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HUGE SECTION OF NOVELTY RECORDS, ALL TYPES!

“GENERAL” SECTION FIRST, followed by more-specialized sectionS,

FOLLOWED BY Christmas AND HOLIDAY RECORDS…

MITCHELL AYRES: no. 7 cigarettes no #, CANADA (vg+ PS, 5 inch seam rip)—number 7 theme/same vg+ 2.50

SANDY BARON: 20th century 7001(EP no Cover)—“SANDY BARON SAMPLER”(My Life Still Sucks, LP bits)m- 2.50FINAL

BLACK LACE: UK flair 105 (Poor Title Sleeve)—superman/ vg 2.50

EARL BROWN: w. b. 5012—pachalafaka (pronounced pachalafaka)/in a cafeteria with you vg+ 4

ARCHIE CAMPBELL: rca 9081—the cockfight/red silk stockings… m- 3.50

JERRY COLONNA: majar 144 (with THE THREE LOVERS)—baffi/chicago style m- 5.50 rare, 1955 era

BERNARD CRIBBINS: UK parlophone 4712—folk song/my kind of someone m- 4.50

CYPRESSCITY: jin 409—the cajun rap song/ vg+ 3 early 80s louisiana novelty

THE CHARLIE DANIELS BAND: epic 68542—uneasy rider ‘88/cowboy hat in dallas m- 3

DANTE AND THE EVERGREENS: madison 130—alley-oop/ vg+, dusty 4 GREAT cover of hollywood argyles, rarer

PERCY DIXON…MERRY BOYS: sue 100 dj—bloodshot eyes/balimbo g+ wol 2.50 RARE

KEN DODD: UK columbia/emi 8466, EP (vg+ Cover)—diddy & the diddy men make a record/tatty bye +3 vg+ 4.50 rare

ROY DRUSKY & PRISCILLA MITCHELL: mercury celebrity series 35010—yes mr. peters/ vg+ 2.50

THE FIRESIGN THEATRE: columbia AE7 1041 dj—40 great unclaimed melodies!/live from the senate bar m- 5

BRUCE FORSYTH: parlophone UK 4535—I’m in charge/so far so good vg+ 5 scarce 1959

WAYNE FOSTER: sage 360—mr. lincoln/the very virtuous vg+ 4 rare Walter Brennan type narration, Texas accent

FRANKIE & JOHNNY: international artists 112—sweet thang/ vg+ 5 cool mid. novelty r&roll ‘66

LENNY GAINES: columbia 44120—the coney island parade, i/ii vg+ 4 ((or m- DJ “the banana man” part I/same))

GERALDINE WITH…GEORGE WYLE…: little david 721 dj-don’t fight the feeling/killer m- 4 classic Flip Wilson sketches

“GOLDEN RECORDS” (6-inch yellow-wax 78RPM): 197—the ballad of davy crockett, i/ii vg 2.

HARDWICK: panorama 8—the salmon fisherman/the old teenager m- 3.50 seattle late 60s talk-novelties

DOUG HARRELL: colonial 501 (ep, with M- PS)-hospitality blues/exsanguination blues M- 7 rare 50s A. Griffith types!

PAT HARRINGTON, JR.: u. a. 10013 dj—guido at tanganyika/maitre d’/about a gorilla m- 3.50

KEITH HARRIS AND ORVILLE: UK bbc 124 (vg+ PS)—orville’s song/I didn’t m- 4

JOHN HOLBROOK: tammi 185 (ORANGE WAX)—tribute to tex ritter/same m- 3.50 heartfelt c&w tribute

iFARM: chad no # (Mint PS, lyric sheet)—dolphin killer/we need more cops/shot down +4 m 3.50 1995 punks

INSTANT REPLAY: decca EP 1909—commercial; howard hardsell parts I and ii m- 4

JUPITER 8: UK 21 #posp 543 (no PS)—e. t. phone home/(instr) m- 4.50 non-U.S.

MICHELLE LEE: columbia 43979 dj—oh, to be a movie star/ m- 4 show-tune novelty

LIKE WOW: psycho teddy no # (m- PS, deliberately “burned”)—WHACKED IN WACO!/ m- 12 super rare, 1st extra EVER

RICH LITTLE: mercury 73259 dj—the draft/the rice bowl vg+ 3.50

CLARENCE LOOS: L C A 101—phone call from God/same vg+ xol 3.50

GUY MARKS: radnor 310 dj—I told/blossom dear m- wol 3.50 “serious novelty” talker

C. W. McCALL: polydor 14550 dj—milton/milton m- 3

BARRY McGUIRE: dunhill 4009 dj—eve of destruction/ m wol (hit, but very RARE on promo) 6.50

TINY MURPHY: ronel 109—42/I just can’t… vg+ 3.50 rare oil novelty from 50s

BENT MYGGEN: UK 17258—hooper/rocket car theme (instr. flip) m- 3 novelty a-side

PADDY O’FURNITURE…CUSHIONS: saturn 2109 dj—blarney o’rock/(instr) m 3.50

GLENN RIGGS: rca EP eya-15 (vg Cover, sticker on back)—goldilocks…/the brave tin soldier +2 g 2 narrations

THE RUNNERS: bell 107—charlie brown/ vg 3.50 (flip- TREETOPS “she say” cover of Diamonds)

JERRY SAMUELS: j. e. p. 1175-I owe a lot to iowa pot/who are you to tell me not to smoke marijuana m- 5.50 GREAT!!!!

THE SAUTER-FINNEGAN…FIFERS: kapp 256 dj—this old man he played one/the barney google march vg 3 vocals

THE SCAFFOLD: UK parlophone 5643—thank u very much/ide b the first vg+ 3

MIKE SNIDER: soundwaves 4774—satellite T. V. blues/ m- 3.50 GREAT c&w novelty about backyard TV dishes, cool

RAY STEVENS: mercury 72255—butch babarian/don’t say anything m- 6.50 (DJ copy of this is in NONCHART)

monument 1131—gitarzan/bagpipes that’s my bag vg+ #ol 2.50

RE. W. STONE: kastle 009—harry truman (your spirit lives on)/ m- 3.50 about the guy who died at Mt.St. Helens 1980

TASTE OF COUNTRY: CANADA, gator 001—the trapper song/ m- 3 topical song, a tribute to animal trapping

THREE YOUNG MEN FROM MONTANA: tcf 3 dj—the kookaberra song/make your back strong m- 5.50

RON TISH: koke-kula 1—just hang loose/life… vg 3 late 60s?, strange – hawaii??

BROTHER GEORGE UNDERBRUSH: lode 2002—green garden hose, i/ii m- 4 utterly absurd narration, and wonderful!

WADER’S: UK qwak 1 (no PS)—the qwaka song/hall of the mountain king m- 3

BILL WATERS: fraternity 813—“orang-ou-tango”/I really mean it m- 4.50 scarce, 1961 era

“WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC: rock ‘n’ roll 04708 dj (m- PS)—this is the life (theme from “johnny dangerously”)/same m- 4

ANSWER RECORDS AND PARODIES, FURTHER ADVENTURES, ETC….

BEATLES TRIBUTES AND NOVELTIES (sorry, a small section)

BRUCE FOSTER: millennium 602 dj—platinum heroes/same m- 3.50 scarce ’77 beatles tribute

BREAK-IN RECORDS, DICKIE GOODMAN TYPE, “FLYING SAUCER” CUT-INS, ETC.

ALBIA ENTERTAINMENT CO.: FARm OUT! 001 (with m- PIC INSERT)—the last great debate Mint 4.50

DAN THE MAN: dan the man 13836—reagon-omics m 5.50 scarce ohio 1982

DICKEY “G” AND THE DON’TS: asi 1013—rocky and the angel m- 5 late 70s, boxing, scarce

DOO RON RON AND THE OJ PLAYERS: eureka 101 (RED WAX)—O.J. meets the King/O.J. country m 4 Presley/c&w 4

102 (BLUE WAX)—bill clinton…face the music/bill clinton…sweatin’ to the oldies m 3 **SALE**

DICKIE GOODMAN: z-100 #100—attack of the Z-monster m- 6.50 RARE! limited NYC-area release early 80s

shell 711—election ‘84/ m- 4.50 **THESE ARE NOT “AROUND”**

JIM’N’I: maji 182—reagan’s budget cuts/the umpire strikes out m- 4 scarce early 80s, using much modern rock etc.

HORACE DEBUSSEY JONES: satchitananda 1—the O.J. simpson show (parts I-II) M 3 (INCLUDES TRANSCRIPT)

JIM LAGO: (label not stated) 511—the year of the logos/same M 8.50 rare late 70s texas high school football

JOHN McCARTY: the record shop 610-- lobos #1/same m- 8 rare late 70s texas H.S. football, this +above both decent

THE NEWSHOUNDS: ragun 001 (RED WAX)—the press conference (BLANK FLIP) m- 4 released when Reagan came in

THE PENNSYLVANIA PLAYERS: oron 101—washington uptight/the cat m- 5 (rare D. GOODMAN hiding)flip gui. r&r Inst.

GEOFFREY SCOTT: scottown 1001—sooner football ‘75/same m- 10 scarce 70s

1003—super sooners/cowboy-mania m- 7.50 I believe I’m the ONLY guy who has these around…

SUPER STU/ALLEN DENNIS &…TURKEYS: brown dog 9016—the great debate/ m- 5 1976 (mid. soulfunk Inst. flip)

WHITE CLOUD: tammy jo 002—paper caper/the paper caper shaper…m- 6.50 WATERGATE; flip is comedy

“DIRT, FILTH AND CRUD!!!” (SEX, CUSS WORDS, PARTY RECORDS, RISQUE, ETC.):

BLUEROCK: fiddle sticks 003—redneck mother/ vg 2.50

PATRICK DUVET AND HIS SWEET PERVERSIONS: UK clouseau 1 (m- PS)—sex and drugs and rock and roll/ m- 4

TOM MITTER AND DAN INGROFF: portage 101—the hill-billy pretzel/ m- 3.50 mildly suggestive 70s indiana

POSSE: posse 39101—holy underwear/ugly as sin vg+ 3

STRANGULATED BEATOFFS: glitterhouse 08132, GERMANY (m- PS)—lick my butthole/ m- 4.50

HISTORY, POLITICS, POLITICS/PATRIOTIC, ECONOMY, LABOR, ECOLOGY, ETC.:

EUGENE: impex 5 66—the last letter/same vg+ 4 POWERFUL narration, final love letter written under fire!

JAMES FLEMING, JR.: BOX SET rca WDM 1753(4 45s, RED WAX, box vg+) Mr. President FDR to eisenhower m- 7.50

HARRY “GRIFF” GRIFFITH: copeland 636—the battle in viet nam/ m- 7 RARE, midslow 60s country N. Carolina

KING DREAM CHORUS &…: mercury 884 442 dj (m- PS)—king holiday (short/long versions) m- 3 M. L. King tribute

JIM KIRK AND THE TM SINGERS: capitol 4834—voice of freedom/star spangled banner m- 3

DALE MILLER: alpine 340—expo 74/the lilac city m- 3.50 rare idaho label

TAPPIN’ TOM: tappin tom 101—U S A song/ vg+ 2.50 70s patriotic

ELVIS PRESLEY NOVELTIES, SPINOFFS, TRIBUTES…

PHIL COLEY: pajer 1—ode to elvis/ m- 3.50 scarce 80s tribute

DOUG DEMARCHE: mimi 78 (with m- TITLE SLEEVE)(with m- PS) **CHOOSE** lisa/ m- 3.50 now-rare 70s

JIMMY TEASLEY: rich R tone 8109-a message from elvis/ m- 7.50 (NOT one that was “around” in 1977 in quantity)

SPACE EXPLORATION, THE GALAXY, ASTRONAUTS, UFO’S AND ALIENS, ETC.:

DALEK I LOVE YOU: UK back door 10 (m- PS)—astronauts (have landed on the moon)/ m- 4.50

THE GYPSIES: steppingstone 9/1—skylab’s falling/ vg+ 5

PEPPER HELLARD…ARGYLES: rca 10312 dj—they’re out there/same m- 4.50 about space aliens

SPORTS, ATHLETES AND ATHLETICS, OUTDOOR LEISURE, ETC.:

WAYNE CHAMPION: S W A C 3394—spree of ‘83/(instr) m- 2.50 *sale*

THE CHELSEA FOOTBALL TEAM: UK penny farthing 782—blue is the colour/all sing together vg+ 2.50

THE ENGLAND WORLD CUP SQUAD: UK PICTURE DISC england no #--this time (we’ll…)/…fly the flag m- 3.50

“FLEETWOOD RECORDS”: EP #10 (m- Cover, corner clipped)—“ABC wide world of sports” vg+ 3

15 (M- Cover)—“100 years of NCAA football” m- 3.50

WALTER PAYTON: Flexidisc “kentucky fried chicken” 101085 (m- PS)—doin’ it right (BLANK FLIP) m- 2.50

JOHNNY WAKELIN: UK pye 45420—black superman (muhammad ali)/ vg+ 2.50

CHRISTMAS, HOLIDAYS, BIRTHDAYS, ETC.:

There will be a very strangely “skewed” alphabet on this list, because I’m starting with a box alphabetized in the 1990s.

BRYAN ADAMS: a&m 8651 (with m- PS)—Christmas time/reggae Christmas vg+ (GREEN WAX) vg+ 4

ALABAMA CHRISTIAN MOVEMENT…: TCF 2 dj—do you hear what I hear?/the virgin mary m- 5.50

AL AND DICK AND THEIR CHILDREN’S…: coral 62157 dj—santa cwuz/wish you a merry Christmas m- 6.50

SCOTTY ALEXANDER: grand prize 5202 dj—santa lives at our house/will santa come to shanty town m- 3

JIM AMECHE: ric 137 dj—the first Christmas tree, i/ii vg+ 4

ED AMES: rca sp 45 188 dj—let it snow! let it snow! let it snow!/the ballad of the C. donkey vg+ 3

BILL ANDERSON: decca 32417-EMPTY PICTURE SLEEVE ONLY for “po’ folks’ Christmas” vg+ coh 2.50

LEROY ANDERSON: decca 28429—sleigh ride/ vg 2

LIZ ANDERSON: rca custom no # dj—the spirit of Christmas/LIZ ANDERSON RADIO STATION PROMOS vg+ 6.50

///MARY LOU BAKER: chaparral 1019 (m- PS)—maybe you’ll see santa claus///there’s a hole…stocking m- 4

BOB APPERSON: arrow 3002—Christmas in my town/Christmas bells vg+ 3 calif. 70s

EDDY ARNOLD: rca 48 0127 (GREEN WAX)—c-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s/will santy come to shanty town g+ 2

rca 9027—the angel and the stranger/the first word vg 2.50

9387 dj—this world of ours/jolly old saint nicholas vg 2

DEBBIE ASBURY: lost in music no #--love is all I need for Christmas/same m- 3.50 slow, 1978

CHET ATKINS C.G.P.: columbia AE7 1776 dj—east tennessee Christmas/winter wonderland m- 3

GENE AUTRY: columbia 40790 dj—everyone is a child at Christmas/you can see old santa claus… vg 2.50

90172 (children’s)—night before Christmas (in texas, that is)/merry texas…vg+ 3 A-side NOT “twas…” redone

republic 2001 dj—buon natale (means merry Christmas)/nine little reindeer vg+ 3 sol (or vg+ Stock copy)

BACK TO BACK: atina 441 dj—white Christmas (a tribute)/white Christmas (disco) m- 5 A-side Crosby tribute death

THE BANJO BARONS: columbia 42244 dj—rudolph…medley/I saw mommy…medley m- wol 3.50

NORMAN BARECKY: barecky 4053—Christmas time again (in the mountains)/(instr. version) vg+ sol 4.50 Arkansas 70s

JOEY BARNETT: ariel 112 (CANADA/vermont, with m- PS)—first snow/ m- 3.50

VIC BARREL: atlantic 2083 dj—white Christmas/ vg- 2

CHARLES BASCO: master-trak 3060—do you remember Christmas/it’s Christmas once again m- 3.50 louisiana 80s

JOE BASHAM: icon 1101—the dicken’s Christmas carol/santa’s southern visit m- 3.50

DENEBAYS AND TOM BAKER: globe 109—twas the night before Christmas/Christmas time (is here) m- 3.50

EDDY BELL: versa 101—twinkletoes/because it’s xmas vg 2.50 early 60s chicago

BELLAMY BROTHERS: curb w.b. 49875 dj—it’s so close to Christmas/same m- 3

TEX BENEKE, RAY EBERLE…: columbia no # dj—and the bells rang/merry C. baby vg+ wol 2.50

TONY BENNETT: columbia 38 07658 dj—white Christmas/same m- 3

BROOK BENTON: rca 9031 dj—our first Christmas together/silent night vg+ 2.50

CAROLYN BINKLEY: columbia 43468—I want a baby brother for Christmas/all i…front teeth m- 4 (or vg+ dj)

ELVIN BISHOP: capricorn 0248 dj—silent night/same m- sol #ol 3.50

HARRIETTE BLAKE: crystal 2000—nina non/merry Christmas to michael vg+ 4

BOOTSIE AND SANTA: high cotton 1005 dj—bootsie the elf/same m- 3.50

SHELL BOWLING: soundwaves 4690—Christmas time is coming/born on Christmas day m- 3

JIMMY BOYD: columbia 90174 (children’s)—I saw mommy kissing santa claus/thumbelina vg+ 3.50

THE BRADY BUNCH: paramount 0062 dj—frosty the snowman/silver bells vg+ 7

BRANDAE: r & a 101—the Christmas letter/everyday should be Christmas m- 4

PATTY BRANDON: vik 0245—Christmas prayer/ vg 2.50

GARTH BROOKS: liberty “for jukeboxes only” 57893—the old man’s back in town/santa looked a lot like daddy m- 3

THE BROTHERS FOUR: columbia no # dj—Christmas is a ‘comin’/the little drummer boy vg+ wol 2.50

CHARLES BROWN: king 6194—merry Christmas baby/let’s make every day a Christmas day m- 4 60s press

JAMES BROWN…FLAMES: king 6064 dj—the Christmas song (versions 1 and 2) m- 7.50 scarce, 60s press

6072—let’s make this Christmas mean something this year, i/ii m- 5

ANITA BRYANT: columbia 44341 dj—do you hear what I hear?/away in a manger vg+ wol 2.50

MARA LYNN BROWN: phonograph 681—the crying of the child/fifty-two week a year love vg wol 3 chicago ’70 era?

CHARLIE BUCK: tao 104—we can’t miss this Christmas/I wish I were a Christmas tree vg- tol 2.50 rare ’60 era

TRUDY BUCK: tbr and company 101—the Christmas mouse/blessed baby Jesus m- 3.50

RED BUTTONS: columbia 40384 dj—bob-wow wants a boy for Christmas/little johnny snowball vg+ sol 4.50

CLINTONCALDWELL: omni 76 11 dj—santa’s copter/peace and joy vg+ 3

EDDIE C. CAMPBELL: rooster blues 46—santa’s messin’ with the kid/king…jungle m- 2.50 FINAL

CANOPY: lil’ audrey 1976—c. b. santa/ m- 3

CLAYTON CARRINGTON: CANADA, lotus 885 (m- PS)—I wish it was Christmas (all year)/same m- 3.50

BOB CREED: jarbal 1061 (EP, with Mint PS)—I’ll be home for Christmas/white Christmas +2 m- 3.50 (organ instr’s)

DANNY DAVIS AND THE NASHVILLE BRASS: rca 47 9936—silent night/jingling brass m- 2.50

NEIL DONELL, JANET MARTIN…: CANADA, zsp 3221 (m- PS)—rhonda the reindeer’s magic tail/(instr) m- 3.50

JOSE FELICIANO: rca 447 0936 (red-label reissue, early 70s)—feliz navidad/the little drummer boy vg+ 2.50

HALLMARK CARDS: #16—barnaby becomes the easter bunny/…theme song vg- 2 (this is a regular 45, not a flexi-)

THE HOLLYHILL SINGERS: valiant 734—hanukkah/virgin mary had a little baby m- 2.50 *SALE*

DON HUSTAD CAROLLERS: EP christianity today no # (vg+ Title Cover, 7” seam rip)—I heard the bells on Christmas

day/o little town of bethlehem +2 m- 4.50 **1964**

TY LEMLEY: tymena 001—happy willow bee/I like to be with santa vg 2 *SALE*

LITTLE CINDY: columbia 41320—happy birthday Jesus/blue Christmas m- 4

THE NORMAN LUBOFF CHOIR: columbia 41065 dj—let’s make it Christmas all year ‘round/mary had a baby vg+ 2.50

DICK ROMAN: harmon 101—Christmas village/ m- 3.50

MARION WADE: servicemaster 12527 (RED WAX)—Christmas message/Christmas carols vg+ sol 4 RARE, fifties

LOIS WALTER: peach 728—what a wonderful night/rejoice (for the Savior has come) vg+ 10 rare Georgia late 50s

BOBBY WYLD: yellow bird 17—the Christmas bunny/sparky m- 3.50 early or mid 60s