Trix Rabbit Dies in Tragic Pursuit
Trix Rabbit, age 47, mascot and lover of famous brand cereal Trix, passed away in a pursuit of his beloved snack last Friday.
He was born on August 5th 1967 in General Mills, USA. He was the only child to creator Joe Harris. Trix never received an education and came over a lot of adversity from mocking children. A little known fact about Trix is that he served in the United States Army and was stationed in Vietnam for a year. It was there that he began his cravings for fruitiness and expedition. Residence is unknown for Trix since he moved so many times.
Trix is most well known for his affiliation with Trix cereal. Despite his best efforts to obtain the delicious snack, devious children were a never ending obstacle in his quest. Although he was given a pay check each week, he could never obtained the one joy he wanted out of life, Trix cereal. The company sent out request forms to every market in the country to prohibit the selling of Trix cereal to the Trix rabbit. Infuriated, yet always forgiving, the Trix rabbit continued to work for the company in a hopeful pursuit of happiness. The sounds of “Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids, shall never ring through the streets again.
Trix is survived by his friends, Captain Crunch, Count Chocula, Santa Claus, Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Due to his short life, Trix never had a chance to marry and settle down, but he has been affiliated with the tooth fairy for a couple of years now.
Funeral services will be held tomorrow at General Mills Inc in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Paul Danos, of the board of directors will officiate. A viewing will take place before funeral services at the same location around 1:00 p.m.
In lieu of flowers, donations of any form of Trix ,cereal and/or yogurt, are well appreciated so that Trix rabbit can enjoy an afterlife filled with the joy that was never attained in his Earth life, a joy in which he paid the ultimate price for.