Trump’s Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me a Hillar-idgein an impair tree.

On the second day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me two Karl Roves, and a Hillar-idge in an impair tree.

On third day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me three Dr. Bens, two Karl Roves, and a Hillar-idgein an impair tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me, four bawling nerds, three Dr. Bens, two Karl Roves, and a Hillar-idge in an impair tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me, five drug kings, four bawling nerds, three Dr. Bens, two Karl Roves, and a Hillar-idgein an impair tree.

On the six day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me, six Priests a praying, five drug kings, four bawling nerds, three Dr. Bens, two Karl Roves, and a Hillar-idge in an impair tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me, seven La Brons a whimpering, six priests a praying, five drug kings, four bawling nerds, three Dr. Bens, two Karl Roves, and a Hillar-idgein an impair tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me eight Michelles a sulking, seven La Brons a whimpering, six priests a praying, five drug kings, four bawling nerds, three Dr. Bens, two Karl Roves, and a Hillar-idge in an impair tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me nine illegals ranting, eight Michelles a sulking, seven La Brons a whimpering, six priest a praying, five drug kings, four bawling nerds, three Dr. Bens, two Karl Roves, and a Hillar-idgein an impair tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me ten Barrys weeping, nine illegals ranting, eight Michelles a sulking, seven La Brons a whimpering, six priests a praying, five drug kings, four bawling nerds, three Dr. Bens, two Karl Roves, and a Hillar-idge in an impair tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me, eleven gripers griping, ten Barrys weeping, nine illegals ranting, eight Michelles a sulking, seven La Brons a whimpering, six priests a praying, five drug kings, four bawling nerds, three Dr. Bens, two Karl Roves, and a Hillar-idgein an impair tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me twelve border walls a coming, eleven gripers griping, ten Barrys weeping, nine illegals ranting, eight Michelles a sulking, seven La Brons a whimpering, six priests a praying, five drug kings, four bawling nerds, three Dr. Bens, two Karl Roves, and a Hillar-idge in an impair tree.

Drain the Swamp and Make America great again!

By Sing Along with HalMitch – 12/19/16