The scene is set in Hamlet's house, during the XXI century
Hamlet makes a speech to a skull
HAMLET: To be or not to be, that is the...
Macbeth enters on the stage and sits on the couch
MACBETH (desperate): Hello, Ham'... Bad day! (sigh) I'm here because my wife
is* so boring and she's more crazy than me! She always says «kill him» or «burn
her». She...
Hamlet turns around and throws the skull on Macbeth's head
HAMLET: Shut up! You are stupid! If you want talk, you wait your moment of
glory!
MACBETH: Calm down. It is useless to get upset.
HAMELT: I do what I want.Macbeth makes a leap foward
MACBETH: Stop it, otherwise I kill you with my special weapon!
HAMLET (mockingly): If you talk about what you have in your pants...
MACBETH: You will be surprised. I don't speak about that but... (he takes his
lightsaber) that!
HAMLET: I've got a weapon too! (He draws his spoon) Haha!
They look each, suspiciously. Suddenly someone rings the door.
HAMLET: Don't move, I come back (he runs and open the door)
TITANIA (sensual voice): Hi! I'm Titania, from Othello's Pizza. It's for you the
margarita?
HAMLET (irritated): NO! (he closes the door brutally, things, re-open the door and
takes the pizza) Thanks!
He makes some footsteps.However, another people strikes violently at the door.
HAMLET: Back off! (still strokes) Who is here?
LADY MACBETH: It's Lady Macbeth! (angry voice) I'm here because I know that
my husband is with you!
Macbeth joins Hamlet at the entrance
MACBETH (a knee on the floor): Please, help me! Save me! HIDE ME!
HAMLET: Why?
MACBETH (he whispers): Because she is a monster. She eats like a pig, she is very
dirty and vulgar! She is stern and not funny.
LADY MACBETH (screams): Open the door or I destroy it!
HAMLET (to Macbeth): Okay, I protect you. Go back to the sofa.
Macbeth leaves in the living room and hide himself. Then Lady Macbeth kicks the
door and enters in the house.
LADY MACBETH (aggressively): Where is this little girl who serve me of
husband?
HAMLET: He isn't here! You will pay me a new door!
LADY MACBETH: You lie! I see our car in a front of your house. He is afraid by
me? Haaaaaaaha! (she laughs)
HAMLET (low voice): I understand him...
LADY MACBETH (outraged): What! Repeat what you said! Come on!
She approaches Hamlet with a scowl
MACBETH: Don't hit my friend. I'm here... (he comes out of his hiding and walk
near his wife) I've a revelation for you... I HATE YOU! (he shouts) You are ugly and
unfair with everybody! And I have a love affair with...
Romeo arrives on scene,happy.
ROMEO: Hello! I'm a Hamlet's neighbor. I heard noise and... (surprised) Oh my
god! What are you doing here, Macbeth?
HAMLET: You know Macbeth?
MACBETH: Yes because...he is my lover!
HAMLET and LADY MACBETH (together, shocked): What?!
MACBETH: Sorry but I am disgusted by women.
ROMEO (with a little smile): It is comprehensible.
LADY MACBETH: I will jump on you and snatch your eyes.
ROMEO (ironic): I'm scared.
Tension between all the characters. A strange girl who wears colorfull clothes
appear on stage. She dances.
LADY MACBETH (lost): Who is this mad girl?!
HAMLET: It's the daughter of one of my neighbor, Juliet.
MACBETH: She seems to be drugged
HAMLET: Yes, she is. Her nickname is «Juliet, the Queen of Amphet'»
Juliet continues her dance around the characters. She stops him
JULIET: And do the Harlem Shake!
Immediatly, many people come in stage and dance the Harlem Shake with the
characters.