can see the invisible can do the impossible.”
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown,IL
Ability: Has the ability to make herself tired by rubbing her belly and patting her head.
Bio: “Here’s a good one, can you rub your belly and pat your head at the same time? Hey you’re pretty good at that! Hey… Hey, Jill?”
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, ID
Ability: Possesses the ability to animate mattresses.
Bio: I think mattresses follow a strict don’t ask, don’t tell policy… but I may be mistaken.
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, AK
Ability: Has the ability to invert people’s mouths, therefore, to literally turn people’s frowns upside down.
Bio: There is no harm in trying to turn someone’s frown upside down. But once you cross that certain line of physically distorting a person’s face, it no longer is as thoughtful.
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown,RI
Ability: He has the ability to randomly send socks to alternate dimensions when asleep.
Bio: You know how you always can’t seem to find the other sock to the pair you are looking for? Or maybe you finally find a sock after what seemed like months of being gone? You can blame Jack for that…
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown,WV
Ability: Has the ability to summon the ghost of Drew Carey.
Bio: An especially strange and useless power because Drew Carey is still alive. You can actually see him on the “Price Is Right” and a few other game shows.
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown,VA
Ability: Has the ability to make things slightly shinier then their current state.
Bio: This is hardly a dull power. Although it’s about as useful as Jubilee’s powers in the X-Men cartoons, it is still great for distracting little kids.
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown,NC
Ability: He can accurately mimic the movements of certain trees.
Bio: He mainly specializes in the movements of the Wattle (acacia tree native to Australia) as well as several pine trees. The rest, he is only mediocre at mimicking.
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown,NV
Ability: Has the ability to shoot spaghetti out of his fingertips.
Bio: “Ya know what… Enjoy your spaghetti, you’re very rude… Enjoy your spaghetti, cuz you’re rude…” – Dane Cook
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown,OK
Ability: Has the ability to see through wood… just wood.
Bio: Has X-ray vision that can see through wood doors and other wood things. He can also see through metal doors that have a window in them.
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, NC
Ability: Ability to wake up at a predetermined time.
Bio: He takes waking up and accidentally hitting the snooze button to a whole new level…
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, WY
Ability: Has the ability to transform his hands into cheese graters.
Bio: “I don’t cut the cheese… I grate it.” – Favorite catch phrase
Name: Jill
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, SC
Ability: Has the ability to enhance the effects of Vitamin B6(Pyridoxine).
Bio: Pyridoxine, not to be confused with Pyridoxamine (the two differ by the substituent at the ‘4’ position), is based on a pyridine ring, with hydroxyl, methyl, and hydroxymethyl substituents. It is converted to the biologically active form pyridoxal 5-phosphate. Assisting in the balance of sodium and potassium as well as promoting red blood cell production, it is linked to cardiovascular health by decreasing the formation of homocysteine. Ergo visa vi concordantly the perpendicular crosstalk may coincide with the coaxial flutter purposed by L. Ron Hubbardoaeoihfo aosfidj’f1j390€/…!!!11!one
Name: Jack
Alias:
Sanctuary: Hilltown, NJ
Ability: Has the ability to bestow his ability on others.
Bio: The Newbery Award winning book the Giver, by Lois Lowry, was loosely based off of Sam’s unique ability… And of course when I say loosely, I mean not at all.