Scallywag

Phyllis Wolfe White

Oh, I wish I were a pirate just to sail upon the sea.

A wigglydywag of a scallywag is what I'd like to be!

And it's yo, ho, ho! Let the wind blow free !

I wouldn't be mean; my ship would be clean !

That's the life for me !

Argh ! Argh! Argh!

And if I were a pirate, I might grow a woolly beard.

A wiggledywag of a scallywag that no one ever feared.

With a patch and a parrot and a ship to be steered !

With treasure to find, I'd share and be kind!

A pirate buccaneer !

Argh ! Argh! Argh!

Or, maybe I'll live in the wild, wild West !

Ridin' and a ropin' on the range.

Yee - haw !

Or, maybe I'll be a hungry dinosaur

Tyranosaurus, Brontosaurus, eating everything in the forest !

Rarr ! Rarr ! Yum !

Or, I could be a leader of a musical marching band.

With a plume upon my hat, a baton held in my hand

nd it's 1, 2, 3 ! Everybody follow me !

Tweedly - deet! Here's the beat !

Wouldn't it be grand !

1, 2 ! 1, 2, 3 !

Or, maybe I'll be an astronaut,

riding in a rocket to the moon,

Blast off !

Soaring through the galaxies with supersonic speed,

Andromeda and Milky Way,

with plenty of stars as bright as day !

Zoom ! Zoom ! Zoom !

But, I'd rather be a pirate just to sail upon the sea.

A wiggledywag of a scallywag is what I'd like to be !

And it's yo, ho, ho! Let the wind blow free!

A biggledybag of a, jiggledyjag

of a, wiggledywag

of a scallywag is what I'd like to be !

Arrgh !